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offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-09-17 12:26 [#01726134]
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I FUCKING HATE THIS KIND OF LANGUAGE

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


EXP022 - BRTLMN - QUININE EP
Muzak from hell... 60's spy themes... The club scene from
Fire Walk With Me... These are all things that could MAYBE
come close to describing "Onublauxe", the opening track
from
BRTLMN's 'Quinine' EP. With this work, BRTLMN has broken
even his own threshold for the strange and awkward, yet the
heart of the recording is surprisingly lucid and stripped
down. This is not throwing feces at a canvas to see if it
will stick. This is, on many levels, the art of
re-constructing deconstruction. At times, the music
subtracts itself into just a lonely slow oscillating
rhodes.
at times, it builds itself into a chaotic mashup of what
seems like different takes on a theme. BRTLMN even dares to
venture into the land of hip-hop... with stunningly
tasteful
and head-nodding results. This is simultaneously BRTLMN's
most accessible AND abstract work to date, and only makes
the listener more intrigued in what lies ahead.

EXP023 - GRASSHOPPA - LOST IN GRAY MATTER EP
From the second you hit play, you know it's on. This EP is
a
37 minute no-holds-barred attack on your eardrums. The
beats
are relentless in their insistence, and the melodies and
pads are about as overflowing and volcanic as you could
imagine. Simply put, this is expressionist drill 'n' bass.
the songs are extremely glitchy and fast-paced, yet hang in
the air like a haze around your sphere of perception. Thin,
bell-like chiming and strumming floats on a thick rockbase
of orgy-like percussion. "Drown In Lena River" takes you on
a ride through a funhouse of contrasting organic
plant-life,
while "owiiFF" seems to struggle just to maintain its own
static form. The pieces come off, ultimately, as having a
natural child-like wonder, and an awe and a playfulness
that
other artist struggle to pretentiously invent in their
music.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-09-17 12:28 [#01726135]
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"the songs are extremely glitchy and fast-paced, yet hang
in
the air like a haze around your sphere of perception. Thin,
bell-like chiming and strumming floats on a thick rockbase
of orgy-like percussion. "Drown In Lena River" takes you on
a ride through a funhouse of contrasting organic
plant-life,
while "owiiFF" seems to struggle just to maintain its own
static form."


FUCK

OFFFFFFFFFFF

JUST FUCK OFF AND DON'T TRY TO WRITE EVER AGAIN. EVER AGAIN.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-09-17 12:30 [#01726137]
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I hate it too, it's all bullshit.


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-09-17 12:30 [#01726139]
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hahahahahah!!!


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-09-17 12:30 [#01726140]
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"The pieces come off, ultimately, as having a
natural child-like wonder, and an awe and a playfulness
that
other artist struggle to pretentiously invent in their
music. "


WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PRETENTIOUSLY INVENT SOMETHING

WHAT

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-09-17 12:30 [#01726141]
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this stuff is EVERYWHERE

everywhere. :(


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-09-17 12:32 [#01726143]
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STAND BACK GUYS, THIS IS THE ART OF RECONSTRUCTING
DECONSTRUCTION

PHWOAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THAT SHIT IS DEEP

jesus i'm angered so much by this kind of bullshit. fuck it.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-09-17 12:33 [#01726145]
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haha isnt this from that other thread?


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-09-17 12:33 [#01726146]
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just a description of music, i dont see anything wrong with
that. its viewpoint journalism right in ya face yeah!


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-09-17 12:34 [#01726147]
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I'll pseudo-quote Elvis Costello : Writing about music is as
retarded as dancing to architecture.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2005-09-17 12:35 [#01726149]
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useless lifeless kids tryin to talk IDM
suck my salty soggy scrotum


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-09-17 12:36 [#01726151]
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it is, yes.

impakt: hahahaha! brilliant!

likewise, frank zappa on rock music journalism:
Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing
people who can't talk, in order to provide articles for
people who can't read.



 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-09-17 12:37 [#01726154]
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Haha, yes :D


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-09-17 12:37 [#01726155]
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ahahah that about does it! :D!!!


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-09-17 12:39 [#01726159]
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hrm, as i read further down on that frank zappa wikiquote
page, it attributes that architecture / dancing quote to
him... in the "music" section

yay4zappa :D


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-09-17 12:42 [#01726165]
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Costello must have stolen it then :p

"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture -
it's a really stupid thing to want to do."
--Elvis Costello, in an interview by Timothy White entitled
"A Man out of Time Beats the Clock." Musician magazine No.
60 (October 1983), p. 52.


 

offline Seracelsus on 2005-09-17 12:44 [#01726167]
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i've read much worse.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-09-17 12:46 [#01726169]
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Hmm, maybe I should actually listen to Sigur Ros, hear what
it's like.


 

offline Seracelsus on 2005-09-17 12:49 [#01726171]
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i think that ba ba ti ki di do thing is brilliant.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-09-17 12:54 [#01726174]
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Well, if they're hardly likely to write the truth, "Sorry,
as if the world needed more glitchy 'dance' music from
people that couldn't write a proper tune so they instantly
went electro psuedo-jazz, all the same here it is"


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-09-17 13:07 [#01726179]
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That could have been said about almost every genre,
electronic music ain't the only derivative style out there,
frankly I find most rock much worse :p


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-09-17 14:09 [#01726211]
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It annoys me too ; reviews in french are also like that.
Pieces of bullshit !


 

offline plantre from United States on 2005-09-17 14:53 [#01726243]
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well, the review may not be up to par, but the music is
really good.

i'm actually quite surpised you guys weren't attacking my
reviews, my writing stinks! i've been trying to keep it more
factual lately, however.

BRTLMN is a very close friend of mine, and the music is
good. i reccommend it.

:D


 

offline OK on 2005-09-17 14:57 [#01726245]
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chill


 

offline uviol from United States on 2005-09-17 15:08 [#01726267]
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Haha, I thought John Cage said that. anyway...

I hate this type of music writing too. That's why I verbally
berate Pitchfork as often as possible. After a couple
years, all the reviews just sound the same.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-09-17 16:05 [#01726294]
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there are good reviews though, the ones that tell you
something


 


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