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I let my last 25 comments on your earth's xltronic (a lesser side project of mine I merely wiped from the bottom of my furgmunkle) speak for themselves, each comment an awe inspiring jewel of artistic beauty just gleaming with an eerie almost alien like intellect. Each letter from your human alphabet, only when crafted into an organization by me, has more profound insight than the entire accululation of your pathetic humanity's "culture". If I could speak in my native "tongue" (my communicating organ has no analogue in your language) and you could understand, which you couldn't ever, you would mentally feel the orgasmic equivalent of what Ted Bundy and Ed Gein would surely together feel if I instantly cloned them into the girls locker room at Jefferson High School on 3rd and Breach Street in Sacramento California, which I certainly did. I have been studying your earths "serial killers" closely. Of all humanity, they are the only ones who succeeded. We have selected them for studying, cloning and praising and will make grand notes of them in the official History of the Universe written by Karg Karg Gobot 3, the Omniscient. The rest of you will be forgotten for eternity. |
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eat a dick |
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Salutations! |
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mWm > b6662966 |
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eat a dick |
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I have a movie-script idea. please send money |
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only if you do first. |
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now you just need a wacky webcomic and i'm sure you would top the internet celebrity charts! |
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i read this |
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this thread would taste of elderberry if there was more elderberries in it. |
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I liked this thread. |
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I concur |
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I have a wacky webcomic |
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wMw, or the extra-dimensional collective-conscious known as such, has literally set into motion all biological process on planet Earth. This task was accomplished in just under 20 Earth seconds, although it was actually much faster than that in the only proper time, wMw's own Gork-sSzirbol-Standard. Due to wMw's unique ability to constantly be better than even himself, creating all life as we know it was, at the time, the fastest feat of creation ever witnessed by any consciousness anywhere in the known Multiverse. wMw has since gone on to create his own universe and cloned the entire cast of the ABC Daytime drama "All My Children." When reached for comment, wMw blinked twice and the Sun burned out. Whether he has escaped to his own dimension or remained to enjoy the non-stop hilarity that is Planet Earth in total darkness has yet to be discovered. |
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processes* damnit, if only I enjoyed wMw's immaculate intellect. |
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how come dr pepper goes flat so quick |
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Don't you hate it when you blow your nose in the shower then half way through drying off you notice your pubes are all stuck together? accumulation* damnit, if only I enjoyed Zephyr Twin's immaculate intellect. |
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Well. Congs. |
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You're supposed to shampoo and conditioner you pubes at the end. |
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I DUB THEE UNFORGIVEN |
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trying to convince people that you are wrong would only mean defeat. |
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