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i think i've officially become a stud i just went to the supermarket and asked 'can i have a lighter' and the girl said 'well, you can' i think my hair's nicer since i dont use shampoo anymore |
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you have always been a stud, with or without shampoo |
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you sure you didn't ask "can i have a lighter"? :) |
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"I want you to bleeed for the deviiiiilllll!" |
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Maybe because you said 'can I' instead of 'may I' so she was really just correcting your grammar. |
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Just studied at school those grammar things. I mean: "can I" "could I" "may I" "might I" But I had already learned them here :) |
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she probably would've put the emphasis on the corrected verb, instead of the pronoun in that case. |
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you puncturists, actually she made some error in dutch, so i was a bit puzzled until i got it was a flirt |
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Well you'd better "lose" your lighter so you have the excuse to go back. |
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well it already was the 3rd time i got there, there happened to be 3 girls and 3 counters too actually i wouldnt know how to get to anything from here anyway |
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what? |
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i didnt get that either |
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i'm a stud! |
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i mean i don't know how to hit on a girl |
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ahhh, "how to get anything from her".. not here. i thought you meant you didn't know whether you could find your way back to the shop or something ;) |
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darn, am i speaking italian here? i meant i didnt know how to go from this magic moment in time to a life filled with romance with this girl; what's the next step: "here's your lighter sir", "would you go out with me"? |
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Simply ask her name and at what time she ends work. That would Bogart do. Or better, spy on her, get to know her friends and family. Bocome best pals with her 10yo brother. There is always this 0,001% chance she won't take you for a crackpot and fall madly in love with you. |
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ahah! a bit too forward. How about next time you go in there go to the same girl and talk to her like a person and not a customer. girl:hi you: Hey, how are you on this fine day. girl: cant wait to get off of work you: Stressed a bit? Customers are gay.. well except for me but i know how you feel. you should just get a drink after work. girl: that sounds good. you: cool you should let me buy you a drink. i'll be at (location) if you are interested. if not no big deal. girl: fuck my brains out you: ok |
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Problems: 1. girls usually hate getting hit on at work. it has to be slick. asking about shift times will make him look like a stalker. 2. the 10yo bro will make him look like a pedo. haha! |
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hahaha! very smoove! |
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the fuck my brains out is obviously there for laughs! I got the #'s of two girls that cashier at a local alcohol dept. I just went in drunk and offered to take them to a party. I was loud and beligerent and it somehow made them laugh. Then again this is Miltown and isnt the same as the rest of the world |
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Tell this shit to Bogart, ok? |
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Problems: 3. her first reply isn't "cant wait to get off of work" but something else, leaving big in quivering disbelief. |
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that's awesome but you're next post shows how hard it actually is, i cant go drink somewhere alone hoping she'll show up, actually i couldnt do such a smoothy conversation, write some more possible conversations to practise us though :) |
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just ask her if she'd want to hold your cock for a bit. "no no, you don't have to do anything, just.. hold it." |
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utilize me please |
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Don't write anything pusher, he'll print it and fail miserably riffling through sheets of paper looking for a proper answer. |
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"no no, you're supposed to go "that sounds good." here." *taps on paper* |
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ahah! That could be a bit true. it might come off forced and not sincere. The thing they are looking for is confidence/sincerity and keep a good sense of humor. If you say something stupid and you realize it just shrug it off as if you are just playing around. Sometimes i say something stupid and then immediately make that face like "omg/wtf" and roll my eyes. It gives the effect that it was planned for a laugh. Its a good cover up. Practice makes perfect. So if this girl doesnt work go for another one. You will over time realize what quailtys you have while picking up girls and you can focus on those. Having a planned script is usually bad because if she gives an odd response you will be stuck making the situation awkward. |
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that must be the most obvious piece of advice ever. :) |
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Sometimes i say something stupid and then immediately make that face like "omg/wtf" and roll my eyes How true, when you see something like that, It can't be anyone else that virginpusher. |
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*hires vp as mental coach |
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You should wear a hidden earphone with VP on the other end hiding somewhere close by giving you advice... or not... It works on TV, damnit! |
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i once got like a buck fifty off a sandwhich from white hen cause the cashier wanted my nuts. score. |
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See i could go with him and be real nice to all her ugly friends and it'll reflect very well on him. BONUS!!! :D |
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I'd rather listen æ - stud than read about a guy who thinks he's a stud... if you asked the cashier, and the cashier were a tall guy name Bob, and given you the same answer "yes you can", would you think you're a stud? Or am I losing the whole point? |
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I think you missed it |
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damn! anyways.. playing æ - stud |
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omg! my typed-english is awful when i don't pay attention at the monitor or keyboard... *than .. lol .... i t should be then... anyways... who gives a shit |
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You missed the italics and the irony |
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lol |
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