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... if it was in front of you ? I mean... it deserves to suffer... |
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Microwave! |
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I mean... Beh-ding ding ding ding dididing ding bing bing pscht, Dorhrm bom bom bedom bem bom bedom bom bum ba ba bom bom, Bouuuuum bom bom bedahm, Bom be barbedarm bedabedabedabeda Bbrrrrrimm bbrrrrramm bbbrrrrrrrrraammmmm ddddddraammm, Bah bah baah baah ba wheeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee! ... understood ? |
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The next official Crazy Frog single will be "Popcorn", which has already been premiered on Top of the Pops in the UK. It is a remix of Hot Butter's original "Popcorn" and it will be released on August 22nd 2005 in the UK. |
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i'm not sure, but I think it will involve a rusty knife, his little cock and blocking his airways with something. |
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I would give him to some french kitchen. |
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Cheesegrate his little pixelated balls and send him to the French. |
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put salt in its eyes and watch the decompositon, then electrocute with just enough electricity to execute max pain within the body's critical line then chase ove a 6 lane motor way making sure to just nick the back of its feet (with a car), do this till ankle bone and blood are revealed. Next take him to france and make him smell and hear his brothers and sisters being slaughtered inhumanely and the cooked, garnished and then served. Finally do an autopsy while it still alive. If after more torture, keep it alive with blood transfusions after the autopsy and continually apply pressure to the head so the peripheral blood vessels burst. Then let die slowly and unceremoniously swing the creature over your head till every seperate organ/limb etc. are sperated due to the centrifugal force. Then release the german shepards to eat the carcass. |
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You've done this before haven't you? |
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Why not kill the people at JAMSTER instead? |
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ermmm....... no? :P :) |
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they aren't human, crazy frog was not of human origin. Jamster is Satan's company on earth. You can't seriously call chavs people?! |
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mmmmh... maybe something like ... it's a classic |
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good idea... Xeron... |
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what? *innocent* |
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why don't you login into msn anymore :(? (apologies if you are on as i'm not signed due to me being at work) |
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I wouldn't. It was the best thing on Top of the Pops tonight, and that includes Coldplay and the tiresome Faithless. |
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I would slowly poison the wetlands. |
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I would kill him by not mentioning hem EVER again. |
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I thought this was actually about real ribbiting frogs. |
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you know they're releasing Crazy Frog Indian, I heard an excerpt while I was in the queue at starbucks waiting to pay for my pain au chocolat |
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lock it [or the german producer who made it] in a soundproofed room, accompanied only by a large, caged PA system and a door, which can only be unlocked by entering the correct code into the 9 numercial digit control panel beside it [with a faulty '9' key]. the PA system would be attached to a CD player with 'crazy frog' on repeat. each time an incorrect code would be entered into the panel, the master level of the PA would be increased. of course, the code is 9999. |
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that wouldn't keill jim or cause him pain. |
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incise its neck, cut its vocal chords out and force it to eat them. then cut its tongue out and force it to swallow it. then if the fucker isn't dead yet, just shoot him in the head with a big shotgun or whatever because i couldn't be bothered wasting my time over it any longer : ) |
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i like your avatar :) |
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i would strap the frog's arms and legs down and gatling gun 'im at point blank range until even the splatter was blown away. HOO-HAH! :) |
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id tie him to a metal chair that is attached to a radiator that is getting hotter and hotter and leave in him there tied up for days as the heat builds and the sound of dying animals is played into the room REALLY loud then id suddenly turjn a load of lights on in his face and make a small one inch cut somewhere on his body. the lights would go out and in the dark a tramp with shit sodden sticking fingers would pick and scratch at the one inch cut. id repeat the cutting process for another 24 hours and then id cut off that lil dick thing it has dangling about |
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after the amount of times he got it wrong, his heart and brain would begin to vibrate and stop functioning. |
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thanks! |
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...and stop functioning? you mean this ugly little mere incarnation of pure annoyance has a working heart and brain? |
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lol, i can see that now, but u know frog would sing and the vibrations would cause the cage to shatter. |
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I would just inflate it as a balloon like little rascals do, but with helium. Then I would let it loose in the air and wait for it to explode on 10km altitude where the pressure of surrounding air would be low enough. There is a chance the frog skin tissue is strechty enough to balance the pressures on some level. In that case it would die of hunger or by getting hit by an airplane. |
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LOL that is one of the best ones i've heard so far. Scratch that- THE best one i've heard. |
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you can do the same with hydrogen and make a mini-Hindenburg docking on a candle. |
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