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if i see you there Monoid, your ass is mine. |
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I just killed my whole family.... |
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i could make a list of people i would like you to hit-off starting with the north end of town, then takeing out most of the yuppies on the south end of town that should give you soemthing to do for a while... |
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been to a prison? try to make some fucking sense, man. do you mean 'have you ever been in prison?' i don't usually visit them like i do museums for example. |
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Why not? My uncle is in prison, he was riding his bike DRUNK!! |
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Hey Monoid, how's your virginal cock doing? |
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I was fucking this girl once, and she was all like, "Stop it, you're hurting me!" And I was all like, "Chill the fuck out bitch, I've nearly finished!" Then I came in her, so I had to punch the cunt in her stomache. Anyway, long story short, I'm in Strangeways doing five to six. (My friend smuggled a palm top in for me, up his arse.) |
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Yeah! Pat is feelin' the prison-love-story vibe!!! |
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It is doing nothing. Why god gave me a pewnis i will never know |
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Maybe a visit in prison will give you the answer. |
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I went to dubai prison, just got a warning, for throwing eggs at a security guard. My mates have been in for trying to steal a car, oposite his house, ultra clever stylee |
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no... |
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neva |
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I am one of the few who havent. |
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Only in movieland |
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i had to sit in a holding cell all day once. I was smart enough to shove the heroin up my nostril, a good tip if your ever searched. I ended up eating it and got nicely toasted. |
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Yes. |
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Does that count? Because i've been in holding cells before |
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A guy i know from high school is doing 26 years minimum for murder, some messy little scrap over a heroin deal apparently. He's going to be Forty Fucking Three by the time he gets out. Insane. |
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Monoid, maybe if you go to prison you'll be forced to talk to your cell mate and develop some real-life social skills. Maybe if it'd all work out, you wouldn't have to complain her about being a virgin when you got out... |
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I'm currently there. |
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I guess now that some prisons have internet access, we wouldn't know if a certain poster was a serial killer serving a life sentence.. Maybe that would explain some of the gloominess and desperation. |
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or tridenti's post count *ba-dum-tshh!* I kid, I kid.. |
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Really? I did not know that |
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monoid-you really are a strange twat. |
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never been to federal "fuck me in the ass" prison. i done some change in county one time tho. i was in there during 9/11. tmi, yeah i know. tell anyone and i'll cut you! |
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you now what they make you do in prison right? TOSS THE SALAD!!!!! |
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i had to fix a machine in a west london prison once , went right into the main part where the inmates were milling around , and the guard just went ahead of me and had time following him up the stairs and a couple of inmates kinda tried to get in my way , maybe trying to start something i wasnt keen to stop and ask, i just dodged around em and kept on going - i didnt fancy any more calls there after, its intresting to visit but i dont intend to stay! |
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where do you think I post from? |
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I have been to one. "Just visiting," thanks. There is a minimum security bit in a like, aircraft hangar and it's bunks on the sides and down the middle the guys were quite unkind. Then, in the maximum security area, I was there with a piping hot blonde, and one of the inmates wanked through the bars, like in The Silence of the Lambs it was gross. |
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when i was younger i delivered pizzas to prison guards |
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france? |
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i visited a prison in kindergarten. it was a class trip, believe it or not.. |
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I actually just got out of Dane County jail at around 4am. :/ |
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i hate to say it, but kinda loled, vp. :S I read your post up above, and thought "spoke to soon brian." :) |
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hahaah! :D I cant wait to get my court date out of the way and hopefully have everything ironed out. i just want this over and done with |
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THE FISH KILLED MY FAMILY |
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Yeah, run-ins with the law must fucking blow. I actually kinda scare myself sometimes thinking about being wrongly accused from some shit. |
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I've always wondered what that's about... |
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for some shit.. |
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wait what? i read that but couldnt make sense of it |
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oh, it may be only me creating myths from random words and sentences, but something about you not being allowed to have bank-account 'n sumfin' sumfin. I hope I didn't divulge information of a secret manner, but I know I read it on here and you said it, so I'm guessing it may not even be a secret or anything in particular and you don't even have to answer. |
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Overall i was wasted and through a mixed drink through some girls front window when i was leaving her house. She was talking big shit. I drank 85% of a bottle of rum so i was tanked to say the least. I got lost and continued asking for directions and wandered around for a while and somehow made a big circle. Some guy said "i dont know where that street is either but you can ask those officers right there and theyd help you" Not knowing I was back at the same house i approached the officers and explained i was drunk and lost. They were very kind and curtious until my dipwad friend yelled "dont break anymore windows on your way" and they pretty much cuffed me right away. Drunken mistake. I spent a bit in a holding cell and then they put me in jail. |
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ah... and they took away your bank-account? did you see my partial nudity? |
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No. the bank isnt related to this. Thats a seperate thing. partial nudity? LOL *checks it out* |
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ah, ok.. then I probably wondered most about the bank, but past is past. it's the holiday pictures thread. |
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