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If you could Beat the S**T of an artist...
 

offline Mindl3ss from Edinburgh (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-12 19:18 [#01693503]
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Westwood. I'd beat him in the face with his own 'Westwood'
knuckledusters. Bitch. I hope he dies. No wait I hope he
gets run over on Pimp My Ride and gets his eyes gouged out
by a set of 24kt gold kerb feelers. I also hope that they'd
air such an event


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-12 20:57 [#01693522]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker



i don't even know who this westweood chap is that y'all keep
refering to. you guys must love him a lot tho the way you
keep bringing him up and seem to have such a wealth of
knowledge about him... hehehe ;)


 

offline thatne from United States on 2005-08-13 03:26 [#01693625]
Points: 3026 Status: Lurker



I have wanted to punch a lady in her vadge for a while now;
I would probably choose a lady.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-13 03:31 [#01693630]
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i seen a clip of that actually somewhere round here on the
internets...


 

offline thatne from United States on 2005-08-13 03:47 [#01693642]
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Physically it's quite fascinating especially in slow motion.


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-13 03:50 [#01693645]
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bill hicks too. the REAL one.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-13 04:03 [#01693655]
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yeah, the clip showed it in both normal and slow-mo. i'd
look it up but it'd be virtually impossible. ok i'm lying,
i'm just too lazy atm... sorry. check here


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-08-13 04:57 [#01693676]
Points: 8603 Status: Lurker



ashley and jessica simpson simply deserves a bat in their
small faces. and paris hilton, doubt she counts as an
artist, but i'd definately fuck her first and kill her
afterwards.


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-08-13 06:17 [#01693718]
Points: 1110 Status: Lurker



thats the spirit cuntychuck if youre gonna kill a mildly
attractive chick you might aswell give her nana a spin
around the block before u send her off to hell.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2005-08-13 06:45 [#01693739]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



jessica alba, because she won't answer my phonecalls....the
bitch

just kidding
but i would pull her hair though. just the way she likes it
;d


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2005-08-13 06:46 [#01693740]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



AND give her a good smack on the bottom


 

offline cie jiks mawp from motion to descend (Australia) on 2005-08-13 07:05 [#01693748]
Points: 1171 Status: Lurker



id punch madonna straight in the gut and knock that fake
british accent out of her.

i'd rather fuck madona than punch her.



 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-13 07:37 [#01693766]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker | Followup to cie jiks mawp: #01693748



wait wait wait wait... hold on a minute there partner.
um... you do know that she's been used and abused like a 50
year old blow up doll at ron jeremys house correct?!?!

kiiiiiiiiill the bitch already. er, i mean punch her.
yeah... i'm gonna lie down now.


 

offline kaen from the magical land of moo (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-13 07:38 [#01693768]
Points: 154 Status: Lurker



fuck her then kill her


 

offline kaen from the magical land of moo (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-13 07:39 [#01693769]
Points: 154 Status: Lurker



or kill her then fuck her


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-13 07:46 [#01693782]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker | Followup to kaen: #01693769



i'll take the later and kill two birds with one stone or no
wait is three birds with one stone or two stones and
three... asd;gliuuweronvszldg sopviuen
p;udsvbk.,2enfopisvujh i'm sick very very sick


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2005-08-13 07:47 [#01693784]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker | Followup to kaen: #01693769



nah

tie her up and fuck her, and then set her free again

10 bucks she'll be back asking for more


 


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