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In this sexy topic you can only write rhyme I said rhyme and not reason don't give reason your time this thread was inspired by qrter the great who's a master at rhyming things like "duck, pluck" and "plate" Some think that "plate" does not rhyme with "duck" In my opinion these people are silly as fuck Just go ahead and rhyme whatever comes to your min..... uh, D! I started a yodeling band called "mod-basher" group members are w M w, Phobiazero and Thrasher Phobiazeros on flute and Thrasher's on drums I do the yodeling and the baking of buns Yes we bake bread, ie. buns, at our gigs they're flavored with lemon, snozberry and figs As for the snozzberry taste- it was reverse engineered but it's not quite perfect and still tastes like a beard nevertheless the fans keep coming back instead of big macs they have a snoz-bun attack if you were to ask me I would have to say that the buns are the only things keeping our yodeling from driving them away that last rhyme there had too many syllables I'll refund you for that one; the rest are still billable I had a good rhyme but forgot how it went it had something to do with paying semen for rent that last rhyme was really quite dumb I'm all done rhyming now and will now, uh.. suck my thumb Once again I made a terrible rhyme tabajaba wooky jeeba reedifule Bime YABBADABBA FUCK FACE FART urin marshmellows flavored pop tart |
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jesusfuck dude |
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I just had some buttsex with qrter the great it was really quite nice; he's an excellent mate it's quite here; there's not much din is anyone even logged in? Just me and my multiple accounts I'll ban myself then complain about (...it) I make my own artificial friends and play videogames; my life is pretend all the people logged in are accounts that I've made If anyone ELSE is out there I need to get laid My address is one fourty four Beeble Street Please come over soon; I have a fetish for feet |
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That... DID NOT rhyme!! |
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nor did that is it something you're shit at? |
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w M w is a cancerous growth in this messageboard and universe; definately both When I grow to a formidable size like maralyn manson; EVERYONE DIES! |
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neither did thumb and dumb, my dear bitter sweet mum oh how I like for brie, and the soft arms of thee thine cunt, just a little blunt perfect for my cock, a mere shunt. |
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God damn it... wait nor did THAT uh think quick, rhyming.. hm.. cat in the hat? |
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correction; it did... god damn I'm retarded (something that rhymes with retarded) |
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'minotaur did' |
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how about bombarded? or would it be discarded? |
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again that didn't rhyme you loveable slime! |
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it was but a rhyme with 'retarded', you sack of shit long discarded. |
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rhymes go in lines of two you smell of vomit and poo |
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oh how I like to punch bears, a life full of scares and tears; ripping through trees, eating naught but bees, I simply attempt to sieze, a life useless like peas. I must inform you, friend, a disturbing trend, rhyming sucks. and so do you. sucks. |
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'bombarded'; truly a noble suggestion relative to this rhyme, my rhyme was... congestion? I'm in the mood for sasquatch love the xltronic wolfman is a... turtle dove? My rhyming ability has clearly wilted Um.... filt... um... I'll put on a kilt and then I'll be 'kilted' |
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wmw this thread is stupid i like riding on my moped hmm dodgy rhyme something something crime. wow i'm a poet, and i just don't realise it |
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phobiazero joined in to bust out some rhyme but try as he might, he had a rather tough time why was phobiazero, at rhyming, such poo? his entire vocabulary is "the" "ball" and "shoe" "the" rhymes not with "shoe", and neither with "ball" which explains why his rhymes were not rhymes at all |
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for this rhyme you get an A plus (on an inverted scale where the best is F minus) Urin tacos are delic- ish ish ish ish ish ish ish Hammertime! Plierstime! Yo yo yo, I'm MC Pliers. instead of rhyming I spit fire(s) |
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dude you guys are all gay i bet you don't even have anything to say so you'll keep on taking it in the ass not wiping before just has no class remember the courtesy reach around now 'cmon pick you pants up off the ground i hope you all had quite a good cum cuz now this thread should really be done |
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Yo yo yo I'm chocolate snow vanilla ice's little bro at bustin rhymes i can't be beat like w M w I have a fetish for feet let me give you an excerpt of this dope rhyme, like a bird, I chirped: "dodecahedron testicles monkey... sesticles butane monkey fire broken window tire vanilla ice vanilla fire let's use the line "broken window tire"... again hen pen ren... and stimpy (he's blimpy) I wear socks I fight cocks" |
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EVOL, I noticed you dropped the soap (says EVOL: "no i didn't it's attached to this rope") *w M w pulls rope out of the wall* Now, drop that soap bitch. Let's see that soap fall. EVOL drops it too scared to back talk when w M w was finished EVOL couldn't walk |
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i'm bored but i suppose, i can pick my nose |
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pigster ate your mum it was fun |
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seriously idk why i even reply cuz i know someday were all gonna die see the madness which you have started holy shit man was that you who just farted i'm getting out of here, what'd you eat some beans and cheese with rancid meat i think you have a problem with your lower intestine either that or your stomach has a problem digestin' maybe you should get that checked out by a pro you could have the aids cuz ya never ever know we need some good drugs tell me who's your dealer i had a good one but then he got hit by an 18 wheeler the cops didn't care they were just lookin for a bust let that be a lesson friends don't smoke angel dust my time is up but i'll shall return ponder now what you just learned |
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Oh how this thread has caused great mirth i hope my laughter will inheret the earth. |
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Does anyone have more rhyme for us I moved this thread to favorite + |
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small birds look funny when they trot run little bird run, make me laugh alot |
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im bold im fat my name is davy all them girls,im down for gravy |
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well, I'm the white man with the plan for the tan 'cause my name ain't Dan Iraq and Iran was banned from the stands, cuz the fans didn't like they shit and, you know, they don't quit they on the run they gonna shoot they gun they ain't havin' no fun over there in Iraq and Iran, son |
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I have to say, I'm really quite impressed at your top rhyming skills and your foot at a breast |
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with a bag of charlie and money i lend two nights in a brothel good money i spend |
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what the fuck am i doing? coming into this thread when i think i can rhyme when in fact i should be dead see that there that was also shit i should just bugger off and let that be it but no here i am i'm back for fucking more look at me go is that a wrench or a saw? |
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lucky for you unlucky for me i forgot my johnny now i have vd |
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i feel i must write more this crazyness can't end should i wipe the floor? no i think i'll phone a friend. |
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Oh what a great thread !... Too bad I've a poor english Otherwise I'd add a lot of bread Although I can't speak irish. I want to increase shittery And I'm not able to do so I'd love to fuck a fairy But without of course a dildo |
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tridenti please do a poem |
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more of this tom foolery will only get you shot of course i am only kidding for a gun i have not got come in stay a while kick off your shoes and relax if this thread were a party it'd surely be in my pants i'm glad this is not school and you're not my teachers i'd be in so much trouble i'd have to confess to a preacher my skillz are minimal lousy at best a poor attempt at humor blah blah i mest |
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happy 2000 |
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oh, what?! YAY!!! i think... um, thank you. :) |
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goddamn autechre fan look he can be as blasphemous as uncle sam. i really am a scam don't look at me, man. |
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You all suck at making rhyme every bump of this topic is a waste of my time every bump, that is, except for mine my bumps are just dandy and fine |
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You smell like arse. |
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if better rhynes are what you like i suggest you grab hold of a mic and shout to your hearts content voicing all your rage and dissent afterall your started this thread maybe a mod will close it instead |
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morning star sandalwood is the phat flavor sixties hippie transforms to raver the mushrooms dance and the peace settles in the age of aquarius is about to begin with the spin of a disc and the rhyme of a rap and that's all - no need for a strap i got the psychedelic chemicals nature's pharmeceuticals the evolution of the human mind yea it's critical fuck the mental hospital l-o-v-e is the true answer to the riddle |
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a yeah..yeah yeah. |
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thanks -crazone |
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wmw's gibberish today is really quite sub-par 'tis a shame, 'cause normally, with drivel he's a star and, oh how I'd love to hear this thread read aloud by grandmaster flash but I shan't forget, he'd never utter such idiotic trash |
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there's a racoon in her poon! jesus christ! there's a snipe in her pipe! jesus christ! there's an ocelot in her twat! jesus christ! |
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a nice seagull everyday became near me |
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