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offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-10 09:58 [#01690201]
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for those looking for a legal drug, or for the curious. you
can find it at some asian supermarkets. it's an immature
nut, about the size of a small lime, not hard but soft and
chewy with a green fibrous husk. kind of like chewing
tobbacco, but different, giving a mellow rush. my whole body
flushes red when i chew. it's enjoyable for me.
you need to buy 3 things: a bag of frozen betel nuts, betel
leaves, either fresh green ones or dried will do, and a jar
of limestone paste. these might be located in different
parts of the store, as in both asian supermarkets i've been
to, so ask a clerk if you're having trouble. if you are nice
they will be nice back. total cost is about 5-7 dollars here
in the U.S.
once you've procured these 3 essential indredients (it won't
work without all 3) you are ready to chew (or "mix" as the
Micronesians call it). thaw the betel nuts using warm water,
15 seconds in the microwave, the dashboard of your car in
hot weather, whatever. cut a betel nut into thirds or
fourths. juice will come out as you cut. seperate the nut
from the husk and use your knife to dip about a pea-sized
amount of limestone paste and put the paste in the husk,
then put the soft nut back in its original position over the
paste. a word of caution here: don't use too much limestone
or it will seep out and give you burns. next, wrap a betel
leaf around the whole thing and put it in your mouth. chew
it slowly at first or the limestone will get out and burn
you. keep the chew in a wad. you will get more juice as you
chew, so spit. at first the spit will be light yellowish in
color, meaning the whole chew is not mixed fully yet. the
spit will turn more viscous and red as you keep chewing,
meaning the chemical reaction which gives the sensation is
happening. once your spit starts to turn orangish-red it is
safe to start chewing faster. now chew it like you would
chew food, but still keeping it together in a wad. the full
sensation lasts for about five minutes, with a longer
tapering-off time.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-10 09:59 [#01690202]
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Jesus, I can't rread that. It'd take time


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-10 10:00 [#01690203]
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lazy bastard


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-08-10 10:00 [#01690204]
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i got about 1/3rd of my way through and gave up


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-08-10 10:01 [#01690207]
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this is why we have paragraphs


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-10 10:01 [#01690208]
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it sounds complicated, but it's not really once you do it. i
can fix a chew in a few seconds.


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-10 10:01 [#01690209]
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fuck paragrapsh


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-08-10 10:04 [#01690213]
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sounds like a lot of work for a mellow rush.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-08-10 10:05 [#01690214]
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I was tryin' to read it, but I'm too fucked up on betel
nuts.


 

offline colani from Retarded (France) on 2005-08-10 10:05 [#01690216]
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Gayrckaga !.. And I only read the first prgrph...


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-08-10 10:08 [#01690218]
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I think I'll just have a cigarette.


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-10 10:09 [#01690219]
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surely someone will want to try it?


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-08-10 10:11 [#01690224]
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actually, I am interested.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-10 10:12 [#01690227]
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I'd probably get limestone paste all over my mouth and die


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-10 10:13 [#01690232]
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HAHAHA!

wimp.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-08-10 10:16 [#01690236]
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Sounds like too much hassle. Much easier to score a bag of
ganj, if you be so inclined.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-10 10:18 [#01690238]
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i dont even know what it is. sounds dangerous. but could be
a good prank if i put it in my mouth and lick a pussy! :D


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-10 10:22 [#01690243]
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no doubt, but some (not me) don't want to partake of the
devil's smoke as they believe it'll put 'em on the road to
ruin. maybe some (like me) can't partake of the wisdom weed
even though they want to (probation for DUI), so i just
thought i'd drop this topic in.



 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-10 10:22 [#01690244]
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LOL


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2005-08-10 10:26 [#01690251]
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bulleted lists even?


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-10 10:28 [#01690254]
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sorry, can't respond, am fixing a betel nut


 

offline Aphexisatwin from your mom's room (United States) on 2005-08-10 11:26 [#01690338]
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....... god I may just do that


 


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