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it's friday night and i've been sitting at the computer for the past 4 hours. |
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oh no!! |
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Oh deary me. Better find something else to do, |
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its saturday morning 0303 |
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i really don't know what i am doing up at all. |
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haha that is one massive albino penis |
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Well when I got home from work I went right to bed cos my stomach hurt rather a lot. When I woke about 4 hours later I had a microwave curry and shortly after shat it all out again in a splattery squirty stinky slurry. The moral of this is that no matter how dull you think your Friday night is, there's always someone having a less interesting one than you. |
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you aren't pregnant, are you? |
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that wasnt there when i posted. please do not abuse my cock. |
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I don't think so. Do pregnant people shit a lot? |
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i've shat 6 times today, and in a similar fashion to what you were explaining. also i have a hangover and am reminded that my x boyfriend is at a party right now fucking some girl. i ordered a cheeseburger and mozarella sticks which is probably why i have shat so many times today. thankyou for making me feel better. |
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I think you might enjoy it. |
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you and me both sista |
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ahahahhaha, you're as bored as me to do that.... it is beautiful tho, good job. |
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i am sober and its killing me. in fact i think i'm going to get some wine |
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i think, yeah |
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omg women do not shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt |
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That was supposed to be a followup to i_x_ten |
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and a good job to you too |
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I think mine was caused by a dodgy salmon sandwhich I bought from Asda for lunch. At least they told me it was salmon. Though there was also some unidentifiable green mush in there too that was suspiciously not included on the list of ingredients... |
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Bollocks. |
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Fuck! I did it again. |
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Well you're here. |
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good job for what? |
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It was merely suggestive. you'll notice the lips aren't touching the cock. Maybe this is telling us about your previous experiences? |
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i dont know if anyone noticed, but the cock is the same size as her head. |
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haha - yes! what, this isnt the correct way? |
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Yes we know your cock is huge. |
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and so was my comment :) |
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I would say it was merely english. |
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she might have a really small head |
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i have a normal sized head. |
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heard any good renditions of gloomy sunday? i was tempted to buy the billie holiday version as ive not heard it |
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emo |
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ok i lied |
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good evening. oh... classy thread you've got going here. |
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Did they make a funny while i was gone? |
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yeah were off of moms now it's penis' |
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your emo, shutup. idiot. |
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gloomy sunday is incredible.... i've been listening to both versions (billy's and v snares) what made you ask me that tho? |
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you posted that you like it |
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oh i should stop drinking cause i have no memory. |
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seriously, tragedy. that avatar is just wrong. i'm horny enough as it is. |
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you're from africa. |
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what the fuck i have to shit again, this will be the 7th time today! i'm not gonna do it! |
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i shagged a doll from africa once... nye as a matter of fact. her accent was hot! |
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yes, i live on the continent of africa. do it! pushing out a big turd is pleasurable. *considers becoming a homosexual* |
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i hate shitting, i think i'm gonna quit. also, i'd love to visit somewhere in africa and see the animals. |
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Yeah I hate staying home when I know everybody I know is out having fun... Make some electronic music, that sort of makes thing better : ||||| |
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