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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-02 14:44 [#01681662]
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Fifteen cheesy modplug tracker melodies, approximately 30
seconds each! Fifteeeeeeen... that's 15
times more than one!

Yes, you heard correct.

You can't believe it... so listen today!

http://zebox.com/norfzorf/
"Fifteen songs... in ONE! Wow!!!"


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-02 14:56 [#01681667]
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*claps along* :D


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-02 15:00 [#01681669]
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7minutes? my arms are getting tired!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-02 15:13 [#01681674]
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Try tapping your foot instead of clapping for awhile maybe.
Thanks for listening!!!

It is 96 kilobeca pebytes so it can download quicker.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-08-02 15:21 [#01681678]
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15 songs ?? in one ???? i need to hear this


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-08-02 15:27 [#01681681]
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can i get that c.o.d.?

i'd like to pay with a personal check.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-02 15:30 [#01681683]
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This is not a trick or a marketing gimmick. There
are, in fact, 15 real songs here, NOT just
one. We invite you to listen for yourself!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-02 15:36 [#01681684]
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As much as I enjoy answering questions from my fans, their
numbers are so many that answering them takes away a
lot of time I would have to make such amazing tracks as the
fifteen featured in this thread. For this reason I
have created an official FAQ, and this question is included
in it.

"Can I get that c.o.d.? I'd like to pay with a personal
check."

No, currently we only accept used gameboy games and lettuce,
however we may include other forms of payment sometime in
the near future so please check back with us later.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-08-02 15:40 [#01681685]
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now listening :

norfzorf aka w M w - Fifteen_songs..._in_ONE_Wow.mp3

it's just....wow....i mean: WOW !


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offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-08-02 15:44 [#01681686]
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FAQ #32 : are all those finished tracks ? some have
fade-outs....?


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-02 15:51 [#01681687]
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wow


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-08-02 16:49 [#01681693]
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izgoot


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-02 23:16 [#01681806]
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THANK YOU &&ALL&& FOR LISTENING and
FOR YOUR WONDERFUL COMMENTS!!! BUT THE CURRENT
NUMBER OF REPLIES IS UNACCEPTABLE; FULL XLTRONIC
PARTICIPATION IS DEMANDED. THESE ARE FINISHED FOR THE MOST
PART I GUESS, BUT MAYBE THEY AREN'T. BUT THEN AGAIN MAYBE
THEY ARE! I HOPE THAT ANSWERS YOUR QUESTION!! THANKS AGAIN
FOR LISTENING

SINCERELY,
BUTT MCBUTTSEX



 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-08-02 23:20 [#01681808]
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sounds like cellphone rings


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-02 23:26 [#01681810]
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Out of very reply, I was looking forward to your the every
most! Thank you every much.

w M w tip #28: Switching all instances of "very" and "every"
is a great way to appear retarded.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-03 14:30 [#01682346]
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Why havn't more people listened to this? I mean,
seriously... what... the... fuck...


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-08-03 14:39 [#01682354]
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i really dig these

the one in the middle with no beats reminds me of a phillip
glass tune

part 4 of music in 12 parts


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-08-03 14:41 [#01682355]
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w M w! my participation has been included in the
what-should-be-longer line of xlt members who have listened
to this track!

WOW 15 songs in one is too much for the brain of a 5 o clock
worker at 5 o clock.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-03 14:51 [#01682371]
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THUNK YOU! Unfortunately I havn't heard that phillip glass
track (or pretty much any phillip glass tracks) I think you
mean the short complexish melody at about 2:56. That one is
the exception in that it's pseudorandomly produced using
large wav files that are out of sync (the real one goes on
and on for hours if I want with no additional effort). For
almost all the others, I didn't create anything unless it
was in my head first.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-03 14:52 [#01682373]
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THUNK YOU!! + YAAY EVERY MUCH!!!!


 

offline colani from Retarded (France) on 2005-08-03 15:02 [#01682384]
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Good tack(s)

Now I go to play some gameboy and/or megadrive, though the
last track has reset the consoles.

shtyouiongzm, Funny.

I think those/this tracks(-s) are(is) imperrishable.
Tomorrow they are I mean.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-03 15:07 [#01682393]
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Doe a female Dear colani,

Than k you VERY every much fuv lakening at to my are the
tracks every much! I sorry am for "reset" of the consoles
every much but thank you every much and shtyouiongzm to you
++ also!

Thanks you agane,
Narfanfanoo Finonfinee III +II


 

offline colani from Retarded (France) on 2005-08-03 15:11 [#01682399]
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ogayz, coool !
rightee naw I'm releesteningazkm them(it) at the moment !!

they are so funny, shtyouiongzm

columns @ 3"27


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-08-03 15:14 [#01682404]
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i'd upload the track of his but its 18 minutes long


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-08-03 15:19 [#01682406]
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Thank me too, WuhEmmWuh!!?


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-03 15:21 [#01682408]
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sounds like my old bontempi in demo mode.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-03 15:21 [#01682409]
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Sorry but I thanktid at you 1 at topic #01681806. Only 1
thanktid alowd per listen. SORRY!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-08-03 15:26 [#01682418]
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Oh yes, excellent! Carry on then.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-03 15:26 [#01682420]
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Wait nobody except for qrter and dog_belch listen now. I
temporarily changed the mp3 into a virus. I think you
accidently listened to this one bob, sorry. Wait five
minutes and if smurf gifs start popping up all over your
screen shouting profanities let me know and I'll give you
the antidote (if you want it... They ARE nice but eventually
make it difficult to do ordinary tasks.).


 

offline colani from Retarded (France) on 2005-08-03 15:27 [#01682422]
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Whahahahahaa "bontempi" : when you play a flute it sounds
like an ass bray.

Thanktid by a doe female piciture.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-08-03 15:42 [#01682467]
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Downloaded, listened,
well I know it's a joke, but
ahmmmm, eeee, uuu, sorry, it's late, I'm tired....


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-03 16:38 [#01682563]
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Thunk you every much for your enthusiastic response!

Ok, this song has now had an acceptable number of listens
and I will no longer bump this topic for the sole purpose of
bumping it. You have all earned not to be bothered by this
thread anymore.


 

offline gay_dad from 5 go mad in Dorset (Chile) on 2005-08-03 16:42 [#01682566]
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I liked 1 track out of the 15, the rest made me think of a
lonely man playing a keyboard in a basement, wearing only
socks.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-08-03 16:44 [#01682568]
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i really appreciate norzdorf music.
and now i can have 15... in one! i will never need to listen
to 15 songs again because now i can listen only ONE wich
holds FIFTEINZ real original safe different songs.

why do you keep only two tracks in your site? i listened to
your tracks some time ago and liked some. Than my HD
exploded and now the tracks arent available online.

tell me your souseek username for me to steal your music
again.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-03 16:48 [#01682576]
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ah ha ha ha, thank you. Socks is a very close guess but I
was only wearing underwear most of the time. I'm glad I was
able to con you into listening to this. You are my only
friend.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-03 16:57 [#01682593]
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awwww... <3 <3 <3

zebox only allows 3 tracks. I have tracks at:

iuma

but only the two "telefon" remixes and "my bloody vacuum
cleaner" are "good". I also uploaded about 10 tracks to
soundclick before learning that they suck and make people
log in to download anything. All of these tracks are the
ones with very complex beats I had been doing for awhile in
modplug tracker.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-03 17:02 [#01682600]
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here's the soundclick link. Their site might be down for awhile. These
are most of the tracks I've made and think are good.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-08-04 13:45 [#01683448]
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i got conned too. i actually listened to all 15 (though i
didn't actually count; were there really 15?).

it was kind of like a piece of candy that sort of tastes
good but then you realize that it has a funny flavor but you
keep tasting it to see if you can figure out what the funny
flavor is and why it tastes funny and you exhale some of the
vapors into your cat's face and she crinkles her nose and
runs away and then just when you're getting ready to spit
out the candy you've pretty much dissolved the whole thing
and there's not much point besides there's not a paper towel
or napkin handy anyway.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-04 14:13 [#01683468]
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ah ha ha ha, I'll let you in on the secret funny flavor but
don't tell anyone. There are 3 parts:
1) my lack of ability to create good music
2) the terribleness of the program modplug tracker
3) and this is the most essential ingrediant to give it
just that right funny flavor- my own personal urine.
Which is strange sort of because MY cat anyway loves to
drink my urine. Yes, there are IN FACT 15 tracks.
Fifteen of them. It seems impossible but it is very
true.


 


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