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offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2005-07-26 14:49 [#01676116]
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ya know, i'm curious. what do you guys think of beefamato
juice? that's beef and tomato flavoring. i'm gonna stay
unbiased for awhile. see how things unfold.

-thanks


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-07-26 14:49 [#01676120]
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i haven't formed an opinion.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-07-26 14:50 [#01676124]
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I'll stick with Jesus Juice


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-26 14:50 [#01676125]
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i don't know about it


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2005-07-26 14:52 [#01676127]
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oh man, you guys need to check it out. they also have
clamamato juice which is clams and tomatos. i've never
mixed clamamato and beefamato though.



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-26 14:58 [#01676136]
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surely that can't be done.

otherwise you'd be able to buy it, silly..!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-26 15:07 [#01676142]
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I'd like to stay unbiased, but frankly it sounds too awful
for words.

All I know is that, if, in a blindfolded taste test of a new
soda, someone slipped in some 'clamamato' juice I would be
sorely fucking pissed off. Unless of course I liked
it......... nope that wouldn't happen.

btw, wouldn't it be more succinct to call it 'Clamato' juice
instead?


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2005-07-26 15:10 [#01676146]
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clamato is the actual word. sorry, you make me humble.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-26 15:12 [#01676148]
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why isn't it clamamato?


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2005-07-26 15:13 [#01676149]
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actually, you're right. a friend of mine tried it once and
it magically turned into the most vial conncotion of fluids
known to both mankind and ghostkind: semen, vomit, pubic
hairs (actually a fluid), and melted lipstick.

-gross


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2005-07-26 15:17 [#01676151]
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do you suppose grocery stores have to clean up someones
vomit every day in the beefamato section?

just imagine, a innocent guy with his grocery list in hand.
"if i cut through the beefamato isle, i can get to the
cookie stand quicker" he thinks. halfway through it's too
late. vomit everywhere.

"we need a janitor to isle three" a lady says over the
loudspeaker.

the janitor (secretly a beefamato salesman for obvious
reasons) wakes up from his nap and grabs the mop ready to
mop. he's smilling.

the end


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-26 15:17 [#01676152]
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:D it's ok, I was just pointing out that someone could have
done a better job naming it. no need to appologize dear
sir.

to the company's credit, I guess they wouldn't be making the
stuff if they thought everyone would hate it. So maybe it's
not so bad afterall. I was merely operating under the train
of thought that:

a) I don't like tomoto juice and,

b) I don't like clams (except the bearded variety)

:]



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-26 15:18 [#01676154]
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you drink vaginal juices!?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-26 15:19 [#01676155]
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only as a biproduct of sucking the clitoris.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-26 15:20 [#01676156]
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so you're sitting there, sucking on a clitoris with a nice
big glass of vaginal sap in your hand LOL!!!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-26 15:24 [#01676159]
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you know, I didn't think you would figure out that I milk
the vagina first, just to have a beverage in case my throat
becomes dry from all the vulva-vacuuming, but it appears I
have underestimated your sexual knowledge YET AGAIN. :D


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-07-26 15:31 [#01676161]
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mmm... VagSap...

*drools


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-07-26 15:55 [#01676177]
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vaginal juicesâ„¢


 


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