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I just stopped myself from making a new topic.
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-26 00:31 [#01675428]
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Sure I made this one instead, but at least I didn't make
that one. It was much worse.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-07-26 00:38 [#01675430]
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lets hear a story.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-26 00:38 [#01675431]
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Thank you.

ps. Welcome to this topic! My name is Ron H. Peanutbody, the
same Ron H. Peanutbody who used to live with jane goodall
and the chimps. Chimps are very very sexy. This one male
came up to me all pissed when I started courting his
females. I beat his ass to death with a stick and lived with
the 5 females for about 3 years. I taught them how to
barbeque things such as:

Berries
Farts
Jane Goodall

Of these things the farts were the tastinesst est. Um, okay,
so the next day we.. no waith . thand then .. okay, that's
the end. thanque. very. muth. goodbye instead of goodhello
or badbye.

good + bye = goodbye
bat + bye = batbye

HA HA HA, that's funny.

Thatnk you for your support. You are a fery terrific
audioence.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2005-07-26 00:39 [#01675432]
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i'm gonna go watch buffy now.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-26 00:51 [#01675433]
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gwely mermans was a space turnip but not just ANY kind of
space turnip. Gwely mermans could do space sommersaults. One
day gwelmy muffins was doing space sommersaults for an
audience. (JOE X VEGECHAIR, TOM CRUISE, and Hansen). Hansen
saiys: "mmm bop, that ways a vebry terrific sommersault. Now
watch me do a sommersault! every1:":"L"
So hansen doesd a somemersault % times!! This was the MOST
magnificeint sommersuulat in space history.
"mm bop, oh gosh I didn't know I was such a good
sommersaulter" saiys hansen...
but it was obvious he was gloating and gwely mermans was
very very jealous because she did a sommersault only $
times. JOE X VEGECHAIR and TOM CRUISE saiys: "whoow WEE!
THAT was an EXTRA good sommersault and they went to over to
to Hansen instead of gwelin y merkins. Gwely maerkins
saisys: "Hey! I can do a better sommersault that than!"
W"athch":":"L: So gwely merkins taked a DEEP breath and
everyonebody watch as "gwely mermain" prepares to do the
best... most terific space sommersaut ever!!
But it wasn't not so... gwelia y did a space trip and
accidently did a spin instead of a sommersault. The others
laughed. TOM CRUIS says" you aren't not good as a space
sommersaulter as TOM CRUISE. I mean as Tom CRUSIS. I mean as
VEGECHAIR. I mean as Hansen." So tom cruise killed gwely
mernas with a shovel to put it out of misery for being souch
a bad sommersaulter. They went to VegeTABLES house and sat
athe vegechairs and to eat food such as vegetables served on
the vegeTABLES. Then they eat turnips, but it was not an
iordingary turnip! It was gwely mernams arised from the
daed! gwely saiys" now that you haven't not kiled me I have
becomed more powerfuls that you can imagine. NOW WATCH AS I
SOMMERSAULT YOU TO DEATH!. So gely mertains tryes a death
sommersault at them.
but it was not so. gwley mernams trippes agane and does a
space spin again on axe i dent.
"ha ha ha, that's our gwely mernians" says the others. "ha
ha ha ha ha".
(all hold hands and laugh toegether, even gwely) end.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-26 01:00 [#01675435]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



That was a GOOD story! Who? I LIKE ICE CREAMES! K-9's =
dogs. celery-bacon. THOSE LITTLE TWIST TIES you put on
bread! Onion raddish.

Can you hear them?
They like the things *I* like.
boiled football leather...
dog's breath... did you see the crowd?
They think I am crazy...
but it is not *I* who am crazy.
It is I WHO AM *MAD*!


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-07-26 01:19 [#01675440]
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what a story! bravo!


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-07-26 01:45 [#01675456]
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words can not express how much you suck.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-07-26 01:49 [#01675459]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to thecurbcreeper: #01675456



insulting w M w prohibited; I will swoop down and crush
dissenting fucktards without an erg of regret.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-26 02:00 [#01675463]
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No no, thank you kindly, but he is right. He is so soooo
right. Well nevermind, kill him anyway. Onward minions!

w M w reviews:

"words can not express how much you suck."
thecurbcreeper, watcher of "the critic"

Shit, I'm beyond the possible descriptions of the entire
current pallette of words, in all languages. This is false
actually, as "snifunfuoi" in tuvulonian describes me
perfectly.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-07-26 03:49 [#01675554]
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cease your nonsense or a b7 will be awarded.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-07-26 03:49 [#01675555]
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i think this is right.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-26 03:54 [#01675558]
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I also think it's right Ceri.

Let's have a whole board concensus. Or maybe we could make
it a weekly poll: whether or not to ban w M w for this
muppetry.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-26 03:56 [#01675561]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker



More Oinky please!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-07-26 04:39 [#01675616]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker



wMw is a champion.


 


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