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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-26 00:31 [#01675428]
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Sure I made this one instead, but at least I didn't make that one. It was much worse.
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-07-26 00:38 [#01675430]
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lets hear a story.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-26 00:38 [#01675431]
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Thank you.
ps. Welcome to this topic! My name is Ron H. Peanutbody, the same Ron H. Peanutbody who used to live with jane goodall and the chimps. Chimps are very very sexy. This one male came up to me all pissed when I started courting his females. I beat his ass to death with a stick and lived with the 5 females for about 3 years. I taught them how to barbeque things such as:
Berries Farts Jane Goodall
Of these things the farts were the tastinesst est. Um, okay, so the next day we.. no waith . thand then .. okay, that's the end. thanque. very. muth. goodbye instead of goodhello or badbye.
good + bye = goodbye bat + bye = batbye
HA HA HA, that's funny.
Thatnk you for your support. You are a fery terrific audioence.
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ambsace
from canaDUH. on 2005-07-26 00:39 [#01675432]
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i'm gonna go watch buffy now.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-26 00:51 [#01675433]
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gwely mermans was a space turnip but not just ANY kind of space turnip. Gwely mermans could do space sommersaults. One day gwelmy muffins was doing space sommersaults for an audience. (JOE X VEGECHAIR, TOM CRUISE, and Hansen). Hansen saiys: "mmm bop, that ways a vebry terrific sommersault. Now watch me do a sommersault! every1:":"L"
So hansen doesd a somemersault % times!! This was the MOST magnificeint sommersuulat in space history.
"mm bop, oh gosh I didn't know I was such a good sommersaulter" saiys hansen...
but it was obvious he was gloating and gwely mermans was very very jealous because she did a sommersault only $ times. JOE X VEGECHAIR and TOM CRUISE saiys: "whoow WEE! THAT was an EXTRA good sommersault and they went to over to to Hansen instead of gwelin y merkins. Gwely maerkins saisys: "Hey! I can do a better sommersault that than!" W"athch":":"L: So gwely merkins taked a DEEP breath and everyonebody watch as "gwely mermain" prepares to do the best... most terific space sommersaut ever!!
But it wasn't not so... gwelia y did a space trip and accidently did a spin instead of a sommersault. The others laughed. TOM CRUIS says" you aren't not good as a space sommersaulter as TOM CRUISE. I mean as Tom CRUSIS. I mean as VEGECHAIR. I mean as Hansen." So tom cruise killed gwely mernas with a shovel to put it out of misery for being souch a bad sommersaulter. They went to VegeTABLES house and sat athe vegechairs and to eat food such as vegetables served on the vegeTABLES. Then they eat turnips, but it was not an iordingary turnip! It was gwely mernams arised from the daed! gwely saiys" now that you haven't not kiled me I have becomed more powerfuls that you can imagine. NOW WATCH AS I SOMMERSAULT YOU TO DEATH!. So gely mertains tryes a death sommersault at them.
but it was not so. gwley mernams trippes agane and does a space spin again on axe i dent.
"ha ha ha, that's our gwely mernians" says the others. "ha ha ha ha ha".
(all hold hands and laugh toegether, even gwely) end.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-26 01:00 [#01675435]
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That was a GOOD story! Who? I LIKE ICE CREAMES! K-9's = dogs. celery-bacon. THOSE LITTLE TWIST TIES you put on bread! Onion raddish.
Can you hear them? They like the things *I* like. boiled football leather... dog's breath... did you see the crowd? They think I am crazy... but it is not *I* who am crazy. It is I WHO AM *MAD*!
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-07-26 01:19 [#01675440]
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what a story! bravo!
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2005-07-26 01:45 [#01675456]
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words can not express how much you suck.
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sneakattack
on 2005-07-26 01:49 [#01675459]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to thecurbcreeper: #01675456
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insulting w M w prohibited; I will swoop down and crush dissenting fucktards without an erg of regret.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-26 02:00 [#01675463]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to sneakattack: #01675459
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No no, thank you kindly, but he is right. He is so soooo right. Well nevermind, kill him anyway. Onward minions!
w M w reviews:
"words can not express how much you suck." thecurbcreeper, watcher of "the critic"
Shit, I'm beyond the possible descriptions of the entire current pallette of words, in all languages. This is false actually, as "snifunfuoi" in tuvulonian describes me perfectly.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-07-26 03:49 [#01675554]
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cease your nonsense or a b7 will be awarded.
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-07-26 03:49 [#01675555]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker | Followup to Ceri JC: #01675554
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i think this is right.
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-26 03:54 [#01675558]
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I also think it's right Ceri.
Let's have a whole board concensus. Or maybe we could make it a weekly poll: whether or not to ban w M w for this muppetry.
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-26 03:56 [#01675561]
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More Oinky please!
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2005-07-26 04:39 [#01675616]
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wMw is a champion.
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