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offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-07-23 16:49 [#01673199]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



Survey:
1.Do you shower or take baths? Perhaps you do both.
2.Do you masturbate whilst in there?

Example response:
Both
Yes




 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-23 16:50 [#01673200]
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i don't know what to say

i'm just here cos i like aphex twin


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-07-23 16:50 [#01673202]
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finally!

1. shower
2. no


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-07-23 16:50 [#01673203]
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Say the truth, fukker


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-07-23 16:52 [#01673208]
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1.shower
2.shower


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-07-23 16:52 [#01673210]
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do you wank in the bath or the shower?


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-07-23 16:52 [#01673211]
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you like bukkake.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-07-23 16:53 [#01673214]
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I stopped doing it in the bath when I was 12 but it was a
good run while it lasted. I used to do this game called the
surfacing dolphin.

I also pooped in the bath regularly when I was under 6. It
was awesome.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-07-23 16:54 [#01673216]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular



Both
Yes



 

offline xceque on 2005-07-23 16:56 [#01673219]
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Bath (shower is broken)
and no (you'd get goo in your hair and eyes and it might
take the enamel off the bath)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-07-23 16:56 [#01673220]
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oh boy, nothing gets me going like that!


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2005-07-23 16:58 [#01673223]
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do you piss in the shower while masterbating?


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-23 16:59 [#01673227]
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masterbathing?


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-07-23 16:59 [#01673228]
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Shower
No


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-23 17:00 [#01673230]
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masturbathing could become the new hype


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2005-07-23 17:00 [#01673231]
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hah! clever


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-23 17:01 [#01673232]
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1. shower
2. no


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-07-23 17:04 [#01673240]
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on occasion


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-23 17:11 [#01673255]
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I used to beat off in the shower until the time that some
"leftovers" managed to glue some of my ballhair to my leg.
it didn't feel very good.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-07-23 17:12 [#01673256]
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Don't apply bodywash until you've expulsed your semen. Scrub
yourself down afterwards.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-07-23 17:12 [#01673257]
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1 shower
2 occasionally


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2005-07-23 18:04 [#01673325]
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1. both (shower, and bath)
2. no (I usually tug it right into the toilet)



 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2005-07-23 18:16 [#01673333]
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i pretty much only shower when i feel like masturbating


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-07-23 18:16 [#01673335]
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it has.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-07-23 18:17 [#01673336]
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you shower 5 or 6 times a day?


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2005-07-23 18:19 [#01673337]
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if i don't have to work and nobody calls me to hang out,
yea.


 

offline uzim on 2005-07-23 19:07 [#01673397]
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• both
• nope


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-23 19:52 [#01673438]
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what i've been doing instead is beating it just before
getting into the shower, that way any excess gets rinsed
away in the process of bathing.


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2005-07-23 19:53 [#01673439]
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not telling


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2005-07-23 21:39 [#01673491]
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I only shower, and I can't wank standing up.


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-07-23 21:47 [#01673494]
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1)shower
2)no


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-23 21:53 [#01673499]
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I used to masturbate in the shower. But I somehow indirectly
got my sister and mom pregnant this way. They never found
out it was me but I stopped masturbating in the shower.


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-07-23 22:12 [#01673512]
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1)shower, but bathes are fun also
2)sometimes


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-07-23 22:50 [#01673527]
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1. shower
2. no

it's too distracting in the shower, i cann't get off


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-23 23:55 [#01673546]
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"ooooh sparkly water!"


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-07-23 23:58 [#01673547]
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Hey.

Go to bed.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-24 00:01 [#01673548]
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god damn it.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-07-24 00:03 [#01673549]
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Yeah well I guess we'll just skip Sunday.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-24 00:09 [#01673551]
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sunday is redundant anyway.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-07-24 00:13 [#01673554]
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I wish my name was Skip Sunday.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-24 00:22 [#01673556]
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I wish it was your name too.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-07-24 00:33 [#01673562]
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Cool.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-24 01:01 [#01673563]
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it isn't your name.

so: not cool.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-07-24 04:33 [#01673578]
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1. George W. Bush
2. Apple pie


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-07-24 04:43 [#01673579]
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my showerr is brroke, but no i neverr did when it was
worrking.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-07-24 04:45 [#01673580]
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oh, and not in the bath NO


 

offline furoi from Udine (Eriko Sato's undies) (Italy) on 2005-07-24 04:58 [#01673582]
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1) bath
2) no


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-07-24 05:01 [#01673585]
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* shower
* I try....


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-07-24 05:02 [#01673586]
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totally, I like to think that it's the rats in the sewers
who are suffering as a result of my negligence of not using
a toilet.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-07-24 05:02 [#01673587]
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do you have some kind of disability that makes masturrbation
difficult?


 


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