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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2005-07-19 13:03 [#01668531]
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At this time Dr. Pachi would like to take a moment to initiate an XLT discussion about Birds. Please feel free to post your stories, critiques, analyses, and/or visuals pertaining to these magnificant descendents of the Dinosaur.
I would like to start off by lamenting the prescence of magpies in my vicinity. For instance, they're often congregating in the street feeding on scraps, and they produce the most hideous squawking sounds. I tossed the morning newspaper at a magpie yesterday morning, but it flew out of the way before contact. Regarding this, I reckon that they aren't entirely witless. Still, they are amongst the most obnoxious species of birds I've encountered.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-07-19 13:08 [#01668533]
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i thought this was a UK birds threads (girlies) :(
from where im at, i see no birds
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plaidzebra
from so long, xlt on 2005-07-19 13:10 [#01668535]
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i saw a bird feeding a mulberry to another bird outside my window the other day. not sure what species they were, but they 1) squawked up a storm and 2) really seemed to enjoy mulberries.
they wipe their beaks on the branches between berries.
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Jocco
from Banned! Free Jocco! (United States) on 2005-07-19 13:11 [#01668537]
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Of course they wipe their beaks! What do you think they are, animals?
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ToXikFB
on 2005-07-19 13:12 [#01668538]
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i fucking hate crows, i live almost right beside a huge treeline in which they are living.and everytime they get fightend it's like a fucking scene from hichcocks "the birds", and plus they shit on everything :(.i have had my good moments with them though, caught one in mid air with a rock once.....crow = owned.haha
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plaidzebra
from so long, xlt on 2005-07-19 13:12 [#01668539]
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you misunderstand, they wipe their beaks ON THE BRANCHES BETWEEN BERRIES. hope the caps clear things up.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-07-19 13:13 [#01668540]
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"the birds"- good movie
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plaidzebra
from so long, xlt on 2005-07-19 13:14 [#01668541]
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me and my crow buddies are gonna get you, when you least expect it. we're going to peck out your eyes and wipe our beaks on your arm. nobody owns a fucking crow. nobody.
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ToXikFB
on 2005-07-19 13:16 [#01668542]
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comeon! i will try and mame as much of you as i can muahaha
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plaidzebra
from so long, xlt on 2005-07-19 13:19 [#01668545]
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you think you're crow enough?
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mark
from out of town on 2005-07-19 13:32 [#01668558]
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Caw.
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-07-19 14:11 [#01668572]
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i ran over a bird the other day, it devistated me. i slammed on my breaks but it just wouldnt fly away, maybe it was injured. the worst part was i doubt i killed it, i probably just knocked it down really hard and broke a bunch of bones because i wasnt going fast at all by the time we made impact. really sad man.
another time i shot a bird with a BB gun in my back yard when i was a dumb teen. didnt really think i would hit it. it fell on the other side of the fence and my friend and i went around and it was all flapping and being retarded. we had to keep shooting it with bbs until it was dad. fuck that man, that was shitty. havnt shot at a live creature since.
also, when i was little, i had huge buck teeth. they made my upper lip stick out, so my brother called me "Beak."
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