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offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2005-07-19 13:03 [#01668531]
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At this time Dr. Pachi would like to take a moment to
initiate an XLT discussion about Birds. Please feel free to
post your stories, critiques, analyses, and/or visuals
pertaining to these magnificant descendents of the
Dinosaur.

I would like to start off by lamenting the prescence of
magpies in my vicinity. For instance, they're often
congregating in the street feeding on scraps, and they
produce the most hideous squawking sounds. I tossed the
morning newspaper at a magpie yesterday morning, but it flew
out of the way before contact. Regarding this, I reckon that
they aren't entirely witless. Still, they are amongst the
most obnoxious species of birds I've encountered.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-07-19 13:08 [#01668533]
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i thought this was a UK birds threads (girlies) :(

from where im at, i see no birds


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-07-19 13:10 [#01668535]
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i saw a bird feeding a mulberry to another bird outside my
window the other day. not sure what species they were, but
they 1) squawked up a storm and 2) really seemed to enjoy
mulberries.

they wipe their beaks on the branches between berries.


 

offline Jocco from Banned! Free Jocco! (United States) on 2005-07-19 13:11 [#01668537]
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Of course they wipe their beaks! What do you think they are,
animals?


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-07-19 13:12 [#01668538]
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i fucking hate crows, i live almost right beside a huge
treeline in which they are living.and everytime they get
fightend it's like a fucking scene from hichcocks "the
birds", and plus they shit on everything :(.i have had my
good moments with them though, caught one in mid air with a
rock once.....crow = owned.haha


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-07-19 13:12 [#01668539]
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you misunderstand, they wipe their beaks ON THE BRANCHES
BETWEEN BERRIES. hope the caps clear things up.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-07-19 13:13 [#01668540]
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"the birds"- good movie


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-07-19 13:14 [#01668541]
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me and my crow buddies are gonna get you, when you least
expect it. we're going to peck out your eyes and wipe our
beaks on your arm. nobody owns a fucking crow. nobody.


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-07-19 13:16 [#01668542]
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comeon! i will try and mame as much of you as i can muahaha


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-07-19 13:19 [#01668545]
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you think you're crow enough?


 

offline mark from out of town on 2005-07-19 13:32 [#01668558]
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Caw.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-07-19 14:11 [#01668572]
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i ran over a bird the other day, it devistated me. i
slammed on my breaks but it just wouldnt fly away, maybe it
was injured. the worst part was i doubt i killed it, i
probably just knocked it down really hard and broke a bunch
of bones because i wasnt going fast at all by the time we
made impact. really sad man.

another time i shot a bird with a BB gun in my back yard
when i was a dumb teen. didnt really think i would hit it.
it fell on the other side of the fence and my friend and i
went around and it was all flapping and being retarded. we
had to keep shooting it with bbs until it was dad. fuck
that man, that was shitty. havnt shot at a live creature
since.

also, when i was little, i had huge buck teeth. they made
my upper lip stick out, so my brother called me "Beak."


 


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