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please send $1.00 to Monoid@paypal.com |
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I'd rather fuck him myself to make sure it's done properly |
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haha |
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hahaha this thread is shaping up to be fav+ |
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I plan to rob him at gunpoint so I hope this goes well... |
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im not sure rape counts :( |
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it doenst in this case, well noted mate |
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Give him tickets for Venetian Snares. He`ll be fucked. |
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explain. heres my thoughts the only nacmat snares song i really like is "dance like your selling nails", but.... i have 3 live sets and all are SUPERslammin' explain please. |
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"SUPERslammin", that`s what I meant. I`ve listened to his live 90 minute performance (not LIVE, only mp3), and felt a. b. u. s. e. d after the end. If Monoid wants to get laid, let`s lay him with the BEATZ. |
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"If Monoid wants to get laid, let`s lay him with the BEATZ." for some reason, I just don't think that would have quite the same effect. |
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right, not a big chance to reach ones climax this way. |
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I thought he slept with whores? |
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I think that was a joke. |
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I can't handle the number of jokes going on right now. It's just joking madness, left right and center... |
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hes a virgin, do the math |
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I agree, it's a bit hard to keep up on. |
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isn't there something a little misogynistic about getting monoid laid, seeing as how a woman would have to be involved? |
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monoid = virgin ok |
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he always will be, thats just his fate, its sad, but true |
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that makes me sad :( |
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if your getting, or have ever got laid, your one step ahead of Monoid though |
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or crossing the road |
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monoid is asexual |
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no hes not, thats Moby, Monoid just cant get laid, poor fella |
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no sex? no money? now i know why monoid is depressed |
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he likes the pity we place on him |
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it's as close as he can get to having real friends. |
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take that back, im his real friend |
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i heard he mastrubates on pity |
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if he reads this then he'll be dead by the morning |
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yeah I was only kidding. I tried to be his real friend once, but he didn't seen to keen on the idea. Faced with rejection of that magnitude, I am left to poke fun at him. |
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oh, please! monoid's aching for some of this! |
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but he didnt seem* |
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Here is the woman Id like to lose my virginty to. |
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Here is the woman you will lose your virginty to. |
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Now where exactly will the donation money ultimately end up? |
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im afaid she might be out of your reach, well the real her anyways, im sure you can reach her mags or films have fun with that, none-the-less Monoid |
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in the kitty to get Monoid laid |
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better get saving |
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I hate my life, lol... |
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stop it,i just fucking busted out laughing so hard (here at work) and it wasnt to the radio show i love you Monoid. |
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that peter north is a lucky chap. i'm a great admirer of his work |
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reach for the kleenex |
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he sure doesn't |
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that should be read like, " he sure dosn't " |
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so that's why he started the thread asking for advise on a hooker. Why doesn't he just become a chaste Monk. He has it all going for him:- the chance to wear a cassock, the skinhead and more importantly, longer he goes without sex the more his comrades will admire him. I suggest the Holy Order of the Mongolian Burger Friars |
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I want to buy this for Monoid. |
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oh my god, thats sexual, bigtime. |
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