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How to Grow a Healthy Penius by w M w
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-15 20:11 [#01664693]
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Like any other fish, a penius needs 3 things:
Numbre 1) a host since it is a parasite
Numbre 2) stories read to it
and of course...
Numbre 3) fish food

You will probably first notice the penius attached to your
body. Don't be alarmed as this is normal. This takes care of
numbre 1. Number 2 is easy; just read it about 1 story a
nuight. Good examples are "wish fish" and "the sneeches on
the beaches". Now numbre 3 is a bit more difficult because
feeding your penius too MUCH ccan kill it, as well as
feeding it too LITTLE. Just put ONE (only one) pinch of
goldfish flakes in your pants per morning. Do not be
alarmed. Peniuses rarely bite and they are NOT venemous.
This will last the rest of the day. I hope you have found
this guide useful in growing yourself a healthy penius.


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-07-15 20:16 [#01664697]
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*takes notes*


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-07-15 20:29 [#01664700]
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I heard someone died of penius once is this true w M w?


 

offline jenf from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-07-15 21:05 [#01664711]
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penius?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-15 21:08 [#01664716]
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Yes, kt is VERY true. But that was a rare case so don't
worry.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2005-07-15 21:32 [#01664734]
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You can actually restore your fore skin with 10 minutes of
tugging a day. I saw it on penn and tellar's bullshit.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-07-15 21:33 [#01664735]
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Wow


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-07-15 21:34 [#01664736]
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PALMEIRO GOT IT!!!!!!!


 

offline staz on 2005-07-15 21:51 [#01664748]
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*mental picture of old man dropping pants*

...

:(


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-07-15 21:58 [#01664751]
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* :( *


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-15 22:23 [#01664755]
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most circumcised men would have a few miles of foreskin by
now, wouldn't they?


 


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