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I'm in the shower now, could you turn on the Zyklon? Ta. |
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I'm quite convinced you'd be more than able to gas yourself, Paul. |
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I'm not funny enough or in the position required. |
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qrter = wehrmacht |
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qrter = quater |
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/me tunnels under thread using only a chicken bone and a dirty sock. |
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i am obviously too hungover for this thread hi to paul, jason, and alex and dan |
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yeah, me too vp, i think i'm going back to sleep. |
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Dont do it Hit me up on the cell i have funny stories i am still drunk |
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oohoh! stay drunk for like nine hours more and I'll join you in the havana club! |
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Of course. Its a going away party for my buddy who is going back to Iraq. The drinking begins in 1 hour. At that time it will be 11am. I plan on drinking until early in the morning. And sleeping over at jessicas! :D |
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great! for some reason I decided today is a champagne day so I bought some champagne (or.. it's sparkling wine, but I call it champagne to impress the ladies).. we have no reason to be drinkink, but who needs one?! |
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does anyone else "prepare" to go drinking? like, putting on some great music and walking around in nothing but your boxer for like two-three hours before you're going out? Just.. "getting in the mood?" |
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Champagne day? Awesome!! Yes. I only listen to punk music and drink whiskey sometimes before i go out. To get in the mood i suppose. My life is rittled with punk music |
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from now on july 16th is official champagne day! it also helps that the thing is called "somethingsomething brute".. I have high expectations! <3 whisky! not so much love for punk music. I'm putting on common first and then I guess it'll be like tribe called quest or rjd2 or something... NO PANTS! |
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it's all about just a glass of scotch. or a few of them, really. |
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oh how I wish I could have whisky tonight.. my throat is sore because I have a cold and whatever and I think I'll get better sooner if I don't drink whisky.. however, my brother is coming over on wednesday, and I just can't have him over without having whisky, so I'll get to taste one of the most wonderful substances then! |
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It's nearly 2pm, the pubs have been open hours already back in Blighty, time to start supping! |
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...leaving with my champagne in ten minutes. |
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Sorry VP I took my leave of XLT to catch up on sleeps. Still didn't get it though. Have fun drinking frients ! |
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One time I ate some legos and later when I crapped them out they were a car. Have I told you guys this before? |
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It sounds familiar. I think you have. |
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Man it definately must be human mating season. I've been masturbating once every four hours for the past week. Epoh's avatar is getting me all worked up again. Girls are plump little tasty sex beasts. It's too bad I'll never get to touch, talk to, or be in relatively close proximity ie. a mile to one. |
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Which is wierd, cause one time I ate a spacestation and when I crapped it out it was an erector set still in the box and sealed in plastic and everything. That's not the wierd part, the wierd part was that the price tag was from Target, and I've never even been in a Target befur. |
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One time I ate some pennies and later when I crapped them out they were still pennies. I didn't mention their history to the cashier when I spent them. |
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I ate a sammich once and craped out a turd. ^ true story |
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Every time I do that I feel sorry for whatever living thing I ate given that my pathetic life is not worthy at all of their nutrition, not to mention their death. That's why I mostly eat legos and pennies and things. |
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I thought whenever a moderator's name was put in a topic title, that topic got slashed. They want to keep all the sleazy things they do away from public scrutiny obviously, understandably. One time, for example, I saw qrter give unwelcome sexual advances to a dead hampster. He claims he was moving it off the street to be at peace but I know his strange fetishes. He also claims the hampster was dead and therefore could not welcome or deny his advances even if it wanted to. This is total bullshit. According to the Medical Desk Reference 2003, hampster's are perfectly capable of human speach 3 weeks after death. |
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Qrter, I order you to direct a movie and maybe, compose the music for it. Post it here please. |
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ha, you're becoming kinda thad :) |
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