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I taste it and I dream wonders |
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giz a lick ye scabby git! |
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my blood crystallizes into licorice after a few seconds of oxygen exposure. Note also that I don't have hemoglobin, or lungs; just a couple manginas |
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I haven't seen you in such a long time sneakattack. How are you and how is your life? Enjoying the summer? |
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yeah I checked by and logged in since I saw you and w M w. Haven't been on in a shit long time; this place usually looks pretty sad. jeroen told me a bunch of people left to be on some forum of pomme's or something; the drama thickens. I work a lot. 8am-7pm mon-fri, generally. other than that I just sit around and chill. Extreme change of events from you usually fluid schedule of pure bullshit. how about you? |
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I'm good thanks. Just enjoying existance. |
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It's nice to see the top threads dominated once more by the Ecna's, the Sneak-O's, the Virgin-P's, happy times! |
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you can't spell troll without lol rearranged and tr at the beginning. |
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I'm not trolling, your previous trolling is the root of my current dissolute state, but do I moan about it, no. |
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I wasn't actually referring to you my currently oversensitive friend from the hot place that sounds cold except for the food that tastes hot also baring the same name. |
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I whacked him, you know. not off, just whacked. |
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shit this wireless I'm stealing isn't working very well. Speaking of trolling I feel like changing their router settings, they didn't put a password on it. Trolling in real life > trolling on the internet. |
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*fidgets* |
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I said not off, just whacked. |
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I am sure he was happy it was you who did the deed. If I ever decide to kill this monkier I would consider it an honour for either yourself or tolstoyed to commit the server transaction that resigns the ecnadniarb legacy to the bins of history. |
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I induced myself to hallucinate naturally two nights ago when I was extremely exhausted and couldn't sleep. I started by trying to parse the patterns of light I see when my eyes are closed.. and from there. What sucks is there was a long segment dominated by a cow morphing into things. GAY_MAN |
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I do that without the cow every night...I thought it was a natural thing that everyone does like keeping a jar of ejaculate next to the bed. |
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you call your girlfriend "the cow" now? |
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haha she wishes i showed her that level of respect. |
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on the toilet, are we? |
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I told a girl I was falling in love with her recently, and she yelled at me haha it was awful. choice quotes: "don't tell someone you like them if they don't like you" "never do this to anyone ever again" "matus.. you could have predicted this" |
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my jar of ejaculate has recently gone all brown. I'm considering screwing the lid on and sending the whole thing off to the Americas. |
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there's another access point which bleeds through from the corner of my bed.. but it SUCKS. I may have to move to my porcelain princess in a few minutes, MAN |
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jeroen and I know where you live |
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that's a bit harsh. did you show her your ejaculate? |
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you guys a couple now? that's nice. |
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Shit that's harsh. You should have said "Why did you bother giving birth to me then?" |
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I have a game to recommend. read your post and pretend it was actually a response to my later message, vis a vis threats. THEN IT IS THE BEST STORY EVER she just wrote me a strange email, the plot thickens your pulse quickens the syrum.. brownens |
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They'll be cloning you...and the dinosaurs will live once more. |
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dumbass it was my daughter |
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haha what dinosaur? sloppy cuntasaurus? wooooolly mammoth! |
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Yes...and she gave birth to you...what's the big deal? |
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I didn't notice any threats, but alright. |
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..burning poo... |
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I thought I was the mother as well =( seriously, DUDE, who would fuck me. actually it's funny because I brutally turned down a girl not one month ago, and then this girl shits all over me similarly. HAHAHA you reap what you sow. man greek mythology, sow dragon's teeth to fight skeletal warriors. bunch of crack whores. |
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fucking hell i have been trying to get my girl to shit on me for weeks, the best i have got is a warm piss on my chest. |
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you'd think they'd be lining up to shit on you! |
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You would indeed. I have had my fair share, being an ugly twat and everything but a have a magnetic personality (a knife and a bottle of rohypnol) |
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still haven't gotten the asshole-eel-cramming down. |
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I have that one sorted. I have a 20 foot deep sea eel on order an an address in wales to visit to stuff the asshole in the eel. |
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the three L's Lubrication, Love and Local anaestethics |
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