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laniatus
from United States on 2005-07-03 20:53 [#01651711]
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There's a couple of things I would like to clear up. First off, one thing that severely grates on my nerves is when people misuse homophones and homonyms. Like...when they use the incorrect "they're/their". Question: Does this annoy anyone else? Question 2: Does this qualify me as a grammar nazi or simply as a person with a grammar conscience?
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-07-03 20:55 [#01651713]
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The only grammer nazi's I used to know were elite kids in teenchat rooms.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2005-07-03 20:56 [#01651714]
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I have been known to gas jews to death for incorrectly using 'your'
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laniatus
from United States on 2005-07-03 21:02 [#01651717]
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Hah, good job. I laughed and told my girlfriend what you said. Because I keep her updated on the xl topics. And because that was funny. I hereby revoke my "asshead" comment of you in the Sad. thread.
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earface
from somewhere (Yugoslavia) on 2005-07-03 21:03 [#01651719]
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Probably does qualify you as a grammar Nazi, or, more generally, a word queen. But I'm probably one myself.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2005-07-03 21:09 [#01651722]
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I appreciate that. However, I must admit that I agree with you - I don't like the misuse of the English language.
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-07-03 21:18 [#01651724]
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rogue apostrophie's really piss me off. we have this local community news & advert magazine distrubuted around house's in my neighbourhood, and just scanning through in a few minute's i found no less than fifteen rogue apostrophie's. it was such a joke. yeah it also pisses me off when people don't know there homophones.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2005-07-03 21:20 [#01651725]
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Err, the plural of apostrophe is apostrophes, not apostrophe's -- you are a victim of your own crime!
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-07-03 21:21 [#01651728]
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think about it.
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b6662966
from ? on 2005-07-03 21:23 [#01651730]
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nope but it does qualify you as an anal retentive ass eating pig :)
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-07-03 21:24 [#01651731]
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i'm allowing extra time for the penny to drop as it is stupidly late and we should all be in bed.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2005-07-03 21:24 [#01651732]
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I see. It was a test. I didn't actually read the middle section til right now, and I see you put one in houses also.
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-07-03 21:25 [#01651733]
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oh i'm such a wit!
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2005-07-03 21:26 [#01651734]
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You misspelt twit *ho ho ho* \ Excuse me...
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-07-03 23:04 [#01651769]
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lack of repsect 4 grammer makes me mad 2. Although it seems hypocritical coming from me because I'm a poor type-guy and I don't read my posts before I click the button. Improper use of your/its/their boils my blood too, but the worst is when someone says that they ''could care less''. Seems to me that they're implying that they're caring at least a little bit. Be a man and don't care at all.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-07-03 23:07 [#01651770]
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then you all hate idm song names
ps the only post i read was jay worth's last post.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-07-03 23:09 [#01651772]
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I luv 2 h8 IDM track titles! Seriously.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-07-03 23:22 [#01651775]
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how a............a thread is needed
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-04 02:14 [#01651834]
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I dispise bad grammar.
I've been shot down severely by people here for correcting the little things that annoy me especially. Things that really get me:
1) Use of "alternate" in the place of "alternative". Americans seem to be the main perpetrators of this, but their heavy abuse of the word is causing it to spread.
2) Rogue apostrophes. I once saw "She buy's ..... "
3) Actually, fuck it: American English in general. Especially when they turn nouns into verbs. Verbing weirds language
4) People using "presently" when they mean "right now, in the present".
5) It's not common, but one of my friends used to say "how much" for everything -- even multiples of items, instead of "how many".
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2005-07-04 02:22 [#01651838]
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You`re a fockin purist, and i know why....
joyce, JOyce, joyCE, JOYCE
:-)
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-04 02:27 [#01651841]
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:D!
So there you are now there they were, when all was over again, the four with them, setting around upin their judges' chambers, in the muniment room, of their marshalsea, under the suspices of Lally, around their old traditional tables of the law like Somany Solans to talk it over rallthesameagain. Well and druly dry. Suffering law the dring. Accourting to king's evelyns. So help her goat and kiss the bouc. Festives and highajinks and jintyaun and her beetyrossy bettydoaty and not to forget now a'duna o'darnel.
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xceque
on 2005-07-04 02:30 [#01651843]
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Enough of the Joyce-hijacking!
On topic: I do get annoyed by sloppy grammar, spelling and literacy, but I don't complain about it because people will always be twats. Plus I make mistakes myself so I'd just sound like a bigger hypocrite than I already do :)
I also try to capitalise properly, and stear clear of abbreviations most of the time (though some are usefull). I mean, honestly, it's not a fucking text message is it? And just how much longer is it really going to take to type the extra couple of letters?
Also also, I dislike the American "I could care less". This implies that it's possible for you to care less and therefore you must care. It makes Americans look stupid. er.
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-04 02:31 [#01651845]
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Americans, stupid? never..
It's strange, since over here we all say "I couldn't care less". I'd never come across the mofos saying that before.
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2005-07-04 02:31 [#01651846]
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ufffffff
don`t worry though [;-)] i I`m a purist myself when it comes to my mother tongue!
i just read too many books in my short life...
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-04 02:35 [#01651850]
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I was racking my brain trying to think of this one when I was writing my post, since it's another example of a homophone misuse - writing "here, here" when "hear, hear" is meant.
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xceque
on 2005-07-04 02:36 [#01651852]
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Oh my God! I made a mistake in that! I'm always using it's instead of its and vice versa.
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-04 02:40 [#01651856]
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Just read through it again, twice, and.. no.. no you didn't.
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-04 03:03 [#01651879]
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unless you were referring to "stear". I was just looking for its/it's
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xceque
on 2005-07-04 03:23 [#01651908]
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Damn, I'm confusing myself now. This is why I get it's and its wrong. I can never remember which to use and when to use it.
It's/its the internet. It'll be the ruin of us all.
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-04 03:25 [#01651913]
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ah, hehe
it's = it is. no other meanings..
its = 3rd person possessive, subject gender unknown. "the dog caught the ball in its mouth"
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2005-07-04 04:20 [#01651954]
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"the little girl puts balls in her mouth" - Mr Garrison.
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obara
from Utrecht on 2005-07-04 04:45 [#01651984]
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1.yes. but not me 2.yes/no
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-04 04:48 [#01651986]
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as for Q2, depends on what school of linguistic thought you follow:
LAZY_prescriptive
LAZY_descriptive
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-07-04 04:48 [#01651987]
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I get annoyed by it, yes, but by right only when the errors are in norwegian and/or people actually should know better. now, I probably make mistakes in english myself, but as I see it people who aren't natively english speaking should be excused a bit.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-07-04 05:06 [#01652018]
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I dispise bad grammar.
I despise bad spelling.
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obara
from Utrecht on 2005-07-04 05:14 [#01652025]
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with all respect Sir, i studied english [including linguistics] for 3 years. and quit it when i realised i'd been learning more the theory and history of english than actually the language itself - and wasting my time.
however, linguistics was the most interesting subject for me then - maybe because of the lecturer who was an interesting person.
as for your kind linking : yes, i'm for descriptive linguistics.
sorry for any mistakes in this post.
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-04 05:22 [#01652038]
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ARGH
i can't believe i'm still making that mistake :/ thanks for pointing it out.
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-07-04 06:53 [#01652127]
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i hate it when something is happening 'tonite'
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big
from lsg on 2005-07-04 06:55 [#01652131]
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bad spelling is not cool
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-04 06:56 [#01652132]
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2cool4skool
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KEYFUMBLER
from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-07-04 08:04 [#01652233]
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when your the keyfumbler, all these things are acceptable
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obara
from Utrecht on 2005-07-04 08:11 [#01652241]
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hihi i am not an native speaker of englisch
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big
from lsg on 2005-07-04 08:33 [#01652267]
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is that a song ?
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-04 08:35 [#01652269]
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by now it probably is.... :/
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obara
from Utrecht on 2005-07-04 08:41 [#01652280]
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it probably goes like this :
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Quernstone
from Padova (Italy) on 2005-07-04 09:56 [#01652345]
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Effected or affected?
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-04 09:59 [#01652350]
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Depends on the context...?
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big
from lsg on 2005-07-04 10:00 [#01652351]
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"that delay nicely effected the song"
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-04 10:00 [#01652352]
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LAZY_TITLE
To affect something is to change or influence it, To effect something is a rather formal way of saying `to make it happen'. Confusingly, either may produce an 'effect' or result. ('An affect' is a technical term in psychology.)
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Quernstone
from Padova (Italy) on 2005-07-04 10:03 [#01652355]
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When writing these two blighters I always have to think about it first.
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