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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-06-28 17:09 [#01646994]
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the dentist I go to is brutal. Often my teeth are loose
after their "flossing" (i think its razor wire)

But today it was particularly bad. They were making a mold
of my mouth and as the dentist shoved the vile tasting goo
into my mouth he pushed on my lower jaw awkwardly and my jaw
dislocated. instead of retracting his hand he shoved it in
more, despite my muffled screams of pain and convulsing
body. I wasn't able to open my mouth for about 2 hours
afterwards and it's really messed up now (although i can
open it)


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-06-28 17:10 [#01646997]
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wow

where do you live


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-28 17:11 [#01646998]
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fucking hell that sounds evil! :(

I hate dentists and, yes, dentistry.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-06-28 17:12 [#01646999]
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maine, it's the head of the US (northeast corner)


 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-28 17:12 [#01647000]
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only second to hair thiefs. The old gob doctors


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-06-28 17:13 [#01647001]
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weird.

i have a great dentist. i love going.

maybe you should call the cops.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-06-28 17:14 [#01647003]
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the dentists assistant was pressing her boobies on my head
though


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-06-28 17:14 [#01647005]
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thats scary.

dont trust people wich job is looking rotten mouths
everyday...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-28 17:16 [#01647006]
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was she actively doing that or was it a symptom of her other
actions?


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-06-28 17:17 [#01647008]
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I think she was holding me down


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-28 17:19 [#01647010]
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with her bosoms?

she must go to a gym or something.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-06-28 17:22 [#01647013]
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Oh I remember, she was trying to rip my tooth off (I have
half a front tooth, she was ripping off the attached piece)
and trying to get a good angle in which to work the
pliers...however all she managed to do was give me a bloody
mouth and a rubbery one


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-06-28 17:23 [#01647015]
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bad associations are born this way


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-28 17:24 [#01647016]
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yeah you don't want that.


 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-28 17:32 [#01647027]
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simmer down ladies. It is ony removing bone from part of the
body.


 

offline welt on 2005-06-28 17:42 [#01647035]
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i havent been to the dentist since 5 years
...........................


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-06-28 17:43 [#01647036]
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for the best, i'm sure


 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-28 17:48 [#01647038]
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I don't worry about my own teeth.
Just wait till they drop out then
borrow someone elses under gun point.
Like david bowie..


 


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