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[News] Zombie Dogs
 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-06-28 09:19 [#01646554]
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SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the
canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to
develop suspended animation for humans.
US scientists have succeeded in reviving the dogs after
three hours of clinical death, paving the way for trials on
humans within years.

Pittsburgh's Safar Centre for Resuscitation Research has
developed a technique in which subject's veins are drained
of blood and filled with an ice-cold salt solution.

The animals are considered scientifically dead, as they stop
breathing and have no heartbeat or brain activity.

But three hours later, their blood is replaced and the
zombie dogs are brought back to life with an electric
shock.

Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised
within a year, according to the Safar Centre.

However rather than sending people to sleep for years, then
bringing them back to life to benefit from medical advances,
the boffins would be happy to keep people in this state for
just a few hours,

But even this should be enough to save lives such as
battlefield casualties and victims of stabbings or gunshot
wounds, who have suffered huge blood loss.
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During the procedure blood is replaced with saline solution
at a few degrees above zero. The dogs' body temperature
drops to only 7C, compared with the usual 37C, inducing a
state of hypothermia before death.

Although the animals are clinically dead, their tissues and
organs are perfectly preserved.

Damaged blood vessels and tissues can then be repaired via
surgery. The dogs are brought back to life by returning the
blood to their bodies,giving them 100 per cent oxygen and
applying electric shocks to restart their hearts.

Tests show they are perfectly normal, with no brain damage.

"The results are stunning. I think in 10 years we will be
able to prevent death in a certain segment of those using
this technology," said one US battlefield doctor.



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offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-28 09:21 [#01646557]
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what the...?

surely having no oxygen for 3 hours results in brain damage.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-28 09:22 [#01646558]
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i want a zombie dog


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-06-28 09:22 [#01646559]
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O_O


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-28 09:22 [#01646560]
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.


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offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-06-28 09:23 [#01646562]
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:D!!!!!!


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-06-28 09:24 [#01646564]
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spam x 2


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-28 09:25 [#01646565]
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more like a kangaroo dog


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-06-28 09:25 [#01646567]
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Your avatar amuses me. Its like a flat chested girl wakes up
one day with huge knockers and couldn't be happier.

oh yeah: zombie dogs


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-06-28 09:26 [#01646569]
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chances are if this is sucessfull "suspended animation" will
be used for the wrong reasons, scary thought


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-28 09:27 [#01646572]
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i hardly see how the word 'zombie' is appropriate, if the
dogs have returned to normal.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-06-28 09:28 [#01646573]
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hahaha so true! you've added new comic depth to it :D


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-06-28 09:28 [#01646575]
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more info

redrum: thanks


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-06-28 09:30 [#01646578]
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ooh i probably shouldn't go into that thread seeing as I'm
at work.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-28 09:39 [#01646593]
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to highlight the cynicism


 


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