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offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2005-06-22 18:42 [#01641453]
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Let this thread be the home to stories of awesomeness.
Beating the odds. Cheating Death. Exotic tales of the will
to survive. Feel free to share personal experiences of
survival.


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2005-06-22 18:42 [#01641454]
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If you have no stories, feel free to make shit up.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-06-22 18:45 [#01641457]
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this one time, i fell in love, got captured by pirates,
found my love but disguised my self. then she found out and
i battled a really big rat, had the life sucked out of me,
got brought back to life and saved the day.

yesssssssssssssssssssss!!


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-06-22 18:46 [#01641459]
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o shit, wait, that wasnt me.....

damn


 

offline mimi on 2005-06-22 18:46 [#01641460]
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then you sucked on a pacifier


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2005-06-22 18:52 [#01641464]
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Surfer fights of shark, continues surfing.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-06-22 18:56 [#01641466]
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i kilt me a bear, when i was only threee.


 

offline osiris from Canterbury on 2005-06-22 18:57 [#01641467]
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i watched porn, SCORE.


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-06-22 19:06 [#01641476]
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i attended a wedding reception at which each table was
supplied with a disposable film camera. at the end of the
night people with the cameras were to put them in a dropbox
where they were later printed as wedding snapshots for the
bride and groom. my friend and i proceeded to snatch up as
many cameras as we could throughout the night, took them
into the bathroom and took extreme close-ups of our cock n
balls. end of story


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-22 19:08 [#01641478]
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oh how i wish that to be true :D


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-06-22 19:08 [#01641479]
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a tremendous story of overcoming adversity. bravo, kind
sir. you are a gentleman and a scholar.


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2005-06-22 19:13 [#01641482]
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I ask for dramatic stories of survival and you tell me how
you took pictures of you cock...

I'LL TAKE IT!


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-06-22 19:13 [#01641483]
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a picture of my cock.


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2005-06-22 19:16 [#01641485]
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Let me clarify, I'll take the STORY.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-06-22 19:17 [#01641486]
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"awesome"


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-06-22 19:27 [#01641495]
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The shark gave up way too easily, very dubious. That guy's
more lucky than resourceful. But still, ''it's a genuine
fact that surfers rule.''


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2005-06-22 19:32 [#01641501]
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Yeah, this thead is in need of some seriously awesome
stories. :-(

Awesomeness is hard to find.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-06-22 19:37 [#01641506]
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Beating the odds. Cheating Death. Exotic tales of the
will
to survive.



Attached picture

 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-06-22 19:38 [#01641509]
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That's one of those cases where the shark didn't give up.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-22 20:03 [#01641521]
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We just had to open the thingie on the sink because there
was green stuff coming out the top, and we did lots of manly
things that required srewdrivers and stuff made of iron, and
then we cleaned out the sink, and no; we're not living in a
sitcom, so we turned off the water first. YAY for us!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-06-22 20:10 [#01641526]
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I remember that Ceri posted about a guy that fought 100
students for three days and went undefeated and wanted more
but injured most of his students. I think it was in the
early 90's on top of a mountain.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-06-22 20:11 [#01641528]
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I think it was one after another too. Like no breaks or
something.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-22 20:13 [#01641532]
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i heard that the students had been starved off food as well


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2005-06-22 21:19 [#01641561]
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I would like to hear more about this story


 


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