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apparently in a list of the top ten favorite people of all time, a bunch of mongolian cattle herders in the highlands of the Mongolese..err..highlands came up with the daft suggestion that the infamous Hoff is quintessentially the world's greatest man. I agree. It was the baywatch slow-mo jog that won me over. |
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hassle the hoff! |
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david hasslehoff rings up his agent; "from now on i want people to call me 'The Hoff' and nothing else". "sure," says his agent, "no hassle". |
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hoffully he won't release another single |
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Hoff hoff hoff. |
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fuck (h)off |
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I must say Baywatch wasn't the same without him, despite my motives for watching the show. |
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ive had enhoff of this, i hoff better things to do, id better get hoff this board before i shoffocate |
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all too true rustic |
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He's massive in germany aswell, like Seal! mainstream german music is awful, god bless bpitchcontrol |
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someone notice warp about !!! |
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gold! |
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his cameo in the Spongebob Squarepants movie saved the fim IMHO because it was immensely dull. How can one simple sponge cause so much mundanity great website, it's so narcisstic and warped. Ace! |
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has anyone else noticed the constant obsession with male members/actors/ etc. that Delerious Weasel has? |
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has anyone noticed Xeron's constant obsession with Delerious Weasel? ;) |
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Xeron get a new attitude, your pestering me in every thread and constantly referring to me as 'XLT vermin' is wearing a little think now and is frankly no longer amusic (if ever it was). Go away and think up some new jokes. |
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My "obsession" is only an attempt to rein in DW over-exuberent posting. He's sitting opposite me now in reality. |
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*amusing. basically, fuck (h)off |
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has anyone noticed garfield's constant obsession with lasagne? |
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cute. mmmm. lasagne. |
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wrong thread! |
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evidently, I don't recall saying that. |
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O_o |
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lol that's strangely hypnotic. Watch him bask in his manly glory... |
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outrage! a badge I was wearing which stated that the Hoff "rocked" and had a picture of him practically in the buff bar a surfboard has now been taken down from my blazer as the teachers didn't like it in my college. it clearly was making them question their sexuality before they forced me to take it hoff. I tried to hassle but to no avail -_- |
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"I wouldn't mind getting hassled by the Hoff" |
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ahah! nice! pO_gO |
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You're mental LOL!! |
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What rubbish college does Delirious Weasel go to? Anyone who can't appreciate the subtle masculine tones radiated by his lifeguard-like persona is clearly an ignoramus. I sense that you are being oppressed by your peers and should change educational esatblishment, or even better, drop out! (Maybe you could be the next Hoff!) |
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Yes, he should do that. It'd do me a massive favour. |
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What? If DeliriousWeasel was the next Hoff? |
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nothing is funnier than teenagers making jokes about david hasselhoff. you guys really got the jump on this material before it became stale. it's a good thing no one like conan o'brien has been telling this stupid fucking joke for the last ten years so that you could make a thread about it and it would be comedy gold. great work - sooooo funny. |
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oh dear sweet jesus |
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perhaps I am... my surname does have 'Hof' in it. |
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Didn't you see the goddamn line? |
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yes I did, I just like to take things literally sometimes...like the fact I'm a weasel when I'm not though that's not relevant. |
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please stop posting |
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By posting in this ridiculous thread you are "bumping" it up. Please refrain and no more posts after this one. Thank you for your cooperation. :) |
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please stop posting |
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this is gayer than gaybumholes.com |
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thanks for the link ;) |
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...allegedly |
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I really like the Hoff, his lyrics are the best ever and I love dancing with my mum to his music. It impresses girls you know? |
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DeliriousWeasel is the next Jordan. |
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excellent! A lover of The Hoffâ„¢ is a friend of Mine |
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What a superb thread! The Hoff in a plane. Who would have though it. Up, up, and away! |
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