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offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-06-07 04:12 [#01624986]
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Make me laugh so much, I cant believe they get approved!
Here's my fav, post yours!

. True Lies

Think about it. Too funny.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-06-07 04:14 [#01624989]
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Indeed. Too funny.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-06-07 04:15 [#01624990]
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bennifer


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-06-07 04:19 [#01624991]
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i dont know - i think you kind of cornered the market on
oxymoron film titles

boise moi


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-06-07 04:21 [#01624993]
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you say oxymoron film titles make you laugh. How many do you
actually know? It's only 'True Lies' isn't it.


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-06-07 04:21 [#01624994]
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men in back


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-06-07 04:30 [#01624996]
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Good point.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-06-07 04:31 [#01624997]
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. Dead Alive


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-07 04:34 [#01624999]
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The never ending story
kind of contradicts
The never ending story part 2


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-06-07 04:43 [#01625001]
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Thats funny! Good one. :D


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-06-07 05:09 [#01625013]
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Revenge Of The Shits

i've posted this one a while ago. not my invention, true
story :


Attached picture

 

offline zero-cool on 2005-06-07 05:09 [#01625014]
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i know this is off topic, but can someone please try
acessing wikipedia.com


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-06-07 05:10 [#01625015]
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and reply back if it works or not


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-07 05:12 [#01625019]
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an officer and a gentleman


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-06-07 05:18 [#01625020]
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[ not.

and it's .org in my browser, not .com ]


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-06-07 05:20 [#01625021]
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so it appears down, thank-you


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-06-07 05:21 [#01625022]
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no-problem.

You should see a doc, really.

with that face , i mean.


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-06-07 05:25 [#01625023]
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yeah i know, she gets hungry, so i gotta get the chain and
whip the puntz


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-06-07 05:38 [#01625034]
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er back to the point in question....

BACK to the FUTURE is a classic oxyMORONic title, luve it
hahaha
hee tee hee


 

offline uzim on 2005-06-07 05:42 [#01625037]
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i don't see how "Baise Moi" (lit. "Fuck Me") is an
oxymoron?!


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-06-07 05:45 [#01625041]
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well if we take the word "fuck" to me "shag" then it is
quite oxyMORONic that one would shag themselves, eh? eh?

then again, hermaphrodites scare me...


 

offline uzim on 2005-06-07 05:49 [#01625044]
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hmm, yeah but in french it is "Fuck Me", not "Fuck
Myself"... (not too sure about the verb "to shag" now that
you mentioned that, so i prefer using fuck)
though a movie called Fuck Myself would be a good stupid
idea.

i don't know of any hermaphrodites that can copulate with
themselves.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-06-07 05:51 [#01625046]
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depends how big their penii are and if their vaginaii are
close enough to bend round and get in there


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-07 05:52 [#01625049]
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50 first dates


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-07 06:23 [#01625061]
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these are not actually funny.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-07 06:26 [#01625063]
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i know, but exaph seems to find them funny, and trying to
find them is a nice little challenge that stops me from
getting bored.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-06-07 06:27 [#01625065]
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idiot.


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-06-07 06:28 [#01625066]
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Withnails in Pie


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-07 06:29 [#01625068]
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The league of extrodinary gentlemen.

because one of them is a girl.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-06-07 06:33 [#01625071]
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phancks. true lies just kills me. lets make some up then;

. True Lies II: Faithful Doubt


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-06-07 06:34 [#01625073]
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Manspider


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-06-07 06:37 [#01625076]
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. True Lies III: Open Secrets


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-07 06:39 [#01625078]
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True Lies IV: The Fifth Movie


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-07 06:42 [#01625079]
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True Lies V: Right Wrongs

True Lies VI: Up Downs

True Lies VII: In Outs



 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-07 06:43 [#01625080]
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Eyes Wide Shut

Mr. Mom

Night of the Living Dead

Urban Cowboy

Wrong is Right


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-07 06:45 [#01625084]
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i think i win. now lets stop this bollocking bollockery.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-06-07 06:59 [#01625087]
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wow you have a fast mind


 

offline pylonbitch from Samoa on 2005-06-07 07:51 [#01625143]
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it's real, it's mildly amusing, and it's an oxymoron.

FINAL DESTINATION 2

i win.


 


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