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tango
from Doncaster (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 08:08 [#01606150]
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selling cannibal ox, autechre, locust et all here
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-05-21 03:27 [#01607053]
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really? how much?
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sneakattack
on 2005-05-21 03:44 [#01607063]
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careful! you're trying too hard.
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-05-21 03:45 [#01607064]
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*was being sarcastic*
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sneakattack
on 2005-05-21 03:45 [#01607065]
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*was being bored*
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sneakattack
on 2005-05-21 03:46 [#01607066]
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(I was originally commenting on the sarcasm, if that wasn't known)
smoke 45 batcunts and your hair will regrow.
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-05-21 03:47 [#01607067]
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really? how much?
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sneakattack
on 2005-05-21 03:49 [#01607069]
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I don't know, I've only used it to get pubes back and grow some earhair. I'm paranoid of things crawling into me..
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-05-21 03:52 [#01607071]
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hmmm yes sounds like an interesting remedy. Problem is that its very hard for a daytime weasel sucha s myself to find these illustrious batcunts. Especially since they're always upside-down.
in norway we have a special Cowcunt Day. No idea what it is though. Some kinda food festival.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2005-05-21 03:53 [#01607073]
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When I first saw the thread title I thought someone was selling a plug on ebay
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sneakattack
on 2005-05-21 03:54 [#01607075]
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that sounds absolutely brilliant.
Seriously though.. given the insane number of people on the planet and all the weird things we already know to actually occur (eating shit, dissecting own penis, etc), almost any stupid shit we think of has been done, and some of the lesser evils are probably being performed right now.
whatthefuckpeople
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2005-05-21 03:55 [#01607076]
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let's eat our own heads
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-05-21 03:57 [#01607078]
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great idea Razòr!!
we'll be running aròund like headless chickens..
...errr òr weasels
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sneakattack
on 2005-05-21 04:00 [#01607081]
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tell me how (without copying or confusing myself), and I'll do it
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2005-05-21 04:09 [#01607085]
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I was thinking you could use some kind of ultra powerful shredder/suction device which connects to your mouth. Drawing below.
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-05-21 04:13 [#01607086]
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interesting, I was thinking that if you còuld turn your mouth inside òut by using your hands and then feed your head through it sò that basically your whole head is inside òut...technically it'll appear to be "eaten" if you catch my drift.
It'd work with a petit weasòl head anyway
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sneakattack
on 2005-05-21 04:19 [#01607087]
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the problem is that your mouth is part of your head. in either of your solutions, this poses a problem.
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sneakattack
on 2005-05-21 04:24 [#01607090]
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I spoke like a retard because I tried to eat my mouth..
folding laundry sucks. I'm glad I always wear mismatched socks; I can entirely delete that portion of it.
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-05-21 04:25 [#01607091]
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ah....I see...hmmm perhaps you could cut off your mouth and stuff it up another one of your holes so its inside of you and technically "eaten"
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sneakattack
on 2005-05-21 04:30 [#01607095]
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excellent
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-21 04:45 [#01607101]
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Why has the tongue have a bell-end?
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-05-21 13:25 [#01607452]
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I wonder if Tango ever predicted such a mundane thread could become something so scientifically brilliant and has come up with several ideas on self-mutilation and head-eating.
shame we wouldnt be able to tell people how it tasted :/
..yummy..
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