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offline tango from Doncaster (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 08:08 [#01606150]
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selling cannibal ox, autechre, locust et all
here


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-21 03:27 [#01607053]
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really? how much?


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-21 03:44 [#01607063]
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careful! you're trying too hard.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-21 03:45 [#01607064]
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*was being sarcastic*


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-21 03:45 [#01607065]
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*was being bored*


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-21 03:46 [#01607066]
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(I was originally commenting on the sarcasm, if that wasn't
known)

smoke 45 batcunts and your hair will regrow.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-21 03:47 [#01607067]
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really? how much?


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-21 03:49 [#01607069]
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I don't know, I've only used it to get pubes back and grow
some earhair. I'm paranoid of things crawling into me..


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-21 03:52 [#01607071]
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hmmm yes sounds like an interesting remedy. Problem is that
its very hard for a daytime weasel sucha s myself to find
these illustrious batcunts. Especially since they're always
upside-down.

in norway we have a special Cowcunt Day. No idea what it is
though. Some kinda food festival.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-05-21 03:53 [#01607073]
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When I first saw the thread title I thought someone was
selling a plug on ebay


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-21 03:54 [#01607075]
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that sounds absolutely brilliant.

Seriously though.. given the insane number of people on the
planet and all the weird things we already know to actually
occur (eating shit, dissecting own penis, etc), almost any
stupid shit we think of has been done, and some of the
lesser evils are probably being performed right now.

whatthefuckpeople


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-05-21 03:55 [#01607076]
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let's eat our own heads


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-21 03:57 [#01607078]
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great idea Razòr!!

we'll be running aròund like headless chickens..

...errr òr weasels


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-21 04:00 [#01607081]
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tell me how (without copying or confusing myself), and I'll
do it


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-05-21 04:09 [#01607085]
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I was thinking you could use some kind of ultra powerful
shredder/suction device which connects to your mouth.
Drawing below.


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offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-21 04:13 [#01607086]
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interesting, I was thinking that if you còuld turn your
mouth inside òut by using your hands and then feed your
head through it sò that basically your whole head is inside
òut...technically it'll appear to be "eaten" if you catch
my drift.

It'd work with a petit weasòl head anyway



 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-21 04:19 [#01607087]
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the problem is that your mouth is part of your head. in
either of your solutions, this poses a problem.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-21 04:24 [#01607090]
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I spoke like a retard because I tried to eat my mouth..

folding laundry sucks. I'm glad I always wear mismatched
socks; I can entirely delete that portion of it.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-21 04:25 [#01607091]
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ah....I see...hmmm perhaps you could cut off your mouth and
stuff it up another one of your holes so its inside of you
and technically "eaten"


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-21 04:30 [#01607095]
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excellent


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-21 04:45 [#01607101]
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Why has the tongue have a bell-end?


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-21 13:25 [#01607452]
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I wonder if Tango ever predicted such a mundane thread could
become something so scientifically brilliant and has come up
with several ideas on self-mutilation and head-eating.

shame we wouldnt be able to tell people how it tasted :/

..yummy..


 


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