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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-05-20 01:53 [#01605696]
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Porn makes me unmotivated to chase pussy. What about yuo?


 

offline thejacketloose on 2005-05-20 02:01 [#01605701]
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Porn makes me want to murder women.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 02:05 [#01605704]
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yeah, i'm motivated to POOP on you. Ah ha ha ha ha.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 02:07 [#01605705]
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porn motivates me to unmotivate myself


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 02:22 [#01605719]
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That motivates me to motivate you to POOP on me. Ah
ha ha ha ha ha ha.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 02:25 [#01605722]
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If I have to POOP on you I have to motivate myself to
actually eat something wich means getting up from my chair
which isn't gonna happen.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-05-20 02:26 [#01605723]
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Hahaha, this thread is pure comedy gold. Hahahaha


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 02:27 [#01605725]
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It's comedy gold for me to POOP on. Ha ha ha.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 02:29 [#01605726]
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Why can't it be comedy platinum?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-05-20 02:29 [#01605727]
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Ha ha ha.


 

offline Aesthetics from the IDM Kiosk on 2005-05-20 02:29 [#01605729]
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Monoid, you laugh! :O


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 02:30 [#01605730]
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cock.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-05-20 02:31 [#01605731]
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Its a sad laugh tho.....


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 02:31 [#01605732]
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Cs2x do you have something on your mind?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 02:31 [#01605733]
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tetris 2 for super snintendo is a goosh game.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 02:32 [#01605736]
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Ask qrter. He's the one who touches people.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-05-20 02:32 [#01605737]
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Ok now. We laughed. Now please stop ruining my quality
thread


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 02:33 [#01605738]
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Quality is subjective, so hahahaha.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-05-20 02:41 [#01605748]
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Who was that little girl in the LAMBADA video?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 02:42 [#01605750]
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but each brain follows the same deterministic cellular
automata, so subjectivity has no meaning. That makes no
sense sort of like regie jackson's wookie defense. I was
going to write something else. Hmm.. Did you knok if one man
touches another man's hand, it is possible for the first man
to urinate through the second mans weiner? Very moldy brain
here. I can't think through this cloudy stuapo fij
efididy.fididy.fididy.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 02:45 [#01605752]
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that would be a cool party trick, pissing trough somebody
elses genitals. Can you do it? oh and by the are you on
drugs? if so which ones?


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-05-20 03:29 [#01605843]
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poop motivates me to chasse pussy.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-05-20 03:32 [#01605848]
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i am unmotivatable.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 03:40 [#01605864]
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I'm on the drug of doing nothing but playing videogames or
watching movies ALL day long, specifically sly cooper 1,
tetris 2 (snes) austin powers and.. hmm I probably watched
another movie, I forget. Does anybody know which direction
reality is? Actually just tell me which way it isn't.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 03:42 [#01605869]
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oh yeah, road rash 2 and of course street fighter 2 for
genesis. I never mention that because I play it EVERY day.
If I had one friend I would WOOP their ass in street fighter
2. *imagines having one friend*


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-20 03:43 [#01605872]
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Everyone's following false analyses of weak perceptory
inputs, so don't worry one bit.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-05-20 03:43 [#01605873]
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You can play over the Internet with your Internet Friends


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-20 03:45 [#01605874]
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Monoid, I think you should learn a martial art, and report
back here. I'll pay for the premium account. $10
definitely covers the entertainment of you hadokening the
shit out of yourself.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-20 03:46 [#01605877]
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i haven't seen any porn since some time.
so i dunno.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-05-20 03:47 [#01605878]
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Mr Motivator to the rescue!


Attached picture

 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-05-20 03:56 [#01605894]
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he was the highlight of gmtv.

he motivated me to watch the big breakfast.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-20 04:01 [#01605895]
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yeah, it sucks. It's really funny if you imagine it in
third person.. seriously, what's the fucking point.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 04:02 [#01605897]
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You know those gay D.A.R.E. (drug abuse resistance
education) kids that march in parades. They look so pitiful,
holding their stupid banner, all disorganized wearing random
clothes, not even all wearing their DARE shirts. The banner
is always crooked because a short kid is on one side and a
tall on the other. Anyway, they motivate me... to
POOP on myself. Ah ha ha ha ha ha.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 04:06 [#01605900]
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We're in the third person when we imagine lobsters having
sex with eachother. This is a sensative topic to me because
I take my relationship with my pillow very seriously. we
really have something... special... together. mmm... I love
hugs. And cake.

I like hugs.
And I like cake.
With a yum, yum yum
It's lovin' that I bake.

I love you
through and through
until the grim reaper
comes for you.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-20 04:11 [#01605903]
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do you eat candy pretty often? It's a lethal combination,
but something I could really use right now is a fucking cup
noodles.

EMmm but yeah, sour haribo (all kinda, fruity pasta) make
life.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-05-20 04:16 [#01605908]
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lobsters are such shameless crustaceans.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-05-20 04:17 [#01605909]
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lobsters, the scorpions of the sea!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-05-20 04:17 [#01605912]
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lobsters are unimaginable


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-05-20 04:24 [#01605917]
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simply unimaginable


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 05:02 [#01605947]
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ah ha ha ha, best string of comments ever.. well by people
other than me of course.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-20 05:03 [#01605948]
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I forced you to think about lobsters. I affected you...
manipulated you with words.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-05-20 05:14 [#01605958]
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same


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-05-20 05:17 [#01605961]
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i was going to post about how lobsters are like lovely
mobsters....but i didnt.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-05-20 05:18 [#01605962]
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it would have been silly.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-05-20 07:15 [#01606085]
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im fairly motivated, yes.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-05-20 17:04 [#01606715]
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coffee makes me motivated.


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-05-20 18:10 [#01606734]
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I'm too unmotivated to read this thread.

I'd like to write something pertinent, but I can't be
bothered with figuring out what the hell you are talking
about.


 

offline osiris from Canterbury on 2005-05-20 18:40 [#01606759]
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cant be arsed to contribute to this hurrrrrrr


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-05-20 18:50 [#01606765]
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I smoke pot.

So its a wonder I can even muster the energy to turn this
computer on...


 


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