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Wizards Teeth
on 2001-05-21 11:26 [#00006941]
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All of my teachers were Post-boxes hence my lack of knowledge in the following areas : Maths, English, Peacocks, History, Leather, German, Milk and Hair.
I was unable to attend University as I was locked inside a Hippo\'s skull between the ages of 13 - 23. Due to this I was unable to represent Britain in the Olympics (Sport = Horse).
My favourite topics of conversation that I use to entice ladies into my dungeon:
A. Discus
B. Biscuits
C. Meniscus
Current success rate = 3 %, if you class Penguins dressed in skirts as Ladies
Pungent smell emanating form Eminem\'s M&M packet = script for the mummy three staring Brendan Fraser and a flask of coins.
If I woke up and found a lizard in my Kitchen, I would not be afraid as I have some friends in high places. If this technique failed I would use my skills to knit a special machine that could conjure French accents.
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po{e}
from the uk on 2001-05-21 13:31 [#00006951]
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lol
you never cesae to amaze me with your random stuff.
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-=[MC PhuQheAd]=-
from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-05-21 16:19 [#00006962]
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Wow. po{e} is finally growing up!
;-)
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po{e} beta 2
from Zooshop on 2001-05-21 16:23 [#00006963]
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Im a bitch and i wanna die.
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