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In this thread an adventure begins randomly effecting the various posters that post in this thread. The people that post in this thread will have their outcome decided by me. Sometimes there are choices... other times there are not. When there are choices the best choice is taken. Othertimes there will be a list to choose from Please begin. ______________________ You see a red door. What do you do? |
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I knock on it. Red is good luck in China. |
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i would try to read the words written on this door. |
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close door |
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I would pull my trousers down, and rub my banana up and down against the door until it dribbled strange creamy yellow banana juices. |
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i'll throw a +1 frog at it. |
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walk away.. |
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wtf/lol? |
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open door push door enter door lever the door lean on the door open the fucking door you miserable computer of fuck vocab help HELP |
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xlt users open the door and a enormous rock falls of the sky and kill them all THE END |
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exit |
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The key, the key, where's the fucking key unlock door turn key insert key use key USE KEY Bollox Quit ... EXIT |
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so, doorpusher, what is inside? qrter bough you a premium account so now you have to post the next room. |
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paint it black |
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have you seen this: |
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i want to give dog_belch the key. i command it! |
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i want |
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Sam tries to close the door but instead accidently puts too much power on it resulting in it breaking. An angry mother approachs what do you say? 1. Something racist 2. Something anti-semetic 3. A sexual joke 4. Something that makes her feel bad 5. Compliment her eyeball |
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we want to be creative painting it black, reading the words and rubing bananas but theres only one thing to do with a door: open it. continue, panda |
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5 and then 2. |
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Fucking hell, excellent! That's just... well that's my youth spelled out in screenshots. |
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i would turn my back to the door and break out a portable dj set up,and perform a shakin stevens remix of green door becomin red door |
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kill angry mother |
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HAHAHAHA |
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ok so the door is broke and momma is angry. her mothefucker hiphoper son appear suddenly: he - are you fugin with me, nigga? cmom nigga? me - option 1. Something racist. he - cmom nigga, are messing with me, nigga, hun man? |
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i'll make a sexual racist joke and she'll feel bad |
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remove her lips and float to freedom. |
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thats a combo |
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While attempting to kill the angry mother Sam was forced to dress like a woman then arrested by police. ( This results in the suspension of Sam's choices until he is freed or escapes... neither of which can occur until another members assists him.) |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH |
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quit |
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are they trying to arest or rape him? |
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At this point the narrator must eat dinner... resulting in an intermission. The game shall continue shortly....... |
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Sells story to newsweek about US soldiers kidnapping people dressed as women just to steal their dresses to dress as women. |
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Meanwhile, brokephones gains godlike powers and hurls boulders at everyone who has ever owned a grey t-shirt. |
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that avatarr is NOT you. |
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i bought a grrey t forr my hol. |
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let us play too |
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what do you say? 1. Something racist 2. Something anti-semetic 3. A sexual joke 4. Something that makes her feel bad 5. Compliment her eyeball 6.something that makes her feel like a real hottie thanks to that she later on phones certain VIPs who help release Sam |
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Forgetting that he is wearing a grey t-shirt, brokephones is soon crushed by his own boulder. All that remains of brokephones is a his upper body, turning him into a zombie slug. Zombie Slug Attacks! |
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You board an airliner only to see all the people that were responcible in the horsefactory incident. What do you do? |
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i'll go through the red door. |
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but then a voice says ooi,i seen that |
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Chris manages to go through the red door. He sees the trail of tears and saliva left from sam. Faintly in the distance you hear cuss words and then you realize that you are still in the plane with those same people still staring at you. You were merely remembering events from earlier. What do you do? |
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using my deerhoof micro-cassette tape and player, i will indie-rock everyone aboard until they become trapped inside viewmaster slides. then i'll look through them. |
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Making a fatal error, Chris become immersed in a world of Thiller slides. Every slide being better than the first. He couldnt stop repeating. The soldiers got away and Chris is Stuck on the plane. |
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gosh darn it. |
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Update. Sam is held Captive and Chris is stuck on a plane somewhere. --------------------------- |
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A lack of interest caused the game to end. Chris and Sam revert back to normal. |
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I see the door and start to read this topic. |
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