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morpheustheguru
on 2005-05-12 17:18 [#01596877]
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Welcome To The Game......
The Game of Life answers questions like: "What is the meaning of life?" & "Why are we here?"
This Is Your First Clue...You Jack Into The Game When You Fall Asleep At Night And Dream! :eek:
Here is a game manual to get you started:
http://thegameoflife.cjb.net/
(mirror site) http://www.angelfire.com/games5/gabelogan/
See you guys in The Game - Sweet Dreams - Morpheus
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big
from lsg on 2005-05-12 17:20 [#01596878]
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we're not into this kind of stuff
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denniscpearce
from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:20 [#01596879]
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see ya then
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-12 17:20 [#01596881]
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anal sex
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-05-12 17:24 [#01596889]
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-05-12 17:25 [#01596891]
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there is a link button, if you're too lazy to click it then I'm too lazy to open a new window and copy-paste the address(s) you provided, which, I have a feeling, would be very unsatisfactory.
---> http://www.analsex.com <---
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-05-12 17:26 [#01596892]
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1UP!
1UP!
1UP!
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denniscpearce
from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:27 [#01596897]
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its full of gems such as these
Remember, to play The Game Of Life is FREE! Because it is played in the spiritworld or "dreamworld".
You just need FOOD for your physical body And a place to fall asleep. Your physical body just holds your mind anchored to the physical plane.
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denniscpearce
from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:28 [#01596898]
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6. [K] Mineralogy: Knowledge about minerals and diamonds. The ability to search out and find the secret applications of minerals.
thats a recommended skill for thegame
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darkpromenade
from Australia on 2005-05-12 17:28 [#01596899]
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you wank dogs, no?
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denniscpearce
from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:29 [#01596901]
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wtf
SWEEP YOUR ROOM
In any room you stay, whether it is a hotel, or in your home, when you FEEL it, sweep your room for all insects, especially FLIES.
Make sure, whenever you see any type of fly in your room, get rid of it immediately.
If you happen to kill an insect, BURN INCENSE IMMEDIATELY IN YOUR ROOM TO CLEANSE THE AIR YOU BREATH.
WAITING IN LINES
Whenever you enter any place ( whether indoors or outdoors ) and you enter into a situation where you have to 'get on a line', that is, other people stand in front and behind you, PAY ATTENTION to your environment.
This means, make a mental note of the people standing in front or behind you. Also notice if (as you are getting on line) IF ANYONE CUTS IN FRONT OF YOU - if this happens - MAKE SURE YOUR EMOTIONS ARE IN CHECK. This means, DO NOT FEEL ANGER the patience you are accruing will help you not to feel anger.
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denniscpearce
from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:30 [#01596903]
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especially FLIES
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big
from lsg on 2005-05-12 17:30 [#01596904]
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yea, what about drinks, dont you need to drink? and god, where would we be without him?
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handoverthecart
on 2005-05-12 17:31 [#01596905]
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14. [K] Recipe: Knowledge about cooking ingredients and how to prepare them. How the mixture of various ingredients affects the mind.
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denniscpearce
from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:31 [#01596906]
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You Jack Into The Game When You Fall Asleep At Night And Dream!
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jkd
from Twitch City (Canada) on 2005-05-12 17:31 [#01596907]
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"let's play 20 questions" "ok" "is it a mineral?" "yes" "is it a tank?" "yes! whoa, you won it in two, dude!" "all thanks to my degree in mineralogy!"
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-05-12 17:31 [#01596908]
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was this made by someone with OCD?
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denniscpearce
from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:32 [#01596909]
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<META NAME="Generator" CONTENT="Microsoft Word 97"> <META NAME="KEYWORDS" CONTENT="game,of,life,the game of life,dnd,matrix">
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vlari
from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2005-05-12 17:34 [#01596911]
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banalord
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handoverthecart
on 2005-05-12 17:34 [#01596913]
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I can't wait to Jack Into The Game tonight.
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impakt
from where we do not speak of! on 2005-05-12 17:36 [#01596914]
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This could very well be the most retarded thing I've ever seen. It's as taken straight out of an episode of South Park.
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denniscpearce
from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:37 [#01596917]
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i bet the creator of this page was like oh dear me, i have to get this information out somehow, this is going to change the surface of modern day culture. everyone's life will change completely. if only i could somehow distribute it to many people on a global level. if only... aha... what about this thing... the INTERNET
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big
from lsg on 2005-05-12 17:38 [#01596918]
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The Game seems a pretty big succes here
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-12 17:39 [#01596921]
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Have You Started Playing The Game Of Life Yet?
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impakt
from where we do not speak of! on 2005-05-12 17:40 [#01596924]
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I think the godly spirit of dreams intervened and told him to spam every active forum on the internet!
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big
from lsg on 2005-05-12 17:41 [#01596925]
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have you had anal sex yet (xept with me :)
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denniscpearce
from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:42 [#01596927]
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lol, check out the rsponses here
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-05-12 17:42 [#01596928]
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It's a trick into reading the bible.
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denniscpearce
from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:44 [#01596931]
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what a chump
hes posted ona shitload of islamic/philosophy forums among other things.
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big
from lsg on 2005-05-12 17:46 [#01596934]
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you shouldnt have used "" proof
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denniscpearce
from Canada on 2005-05-12 17:47 [#01596935]
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well i didnt need to but the results are exactly the same. i just did it out of habit
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big
from lsg on 2005-05-12 17:48 [#01596936]
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big
from lsg on 2005-05-12 17:48 [#01596937]
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bad habit
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2005-05-12 22:49 [#01597086]
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cjb = death
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2005-05-12 22:59 [#01597092]
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I used to talk philosophy with people like that. It can fuck you up if you buy into in without second guessing anything you had "learned". I came back to my sences and rebuilt my psychology. That guy built a website. Who's better at the game of life now, sucka?
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obara
from Utrecht on 2005-05-13 01:19 [#01597175]
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cx is back
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-13 01:37 [#01597186]
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too much to read. too hard to read, too.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-05-13 01:50 [#01597193]
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I completed this game years ago, I controll everything now
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2005-05-13 02:19 [#01597214]
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What the fuck is this all about, then? That page messes with my head.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-05-13 03:20 [#01597223]
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Looks like an AD&D nerd actually found an 'outdoors' existed.
A while back, Viz did a piss-take of a videogame called 'Life', similar to this. The mock-advert had marketing blurb like, 'Stunning Life Like Graphics', 'NPCs with AI so good they could be real', 'Starting in your bedroom, you can explore the house and eventually venture outside.'
How about these as "Special Abilities" he could add to his site?
'Paranoid Delusion' Your inability to suceed in the real world causess you to reduce everything to a childish game, where unseen enemies are constantly out to get you. Only by engaging in acts resembling that of a sufferer of OCD, can you protect yourself or defeat them.
'Grow Up' This special power allows you to actually become happy and content, as well as not doing the head in of every NPC you encounter.
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obara
from Utrecht on 2005-05-13 03:44 [#01597235]
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This is much shorter :
"Game Of Life"
And I can feel you breathing down my neck Just like razor blades, tearing at my skin. just tearing at my skin
And through all the pain I can think of is, Just close your eyes and run, just close your eyes and run
Ain't it funny how life's brutally honest with you? Your not so pretty now when your running from the shadows in your mind,
Not knowing where to turn or where to hide Feel free to fall apart as the ashes from the bridges that you burn,
Settle on your skin it's sickening
And I can see you smiling from the corner of my eye As you hunt me down, as you hunt me down And through all the pain I can think of is, Just run and don't look back, just run and don't look back
Ain't it funny how life's brutally honest with you? Your not so pretty now when your running from the shadows in your mind,
Not knowing where to turn or where to hide Feel free to fall apart as the ashes from the bridges that you burn,
Settle on your skin it's sickening
And now that these bridges are burnt we can never turn back
And each and every day that goes by, I will remember this moment
Ain't it funny how life's brutally honest with you? Your not so pretty now when your running from the shadows in your mind,
Not knowing where to turn or where to hide Feel free to fall apart as the ashes from the bridges that you burn,
Settle on your skin it's sickening It's sickening
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