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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-09 18:08 [#01593183]
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I just spent half an hour at something really comfortable
and nice; find yourself a chair (it must be one that it
doesn't matter if it gets wet). find something to read.
place the chair so that you can have your feet in the
shower, and preferrably raised. Turn the shower on with low
pressure and mild temperature, making it almost like warm
rain. relax.

anyone got any other relaxing/soothing activities? wanking
does not apply.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-05-09 18:11 [#01593187]
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WTF/LOL

I'm imagining coming home and walking by the bathroom,
looking in to see someone doing this. Or doing this myself
and someone finding me doing this.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-05-09 18:12 [#01593188]
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food, drink, company, drugs, perhaps i will include
proportionally above average intelligent converse but it's a
rarity


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-05-09 18:13 [#01593189]
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oh and that other thing, i think its called music...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-09 18:13 [#01593190]
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hahahha!

yeah, it should be said that there is no danger of anyone
walking in here... there's also an (almost) unlimited supply
of hot water...

you should try it sometime.. I guess it's kind of "the poor
mans foot-massager" or something...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-09 18:15 [#01593193]
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hahha! I could actually do all of those things while doing
the shower thing... the music was a good idea... music,
something to read and.. "a foot massage!"

eating could be difficult, but... it could be done.


 

offline mimi on 2005-05-09 18:17 [#01593195]
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i like when they wash your hair at the salon. it feels good
on my scalp


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-09 18:17 [#01593196]
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although.. I just thought of something when concerning the
music... the white noise from the shower probably soothed my
tinnitus too, but I didn't really think about that until
now.. just turned off all sound, and that fucking beeping is
all that is left... I'll turn the shower on just to get the
sound, I think...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-09 18:18 [#01593197]
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YES! head massage or whatever!

too bad it costs so much...


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-05-09 18:20 [#01593199]
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i used to love getting my hair cut by a woman... when i had
hair... :(


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-05-09 18:21 [#01593200]
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<---- WIG!


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2005-05-09 18:24 [#01593203]
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Place hair conditioner in hand and slowly ...Oh, doesn't
apply


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-09 18:24 [#01593204]
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you can still get a head massage.

especially since you have now more head for the massaging
of.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-05-09 18:24 [#01593206]
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i hate it when they are really gentle so you can't even
really feel them touching your hair. it feels like they
aren't being tho\rough and generally makes me uncomfortable.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-05-09 18:24 [#01593207]
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wig.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-05-09 18:25 [#01593208]
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i can tell you're lying or you don't have a penis as all men
know conditioner is a horrible lubricant


 

offline mimi on 2005-05-09 18:25 [#01593209]
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though i'd add that it's not really that comfortable to be
making awkward hairdresser small talk...


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-05-09 18:26 [#01593210]
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head massages feel so damn good

they feel a million times better when you're on pills. i
remember once, after dj hype, i was back at my place with a
friend, who says "hey i know what would be really cool" and
starts massaging my head. her hands felt like they were
wearing away my skull, in a good way, as if my brain was
suddenly able to float out out and away

amazing


 

offline mimi on 2005-05-09 18:26 [#01593213]
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so do miscarriages


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-05-09 18:27 [#01593215]
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esther rantzen?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-09 18:29 [#01593218]
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did she just come in?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-09 18:36 [#01593230]
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hahah!


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-05-09 18:38 [#01593233]
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SAU-SA-GES!


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-09 18:39 [#01593237]
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to relax i usually go to thehun.com and masturbate


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-09 18:41 [#01593239]
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ha ha I remember that

except it sounded more like FAU-FA-GETH


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-05-09 18:45 [#01593242]
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or just... woof woof woof


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-09 19:26 [#01593283]
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have posts been deleted from this topic? i am seriosly
confuse right now


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-05-09 19:27 [#01593285]
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'confused'


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-09 19:28 [#01593286]
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confuse


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-05-09 23:05 [#01593361]
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microrgasms


 

offline jkd from Twitch City (Canada) on 2005-05-09 23:30 [#01593363]
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*head explodes*



 


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