 |
|
You are not logged in! F.A.Q Log in Register |
 |
|
 |
 (nobody)...and 257 guests Last 5 registered Oplandisks nothingstar N_loop yipe foxtrotromeo Browse members... |
 |
Members 8025Messages 2614130 Today 2 Topics 127542 |
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
See that Geoff Gapes? Yes, I am aware of the athlete? That's your mum that is. That's your mum trying her best to look extra femanine I see. See Nidri? I am aware of the settlement That's your football team that is. That's who you support. Come on you Nidri! That's you that is Oh, a-ha ha ha. You see an old roller skate that's been left in the rain and is covered in rust, and has got some dog plop on it? Yes, I have seen such an item That's your car that is. That's your car on a Saturday afternoon, after you've spent the whole day polishing it up You see a shrivelled mushroom, a small shrivelled mushroom, such as you might find in the back of the fridge Yes? That's your willy that is. That's your big stiffy. Come on girls, get your laughing gear round this. That's what you say See your mum? My mother, yes? She does it for money Your mum does it for free Your mum does it with you, for money. She gives you your pocket money and you give it right back. You're going to cry No, you're going to cry No, you want to cry really badly Waaaaaaaaaah. That's you that is. But Professor Lewis, if we could return to the topic in hand, Professor A J P Taylor... Your boyfriend you mean? ...in his book, Origins Of The Crimean War, he says... He says to you, oh mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. See that John Inman? I am aware of his work You've lost a fight to him. He beats you up every day. But if we could return to the topic in hand of German Domestic Policies, Professor F J Lewis... Yes. People forget that as late as the nineteenth century, the German Domestic Navy was still essentially a sail powered fleet Sail powered fleet? Yes, and up until the time of Bismarck, it wasn't until then did it become a fully mechanised navy, in the modernised sense of the word. And you see those sailing ships with those huge white sails on Huge white sails? Yes, billowing, vast, main top sails Yes I have seen such sails Those are your mum's pants th |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
stop now, Lee. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Why? Because this topic is your girlfriend qrter, you want to keep her for yourself. You love it like it had boobs. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
now, THAT made me laugh. :D that bit of Newman and Baddiel was only slightly funny when actually seen, reading it doesn't work. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i cant remember your united kingdom internal joke |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
haha |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
|
Messageboard index
|
|||||||||
