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How many five year olds could you take on at once?
 

offline Aphexisatwin from your mom's room (United States) on 2005-04-15 15:53 [#01566692]
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I think I could take 20ish.... maybe only 15...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-15 15:57 [#01566696]
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"The kids are motivated enough to not get scared,
regardless of the bloodshed."

So are hardened adult soldiers. If you make the first strike
and draw blood on one of them, they'll break pretty easy. Or
it will incite a bloodlust and make it worst."


only American twentysomethings can say stuff like that.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-04-15 15:58 [#01566697]
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fucking tons


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-04-15 15:59 [#01566699]
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7 if they were drugged and wearing protection.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-15 15:59 [#01566700]
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actually, a 5-year old girl could take you on easily, Carl.


 

offline kokoon from Ljubljana (Slovenia) on 2005-04-15 15:59 [#01566702]
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100


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-04-15 16:00 [#01566704]
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o erm shit!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-04-15 16:00 [#01566705]
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don't bully me :(


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-15 16:02 [#01566708]
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well it's true!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-04-15 16:03 [#01566709]
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that hurrts.


 

offline Aphexisatwin from your mom's room (United States) on 2005-04-15 16:05 [#01566711]
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hahahahaha :D pain is funny ::tries not to get hit because
HIS pain is funny.... not mine::


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-04-15 16:06 [#01566715]
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i think i could take around 25


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-04-15 16:08 [#01566720]
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I think morre about 40 orr so, just enough rroom left on the
courrt to rrun between them, kicking theirr little heads in.



 

offline penexpers from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-04-15 17:02 [#01566745]
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they have no aggression or power. you could take 5 year olds
all day, just stopping to have the occasional slash.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-15 17:05 [#01566747]
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one small kid called Kevin with a semi-mean stare - down
goes Carl.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-04-15 18:03 [#01566775]
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mAbey one, but then again mabey zero, im not that strong
:(
i break my legs every morning getting out of bed and two
ribs after everymeal. they say i have skin made of paper and
bons made of glass.
my life is a wreck


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-15 18:55 [#01566833]
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i cant fight or get angry. i don't react to agression-i
can't get worked up enough. it's like "oh well that little 5
year old hit me."


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-15 19:02 [#01566837]
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not one little 5 year old but many! it would be fun to swing
at them with some kind of sporting equipment.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-04-15 19:03 [#01566839]
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"oh well i'm dead"


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-04-15 20:48 [#01566890]
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Im certain I could kill 5 or 6 hundred before I tired
significantly. As I waited for a fresh bus load I'd think
about that five-year-old that insulted my mother and then
I'd start tearing off legs to use the femur as a weapon.



 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-04-15 21:59 [#01566904]
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I'm an American Twentysomething.

Quite frankly this reminds me of those 'What's better than a
dead baby?' Two dead babies. etc. etc. jokes that
were 'cool' for a while.

No sir, I don't like it.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-04-15 22:00 [#01566905]
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only that first sentence was to qrter.

the rest is just kind of there for everyone's viewing
pleasure.


 

offline Aphexisatwin from your mom's room (United States) on 2005-04-16 02:28 [#01566958]
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What do you get when you stab a baby in the face 11
times...........

an erection


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-16 05:14 [#01566992]
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ah ha ha..

It would be very easy to outrun them and also to decieve
them... then again I think the rule of this, uh, thought
experiment is that how many, from start to finish inside the
confines of a basketball court (ie. there are no new
busloads). In this case, the whole court could start out
entirely filled with five year olds with no room for you to
run. Then again, only the ones nearest to you would be able
to reach you for attack, but as soon as you took them out
new ones would take their place. Of course, the number of
unconscious bodies could eventually play a significant role
as an obstacle preventing them from getting near you easily.
At that point (when your surrounded by unconscious bodies
and 5 year olds having trouble climbing over them) you'd
have a pretty strong height advantage.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-16 05:31 [#01566998]
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And if you were wearing shoes, strong kicks with the toe
could easily immobilize if not kill them. It also depends on
how well they cooperate as a group. They are individuals of
course so would behave as such. (If all their brains were
connected into a single brain they/it could control all the
bodies together as a single system, knowing that a great
strategy would be to have the nearby kids grab on and weight
your legs and arms down making it easy for others to maybe
trip you while others kick your face). If they all used this
strategy, all behaving as a group with a single goal as
opposed to individuals with individual goals, it might only
take 10 of them. It also depends on where the combatants
start relative to eachother at the beginning. If they all
start surrounding you closely they could more easily weight
your limbs down.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-16 05:33 [#01566999]
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How many skunks could you defeat in a similar scenario? That
could be one stinky battle.


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-04-16 05:40 [#01567001]
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I'm pretty sure I could take on ALLOT of them.
seriously, 5 year old kids are nothing. even when they are
trained.
I'm guessing 50 will be a piece of cake.


 


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