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Aphexisatwin
from your mom's room (United States) on 2005-04-15 15:53 [#01566692]
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I think I could take 20ish.... maybe only 15...
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-15 15:57 [#01566696]
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"The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed."
So are hardened adult soldiers. If you make the first strike and draw blood on one of them, they'll break pretty easy. Or it will incite a bloodlust and make it worst."
only American twentysomethings can say stuff like that.
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-04-15 15:58 [#01566697]
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fucking tons
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ToXikFB
on 2005-04-15 15:59 [#01566699]
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7 if they were drugged and wearing protection.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-15 15:59 [#01566700]
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actually, a 5-year old girl could take you on easily, Carl.
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kokoon
from Ljubljana (Slovenia) on 2005-04-15 15:59 [#01566702]
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100
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ToXikFB
on 2005-04-15 16:00 [#01566704]
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o erm shit!
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-04-15 16:00 [#01566705]
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don't bully me :(
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-15 16:02 [#01566708]
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well it's true!
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-04-15 16:03 [#01566709]
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that hurrts.
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Aphexisatwin
from your mom's room (United States) on 2005-04-15 16:05 [#01566711]
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hahahahaha :D pain is funny ::tries not to get hit because HIS pain is funny.... not mine::
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-04-15 16:06 [#01566715]
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i think i could take around 25
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-04-15 16:08 [#01566720]
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I think morre about 40 orr so, just enough rroom left on the courrt to rrun between them, kicking theirr little heads in.
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penexpers
from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-04-15 17:02 [#01566745]
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they have no aggression or power. you could take 5 year olds all day, just stopping to have the occasional slash.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-15 17:05 [#01566747]
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one small kid called Kevin with a semi-mean stare - down goes Carl.
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2005-04-15 18:03 [#01566775]
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mAbey one, but then again mabey zero, im not that strong :( i break my legs every morning getting out of bed and two ribs after everymeal. they say i have skin made of paper and bons made of glass.
my life is a wreck
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-15 18:55 [#01566833]
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i cant fight or get angry. i don't react to agression-i can't get worked up enough. it's like "oh well that little 5 year old hit me."
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-15 19:02 [#01566837]
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not one little 5 year old but many! it would be fun to swing at them with some kind of sporting equipment.
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hobbes
from age on 2005-04-15 19:03 [#01566839]
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"oh well i'm dead"
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godataloss
from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-04-15 20:48 [#01566890]
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Im certain I could kill 5 or 6 hundred before I tired significantly. As I waited for a fresh bus load I'd think about that five-year-old that insulted my mother and then I'd start tearing off legs to use the femur as a weapon.
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2005-04-15 21:59 [#01566904]
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I'm an American Twentysomething.
Quite frankly this reminds me of those 'What's better than a dead baby?' Two dead babies. etc. etc. jokes that were 'cool' for a while.
No sir, I don't like it.
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2005-04-15 22:00 [#01566905]
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only that first sentence was to qrter.
the rest is just kind of there for everyone's viewing pleasure.
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Aphexisatwin
from your mom's room (United States) on 2005-04-16 02:28 [#01566958]
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What do you get when you stab a baby in the face 11 times...........
an erection
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-16 05:14 [#01566992]
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ah ha ha..
It would be very easy to outrun them and also to decieve them... then again I think the rule of this, uh, thought experiment is that how many, from start to finish inside the confines of a basketball court (ie. there are no new busloads). In this case, the whole court could start out entirely filled with five year olds with no room for you to run. Then again, only the ones nearest to you would be able to reach you for attack, but as soon as you took them out new ones would take their place. Of course, the number of unconscious bodies could eventually play a significant role as an obstacle preventing them from getting near you easily. At that point (when your surrounded by unconscious bodies and 5 year olds having trouble climbing over them) you'd have a pretty strong height advantage.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-16 05:31 [#01566998]
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And if you were wearing shoes, strong kicks with the toe could easily immobilize if not kill them. It also depends on how well they cooperate as a group. They are individuals of course so would behave as such. (If all their brains were connected into a single brain they/it could control all the bodies together as a single system, knowing that a great strategy would be to have the nearby kids grab on and weight your legs and arms down making it easy for others to maybe trip you while others kick your face). If they all used this strategy, all behaving as a group with a single goal as opposed to individuals with individual goals, it might only take 10 of them. It also depends on where the combatants start relative to eachother at the beginning. If they all start surrounding you closely they could more easily weight your limbs down.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-16 05:33 [#01566999]
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How many skunks could you defeat in a similar scenario? That could be one stinky battle.
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isnieZot
from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-04-16 05:40 [#01567001]
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I'm pretty sure I could take on ALLOT of them. seriously, 5 year old kids are nothing. even when they are trained.
I'm guessing 50 will be a piece of cake.
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