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> 1) Moles are always smaller than you imagine. > 2) At the end of every party there is always a fat girl crying. > 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when > your pint > to toilet cycle get synchronised with a complete stranger. > 4) You've never quite sure whether its ok to eat green crisps. > 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 > into a calculator. > 6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible. > 7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. > 8) Your never quite sure whether its against the law or not to have a > fire in your back garden. > 9) Whatever your age the desire to make plastic dolls shag is almost > impossible to resist. > 10) Nobody ever dares make cup a soup in a bowl. > 11) You never know where to look when eating an apple. > 12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. > 13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. > 14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy > ball. > 15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. > 16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. > 17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call > your teacher mum or dad. > 18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at > the first given opportunity. > 19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches. > 20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a piss flushed half way > through and then raced against the flush. > 21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong! > 22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. > 23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. > 24) You never ever run out of salt. > 25) Old ladies can eat more than you think. > 26) You cant respect a man who carries a dog. > 27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you > you've gotten your hand or head stuck in something. > 28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat |
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> 28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. > 29) Despite constant warning you have never met anybody who has their > arm broken by a swan. > 30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping >on > an upturned plug. > 31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard > 32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of > wood to specifically stir paint with. > 33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. > 34) Bricks are horrible to carry. > 35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. > 36) Triangle sandwiches taste better than square ones. > 37) Beneath every floating balloon is a tearful child. |
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Good one!...lol... Best Internet List I've read ever...most of 'em I recieve seem as a funny as a dead horse's dick sucking party... |
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is that a chelmsford thing with morris dancers and chimney sweeps wearing jingley jangley bells! |
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Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. lol, shit that made me laiugh so much |
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> 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 if its a joke i dont get it... i ve never done that |
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nacmat: you type it into the calculator then turn it upside down. BOOBLESS!!! what would it be in Spanish?? small things amuse small minds shit, my mind must be TINY! |
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and don't forget ShellOil...wish I could recall all the rest of the words you could spell out... Did anyone have one of those Casio Calcs with a game and Musical keys?...used to make me feel like Kraftwerk.. |
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LOL now in spain we have something like that but i dont remember. it was like making some operations with you age and your girlfriends age... then finally you got: 3838.73 that upside down means "el bebe" which in spain is "the baby" so the joke was that you were gonna have a baby with your girlfriend... stupid but yea... i liked that instead of listening to the teacher... dont remember how it really was to get to that number... |
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can i say dingle berry that that is genuinely the best list i think ive ever come across!!-ive just cut-pasted and sent it to all my mates-and have had several similar responses-top marks-and your list is amusingly scarily true.... |
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20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a piss flushed half way > through and then raced against the flush. Shit, I gotta try that one out. Never done it actually. |
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Yeah I entered BOOBLESS on the calculator many O Times. |
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