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Mitch Album out of Detroit. He's nationally syndicated so I was heard by millions on their drive home from work today. Hope I sounded ok, couldn't hear myself on the fucking cell phone. |
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You sounded like a faggot...you might as well have been saying "Mitch I really wanna suck your pecker my good man...your meat looks so appitising to me I want you to shoot your warm filling into my throat." You are one sick fucking bastard saying that on radio. Kids could have been listening or anything. |
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Europe's been buzzing with this news. |
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BBC News 24 has stopped all other news reports. and now the Prince of Wales' wedding has had to be cancelled. All because of one irresponsible phonecall! |
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so it isn't all bad news. |
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i dunno, now it means they have to talk about him even more! |
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Shit all of America is on a 10 second delay because of Janet Jackson's teat. You can't say Bob's yer unkle without the FCC issuieing you a citation. |
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I used to have my own radio show with other kids and stuff when I was about 10. We read BOOKS |
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that sounds like it was fun. *falls asleep* |
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Yeah I know, I sucked when I was young. |
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i sat on my radio today. tomorrow i am taking it back to a shop |
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Just a random shop? Like you walk into the butchers and say, "Hi, I sat on this yesterday, would you like it?" You are insane laddy, some would say insane in the membrane. |
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The topic was Walmart and I ranted for a good 3 and a half minutes about the ass-fucking they are putting on mankind after which they ended the segment reminding me of the millions of Americas that vote with their dollars at Walmart cash registers. |
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its ok i have a recipt |
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"Hi, I sat on this yesterday, would you like it?" "Excuse me, sir?" "Hi, I sat on this yesterday, would you like it?" "This is a butchers, sir.." .. "its ok i have a recipt" |
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Walmart! Walmart! I went in there the other day, "I'd like a wall please" I said, and they just looked at me funny. Bastards. It's not a Wall mart at all, it's a fuck hole. |
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its ok i have a recipt |
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:D! |
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I have sat on the wall, but I have no recipt. Can I exchange for something of equal value, like a sock, or a bag of clementines? |
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+fav my first gay thread. |
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Over bearingly American turns of phrase that grate, as employed in this thread; "out of Detroit", "nationally syndicated", "cell phone", "the FCC issuieing you a citation", "vote with their dollars". |
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I grate I can't help it. I feel obligated to your ridicule. |
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The D.A. just gave me 48 hours to lock down this sucker, HOT DAMN! |
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do you have recipt? if so: ok. if not: not so ok, in fact- less ok. |
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