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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-06 21:07 [#01555051]
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I really enjoy reading people's opinions on music on messageboards like this, as a lot of time they seem to have logic and seem to be informed.
But why are most official reviews (those on music websites and especially music magazines) always so devoid of logic and understanding? Every review I've read in magazines for electronic albums either lavish praise without any thought or evidence that the music has actually been listened to (while using ridiculous metaphors and "poetic" similies to describe the music) or diss the album in the most annoying, cynicle, popularist manner while making no logical references to the music once again.
Arrg.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-04-06 21:08 [#01555053]
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Because it's their job. Probably.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 21:13 [#01555056]
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a lot of that comes from them thinking they are Writers and should act accordingly.
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DaWeeze
from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2005-04-06 21:14 [#01555058]
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Blame RichDork...
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-06 21:14 [#01555059]
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familiarity and insecurity
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-06 21:15 [#01555060]
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You misunderstood my point.
I love literature and writing, and if the descriptions fit, then wonderful.
But some descriptions in the music-reviewing world defy belief.
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-06 21:15 [#01555061]
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(that was to qrter sorry)
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DeadEight
from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-06 21:17 [#01555063]
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i really enjoy reading reviews myself... short ones tend to be worthless because they can't say much... but long ones are nice... i hear people complain about reviews a lot, but i have a hard time understanding precisely what it is that people want from these reviewers... when they get creative, people cut them up for being indulgent... when they make it sound like a math equation, people talk about how elitist they are...
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-06 21:18 [#01555064]
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why do all mechanics no nothing about cars?
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 21:21 [#01555065]
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you misunderstand my point.
I love literature and writing, but not in a review.
a review is journalism, not creative writing.
I do not want endless similes vomited over me, I want it simple and straightforward.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 21:22 [#01555066]
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see my post above!
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DeadEight
from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-06 21:26 [#01555071]
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i see what you're saying but i disagree... i'd rather reviewers take the opportunity to respond creatively to what they hear... certainly, i would say that most are pretty terrible at this though, and so i can understand the 1000 similes comment... alls i know is reading reviews about something like IDM gets very old when all they talk about is how "the beats skitter"...
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-04-06 21:30 [#01555076]
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FCUK THE HATORZ !
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 21:30 [#01555077]
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I read a review to get a quick impression of what the music could be like, not for the review itself.
a lot of review-writers seem to think I read their crap for the latter reason.. the wretched fools!!
and certainly - reviewing music is one of the hardest things to do, which is why it's even more sad to see so many people who think they can do it. :(
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 21:31 [#01555078]
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-04-06 21:33 [#01555082]
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sex madness
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-06 21:37 [#01555085]
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I agree with qrter. I want to be informed about the music, and perhaps entertained at the same time. I do not want to be assaulted by the reveiwer's ego problems or dire creative skills.
And I am really not exaggerating; read reviews of Confield or Druqks in particular for some stunningly stupid ideas. I laughed out loud when I read that the drill tracks on Druqks sounded "repetitve" and "dated" in some magazine.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 21:41 [#01555088]
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still loving that "dach" release, btw.
I should send you a kiss in a box, but it would go off and smell kind of funny.
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DeadEight
from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-06 21:44 [#01555092]
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i think Qrter is saying he doesn't need the review to be entertaining... and as for the Drukqs thing (and it always comes back to this on this forum...): not everyone is as devoted to IDM as the people of this forum... when people say that drukqs is repetitive, it's not that it's a 4/4 beat, it's that they think it sounds formulaic... which i personally didn't feel about drukqs... but i definitely can understand the sentiment given that i definitely feel that way about all of RDJ's post-drukqs drill output...
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DeadEight
from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-06 21:45 [#01555095]
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i'm not opposed to kissing telegrams... so long as the delivery person is hott.
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mimi
on 2005-04-06 21:46 [#01555098]
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i agree with mappatazee, i think the main reason is because it's their job. if it was my job i would just make some shit up..
then again i have a nearly unattainably high work ethic
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 21:47 [#01555101]
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expect this hot little cutie on your doorstep any day now..!
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DeadEight
from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-06 21:50 [#01555104]
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thems is some doe eyes... plus his nipples are large enough that i wouldn't feel insecure... i was harassed by small-nippled boys when i was a whippersnapper...
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 21:52 [#01555107]
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better grow a moustache to avoid lipburn.
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