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Yeah I know qrter and tlst post this many posts a week but it has taken xceque more than 3 years so I look forward to the 5000 point celebration in 2007 which will be a nice precursor to the full launch of xltronic. Congratulations anyway. |
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congrats! |
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and i thought i was an infrequent poster! |
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well, well, well. tolstoyed watch out, here I come! :D |
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HEY LOOK you try being a student and actually DOING something with your time OKAY |
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:) |
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I did. I caught chlamydia :( |
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I am celebrating this event with not one, but two bananas! |
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that's a waste! Eating 2 bananas in one day, is no better than eating 1. [or something] |
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congrats! i'll have to increase my weekly effort by the looks of it..oh well |
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Usually I'd agree. However on this occasion the bananas in question are getting to their "blackening" stage, and I fear that if I leave them until tomorrow evening they may become unpaletable. |
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congratulations. 3000. chlamydia. two bananas. This thread has it all. |
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There's more: I'm drinking a glass of Sunny D too! |
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I hope you're not planning on sleeping any time soon. :) |
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who says he's eating them. partytime Monoid-style! |
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I've already been asleep. I was up at 1am this (yesterday) morning and back from work I was knackered, and so I fell asleep. And now I'm awake once more and eagerly awaiting details of the Pope and smiling at Karin on BBC News24! (she's taking a break right now though) Later I might have a wank. |
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Lovely...cock in hand as it is announced the pontiff has passed. |
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rock + roll! yow! |
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here's some help |
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It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! |
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*gets out j-cloth* |
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have you greased the bananas? |
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damn, I've already eaten them. missed that chance there. well, there's always the Sunny D bottle. It's extra wide. |
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just be careful not to create a vacuum and inevitably suck your own rectum out. kind of puts a damper on the whole 3000 points festivity thing. let alone on any personal relations you might have. |
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ew, you're sick! |
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He speaks from experience. |
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my last girlfriend kind of.. incapacitated herself this way. let's just say her smile never was quite the same after. |
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She sucked her face into her body? |
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um... |
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*sigh* yes. if you like. |
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anyway.. happy 3000 thingies thingy! |
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wow. I knew this girl once and she sort of did that except she stuck an empty wine bottle up herself and had the go to the hospital to get it removed. I have heard of the same fate befalling gay males except up the shit chute. The girl I knew didn't suck her face into her body though...and I don't entirely beleive you about that either. |
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have a gander at story then. it's written by Chuck Palahniuk - the guy who wrote fight club, i believe. pretty sick, but well written. |
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I have read that. it made feel ill. |
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good style of writing, shame about thesubject matter - although it does well to express that extreme feeling of paranoia. |
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I'm not reading that if it'll put me off my wholesome orangey drink. |
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it'll just put you off pleasuring yourself in swimming pools |
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That's ok then. I'm alergic to the chlorine-substitute they put in pools these days anyway. And chlorine too. So I don't go. |
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