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offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-01 18:20 [#01550247]
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So...

I was at this bar. Dancing, having some fun. The next thing
i know, my keys and cellphone are gone. I feel my pockets
and they're nowhere to be found. I search the dancefloor
(where i fell over over a couple of times :) but found
nothing. I go outside where i originally sat, to look for
them but to no avail. When i tried to get back inside to
continue searching the bouncers wouldn't let me in. I tried
to explain my situation but they wouldn't let me in. So I
decided to take matters into my own hands. I went to the
back of the place, scaled the wall and roof, and managed to
get into the back door. I was back in the place searched
around and found nothing. I went back outside, smiled at the
bouncers sat around and felt like shit. A friend of mine
convinced me to another look, at first i was a bit reluctant
but decided to give it another go. As I'm climbing the first
wall, some dude grabs my pants and pulls me down. It was the
bouncer from the door. He started smacking me in the face,
sending all kinds of useless insults my way. I tried to
explain by saying "Hey man, im just looking for my keys and
cellhpone". He didn't want to listen. He continued to kick
me and punch me in the face. Now i'm fucking bleeding and my
lip is swollen. Motherfucker. I'm small. I don't fight back.
If i was bigger i would've kicked the shit out of his ass :)
Luckily my flatmate was still awake to open up. Bastard. I
suppose I deserved it for breaking and entering...


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-01 18:24 [#01550254]
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They stole your pockets too :(

Actually call the police and have him arrested. There is no
need for that level of violence against an IDM wimp.

Sorry about your cell phone and keys :(


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-04-01 18:25 [#01550255]
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pix plz


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-01 18:27 [#01550257]
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shit :-/

sorry to hear that.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-01 18:31 [#01550265]
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thats fucking harsh mate :( don't give bouncers the
oppertunity though, they are 90% all cunts. unfortunatley
most people who go to clubs are also cunts and bouncers
can't afford to take chances, but this incident sounds very
unfortunate and unecceserarily heavy handed.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-01 18:31 [#01550268]
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braindance: he threatened the police against me, i think he
has a more of a case than i do :)

dennis: coming up


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-04-01 18:33 [#01550271]
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Idiot.

FlyAgaric: Some of these people think their job consists of
beating up customers , it's a nightmare. A lot of them seem
to be on this power trip i don't get. Maybe for tough guys
it's the last job available, when all other opportunities
are gone, before killing people.



 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-04-01 18:34 [#01550275]
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dennis: coming up

haha i was joking, i was hoping my spelling would have
implied that, actually im very sorry that this happened to
you.



 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-01 18:35 [#01550280]
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they are on a power trip because they are mostly thicko
spazesses who will never better themselves in their pitiful
existences, so they are trying to make the most of it.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-01 18:38 [#01550288]
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punched in the face


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-04-01 18:38 [#01550289]
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Yeah, quite obvious, hence the thought bouncing is the last
resort.

i_x_ten,


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-01 18:43 [#01550296]
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hobbes, listen i just wanted to say that,


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-04-01 18:43 [#01550298]
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I thought i erased the "quite obvious" bit because i thought
it sounded a bit twatty.

Though i think having an edit option wouldn't work. The
pranks would be endless here.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-01 18:45 [#01550300]
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looks like you just had a piercing and took it out.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-01 18:45 [#01550301]
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fucking bouncers...


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-01 18:46 [#01550303]
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funny, i used to have a piercing there...


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-01 18:49 [#01550305]
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lol, there's your cover story ;)

yeah, it doesnt look too bad.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-01 18:52 [#01550309]
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rave tonight 20-02-92


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-01 18:55 [#01550314]
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the swollen lip's a bit of a pain in the ass but yeah, it's
not too bad. i'm more agrivated than anything :)


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-01 18:57 [#01550320]
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bah! it's hardly even a scratch!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-01 18:58 [#01550321]
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I was a bit disappointed too.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-01 18:59 [#01550323]
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Shit, I beat people I like up worse than that.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-01 18:59 [#01550325]
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haha, screw you guys :) i'd like to see the bunch of you on
the floor getting kicked in the stomach and being smacked
around.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-01 19:08 [#01550340]
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Wait until xltcon06 and you dreams will come true XD


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-01 19:10 [#01550345]
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haha, can't wait. i'll make a note in my diary.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-01 19:13 [#01550349]
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did the bouncer de"keffer"nate you? :)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-01 19:14 [#01550351]
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kaffer.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-01 19:19 [#01550357]
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pretty much :)


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-04-01 20:37 [#01550400]
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bouncers are cunts u notice how they all ahve that gay
bouncer walk with those fuking CRAPPY bomber jackets. they
are basically dicks who like to ahve an excuse for a fight
and still fight without one. damn cunty breathes. saw some
guy get beaten up by a bouncer, not badly just thrown abuot
and kicked a bit, he dindt deserve it the least but he was
mouthing back after they decked him for ages, he was a gutsy
mofo then the cops turned up without even asking what the
sittuation was slammed the police van door in his face and
nicked him! he wasnt even being lairy when they arrived they
just assumed the 1 braincelled bouncer was in the right!


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-04-01 21:09 [#01550411]
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this is why I drink at home...


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-04-01 21:10 [#01550412]
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that is to avoid any rediculous facial piercings....


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-04-02 02:02 [#01550458]
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yea, whatever i try not to tip them
i'd go to the police anyway, prolly they'll tell you cant
get him arrested but i'm pretty sure they wont arrest you
for breaking into an open nightclub, to search for you
belongings


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-04-02 02:04 [#01550460]
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a fair percentage is part of a criminal organisation


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-04-02 02:11 [#01550466]
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I fucking hate bouncers

send them my way and I'll kick their asses for you >;o)


 

offline OK on 2005-04-02 14:00 [#01550993]
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sissy


 

offline freungesprok on 2005-04-03 07:40 [#01551571]
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well judging by that photo things could have been worse..
but yeah losing your stuff is a fucking pain.. i always try
to take as few things as possible with me when im out. you
should have used your vinnige vingertjies against that
asshole!


 

offline freungesprok on 2005-04-03 07:41 [#01551573]
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bouncers are cunts u notice how they all ahve that gay
bouncer walk with those fuking CRAPPY bomber jackets. they
are basically dicks who like to ahve an excuse for a fight
and still fight without one. damn cunty breathes. saw some
guy get beaten up by a bouncer, not badly just thrown abuot
and kicked a bit, he dindt deserve it the least but he was
mouthing back after they decked him for ages, he was a
gutsy
mofo then the cops turned up without even asking what the
sittuation was slammed the police van door in his face and
nicked him! he wasnt even being lairy when they arrived
they
just assumed the 1 braincelled bouncer was in the right!



 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-03 07:57 [#01551576]
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losing your cellphone sucks. it seems to be an annual thing
for me.


 

offline xf from Australia on 2005-04-03 08:24 [#01551584]
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if you were dertermined enough you could make live a living
fucking hell for that nightclub; pester the right people,
make the story sound the right way, and you'll have the
media smack dab all over their case.

that kind of crap is completely unacceptable. yes, you
'broke and entered', but you were looking for your goddamn
belongings. absolutely nothing justifies somebody beating
the crap out of you, especialy not a bouncer, unless the
laws where you live are fucking stupid.

i mean, seriously; what the fuck do you have to lose?
pernament ban from that nightclub at most, maybe? big deal.


 

offline xf from Australia on 2005-04-03 08:26 [#01551585]
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btw, there's no way in fuck you'll get in _any_ legal shit
with the police for re-entering a premises where you were
allowed in 10 minutes ago. as long as you didn't damage
anything, you're fine.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-03 09:22 [#01551612]
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that sounds like a bit too much effort. the whole thing is a
bit of shame though. it's the only place in my town that
plays half decent music. i won't be going back, as i left
the bouncer told me not to "bother coming back". the bastard
is always there.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-04-03 09:43 [#01551640]
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I am sorry to hear that. That sucks :/


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2005-04-03 10:02 [#01551660]
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They've brought in a new more serious law where bouncers at
least now have to be registered and can't jus be any old
cunt off the street who the manager's mates with. To get
registered they have to go through all this training and i
think that they are checked up on now and then. If people
are caught unregistered then they have to pay a fine now so
hopefully things will become a bit safer now.


 

offline xf from Australia on 2005-04-03 11:20 [#01551694]
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at the least, get the bouncer in shit. i'm sure the
nightclub isn't exactly going to like the dickhead taking
out his little personal vandettas on their paying
clientelle.


 

offline xf from Australia on 2005-04-03 11:23 [#01551695]
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and again, if you do it the right way, you'll succeed -
probably moreso than you realise. i'm assuming (perhaps i'm
generalising, but eh) that you're an intelligent bloke
considering you're into idm; given you're confident and
determined in your approach, explain yourself logically, and
the nightclub owner isn't a stupid twat (they're _usually_
not), they'll be quite receptive to such comments.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-04-03 11:29 [#01551701]
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that sucks, flyalergic. you were exxagerating when you said
he kicked you right?
If not: holy shit.

i remember watching a documentary on bouncers and most of
the bouncers featured in the film basically explained that
they love to fight and kick the shit out of people and that
their job was an easy way to facilitate their bloodlust.

im sure not all bouncers are bad, but the ones that are sure
are prickie dickies.

at least you are well now, right?


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-03 11:47 [#01551714]
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yeah, i'm fine now. the only exageration i made was with the
thread title, he didn't literally kick the shit out of me
but yeah, he did kick me a few times. during this i tried to
talk to him in a rational way but he's obviously a very
angry person on the inside. i'm going to check tomorrow to
see if anyone handed my keys or phone in at the bar. i'll
probably have a word with someone about what he did.


 


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