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THIS IS.. THE CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER
 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-03-31 23:30 [#01549053]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict



This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...it is my responsibility
to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is
also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to
the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday
activities you might be performing which could eventually
lead to *The Death Penalty* (or affect your parents' credit
rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps
like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven
to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!

Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so
dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up
at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman
punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs
so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself,
is being modified in order to accommodate THE FUTURE).

I bring you now a special presentation to show what can
happen to you if you choose a career in MUSIC...The WHITE
ZONE is for loading and unloading only...if you have to load
or unload, go to the WHITE ZONE... you'll love it...it's a
way of life...Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...Hi, it's me, I'm back.
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...The WHITE ZONE is for
loading and unloading only...If yah gotta load, or if yah
gotta unload, go to the WHITE ZONE. You'll love it...it's a
way of life. That's right, you'll love it, it's a way of
life, that's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life,
you'll love it. This, is, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER!


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-31 23:46 [#01549058]
Points: 6851 Status: Regular



Hi, good morning to you.

 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-01 01:01 [#01549076]
Points: 5776 Status: Regular



a wonderfull new day

 

offline pylonbitch from Samoa on 2005-04-01 02:27 [#01549102]
Points: 111 Status: Regular



needless to say, we gave him a sugar donut and advised him
to stick closer to church oriented social activities.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-04-01 02:28 [#01549103]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict | Followup to pylonbitch: #01549102



very good :)

 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-04-01 02:33 [#01549108]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict



.. he has realised at last.. that imaginary guitar notes..
and imaginary vocals.. exist only in the imagination.. of..
THE IMAGINER

and, ultimately.. who gives a fuck anyway?

 

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