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I'll remix whoever posts their track first.
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-31 01:27 [#01548053]
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Given the enormous demand to be remixed by me I suggest you
hurry.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-31 01:29 [#01548054]
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here


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-31 01:31 [#01548056]
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excellent.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-31 01:57 [#01548066]
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nice peaceful track. I'll do my best to make it suck.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-03-31 02:02 [#01548067]
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would you do me?


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-31 02:11 [#01548072]
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try this one, it would be nice of you to remix this shit
:)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-01 13:56 [#01549987]
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fantastic update:

I am 80 porcent finished with drunken mastah's remix. I must
leave for 2 days though to Africa on a wooly snarkle hunting
expedition with my great great grandma. After that I will
make two other fantastic remixes for the above linked songs
of my two best friends, the distinguished classical
musicians big'l von porkschkyne and Matiskebvey, both of
which I have not had the orgasm-like pleasure of hearing
yet.

Thank'l you.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-01 14:50 [#01550074]
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amazing! Say hello to my cousin N'gouze if you see him in
africa.


 

offline death-pengwin from Medicine Hat (Canada) on 2005-04-01 15:03 [#01550089]
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yo holmes, whats up!!!
long time no talk mwm
how bout i remix one for you?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-03 03:00 [#01551489]
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Hello everybody, and welcome back to the w M w show. First
things first, I know you're all just dying to know how the
snarkle expedition went. Well... Franks car broke down
between Shinsku and East Saksamore which is ... yada ya,
anyway to sum it up it was not interesting and is likely to
have only taken place in the imagination of one of my, or
possibly your, multiple personalities.

Now onto the 1st remix. I have finished it and it is called
"drunken mastah's extra gay homo song" which can be found at
the following internet coordinates: www.zebox.com/norfzorf.


Drunken Mastah- Everything is in below-cheesy default
modplug tracker sounds. I didn't use your sounds (they were
hard to extract and still sound ok). Instead I used your
main melody, well at least a grotesque mutation of it which
can be heard at the beginning, then polyphonerinizinated it.
Basically this is a cheesy overly trackery song that nobody
or their moms should, or will, listen to, but all the parts
were made using a technique I call "organic, uh self..
instruments". Actually I don't call it that and made that up
right now but involves an extremely sophisticated augmented
music imagination method such as clicking my teeth together
and moving spit wads in my mouth to the beat of the music,
then inputting this data into modplug tracker.

Mutant Death Pengwin- Word of your adventures in the forests
of Hebsligfeer have spread all the way to Poshnu by word of
mouth. I saw your mother float by on an iceberg last
wednesday. She said that if I see you to tell you to mow the
swimming pool and check the chlorine levels in the lawn. If
you remix one for me I would be so honored as to make a
necklace out of it and then shove it in some bottom drawer,
the sort of thing that wastes space but you can't get rid of
because of artificial recipricative "value". But I would be
sure to take it out and wear it to decieve you of this only
when you visit!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-03 03:05 [#01551490]
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also you used notes c and, uh g# etc (whatever it's called a
half step above g).. so I changed it to normal g since,
being a racist, I only use the white keys. But my remix is
too shitty to bother informing you of this extra bonus
information, which is why I did anyway.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-03 03:44 [#01551495]
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HAHAHAHAHAAH! Amazing remix, mr Curl!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-03 04:16 [#01551528]
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Thank you! Wait, you only pretended to listen didn't you.
All well. Big'l von Porkschkyne is surely shaking in his
boots or possibly amputated legs since I will own him
with an especially gay fag remix next.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-04-03 04:18 [#01551529]
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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-03 04:28 [#01551537]
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Whoever made that is seriously gay.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-03 04:28 [#01551538]
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yes, I pretended, but then I heard the song and knew what it
was, and then I listened and then I wrote stuff.


 

offline death-pengwin from Medicine Hat (Canada) on 2005-04-06 08:08 [#01554342]
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that song is fucking great
it makes my ears dance a happy happy dance


 

offline death-pengwin from Medicine Hat (Canada) on 2005-04-06 08:10 [#01554343]
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once i figure out how to setup a email account with this isp
i will need you to email all the pieces of song you used or
something... most of your stuff (artificial selection) is
quite complex and would be a rather legendary task to
extract all orginal leprecaun droppings and so forth....
or... i could remix happy dancing elves.... my second fave
song



 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-04-06 08:33 [#01554368]
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help yourself on my profile homepage if you wish... ;)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-07 07:40 [#01555599]
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Okay, I have finished your remix, big.

www.zebox.com/norfzorf
"biggiesmartREMIXfinaldotmp3"

Your track was nice. Kind of strange/eerie but with a sense
of wonder like observing alien butterflies. Wow, what a
powerful simile I just made. I can't even spell simile
without it looking too much like 'smile'. I started out the
same way as the other remix but this time I snarkled it with
microbeats. The melody is okay but sort of got stuck in a
'e, c & a' keys only rut. It's not exactly how I want it but
good enough for an idiot like you. Plus I had to cut
production time short because my public demands further
remixes. Thank you for having sex with my cat.

mutant death pengwin: Dancing elves would be cool but maybe
hard to remix because it's so minimal plus the clickish
parts are in different pitches. I'll try to find pieces of
whatever track you'd prefer when you get email if you need
them (if I can find or have them).


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-07 07:50 [#01555612]
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*whistling, pretending that i don't care. +waiting. almost
patiently.



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-07 08:00 [#01555627]
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I already finished your remix a long time ago. Technically
it was a rescramble. It only appears to you that I
havn't finished (or even started) yet because the Ukraine is
in a different time zone.

extra special bonus information for big: I used your melody
sound and most of your percussion sounds, only adding a
couple new ones. Other than that, I didn't use your actual
melody or beat.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-07 08:02 [#01555632]
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ok i'll be patient. i hope you did your best there in your
timezone.

:)



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-07 08:06 [#01555641]
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My best... oh, right... yes that's exactly what I did
*quickly crumbles up your finished remix and starts anew*


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-04-07 08:10 [#01555650]
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very cool


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-07 08:14 [#01555658]
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Damn, you read this topic quick. Thanks.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-07 08:16 [#01555664]
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if you have more than one, upload all of them. "that's the
spirit, ©"


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-12 03:52 [#01562233]
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Matvey:
I remembered I hate making and listening to music as well as
every other activity and thing in this universe, and have no
motivation to finish the remix, not to mention continue
breathing. So I just uploaded what I had which is
cheese-o-suck, but still I somewhat like it I suppose.
Enjoy!
www.zebox.com/norfzorf
"matveyblabla"


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-12 04:05 [#01562243]
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downloading.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-12 04:12 [#01562252]
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well thank you for your time, mr!
this indeed is not finished... and i don't hear any samples
from the original (hehe, it's hard to take something from
it:) so this could even be a remake, not a remix, with some
more variations on the idea.. if you ever finish it, let me
know:))


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-12 04:17 [#01562254]
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about your track, it was a strange noisy thing sounding as
though created by a group of people, rather than one
individual, all crudely fashioning whatever happened to be
nearby, on a whim, into a musical instrument. Sort of like
the podlings making music in the dark crystal I suppose.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-12 04:21 [#01562256]
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I just used the main melody which was only 2 adjacent keys.
I think I changed them to 'e' and 'f' since, once again, I'm
a racist and only use white keys. Now I'll let this post
sink to the bottom where everyone will hopefully forget it
forever. Thank you.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-12 04:41 [#01562264]
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it was one individual (me).
the notes were indeed the e and f, if the guitar was
properly tuned.

now it can sink.


 

offline rudster from the glasgow on 2005-04-12 05:50 [#01562321]
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here take this


 


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