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offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-27 14:28 [#01545141]
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don't get excited, you'll only put yourself in a state


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-27 14:31 [#01545142]
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sorry


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-27 14:38 [#01545150]
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Two atoms were walking down the street when one said, "Oh my
God, I've lost an electron!"

The other said, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"


 

offline welt on 2005-03-27 14:39 [#01545151]
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i acutally had to laugh about both jokes. :-/.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-27 14:44 [#01545154]
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haha - they're funny because ELECTRONS CAN'T TALK! no, they
cannot speak at all! hahahaha


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-27 14:44 [#01545155]
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seriously, these are good. i'm looking for more now.
here's one:

Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another
molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once
stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta
keep your ion them."


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-27 14:46 [#01545156]
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offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-27 14:49 [#01545157]
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A neutron walks into a bar and asked how much for a drink.
The bartender replied, for you, no charge


 

offline uzim on 2005-03-27 14:59 [#01545160]
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i like this thread, so geeky : )


 

offline Snakejuice from Eastern (Western Sahara) on 2005-03-27 17:22 [#01545256]
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Confucius say man who make love on ground has piece on
earth.

Confucius say man who walk through door sideways is going to
Bangkok.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-03-27 17:40 [#01545268]
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Geeky is funny because it's kind of intelligent and
spasticky at the same time, and seeing as there's quite a
few people like that, you know, make your own club and
congratulate yourselves. You cunts.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-03-28 02:54 [#01545450]
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Someone's been watching Faking It ;op


 


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