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Use this thread as your living will to avoid being used as a political soapbox should you ever suffer brain damage and lose the ability to communicate with the rest of the world. for example, If i am ever in a coma or persistant vegitative state or for whatever reason my body is kept alive only by the help of a machine or tube please detatch the tube, or unplug the machine, or turn off my iron lung and feel free to use my corpse for performance art or medical school disection or a comedy movie about a dead guy on vacation at a beach resort. ! |
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to become vegified in america... sure, you could die peacefully in a dignified manner surrounded by your loved ones at a time of your own choosing OR you could super size it the AMERICAN WAY and not have the choice at all! don't be a liberal - rest easy knowing that the government has already decided that you will spend a lifetime of lobotomized living death and/or severe pain and misery as your family pays your gigantic medical bills. |
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so i guess a message board is not the best place to make a living will then?! |
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someone needs to pull my feeding tube for a little while. |
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I want everything I own and all my money to be burried with me, + one gigantic doobie thanx |
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That's well tight!!! I didn't know scottish funerals still existed, in wales! |
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I kind of plan to have my ashes deposited into random cigarettes... |
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Mixed in with the tabacco though... so its not just human ash in the cigarette. That would be disgusting... |
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i want to be alive again when i'm dead..i'm working on it.. |
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Maybe you died before and it worked!! |
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maybe..but dont tell anyone yet..I'm still working on it in my secret laboratory.. |
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I plan on entering a persistive vegetative state tonight- please don't kill me. Ill be sober by saturday afternoon. |
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they should make terri schiavo into a lampshade ed-gein-style when she's gone :( |
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i leave all my possessions to derek griffiths |
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well first I would like to thank everyone who made my death/lifelessness possible the good people at the jack daniels bottling company not to mention those at the guiness factory |
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I don't ever want to be euthanised. |
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I leave everything to Rusty Lee. |
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oh damn she is lucky, not only does she have the greatest necklace in the world, but now she has all of your pocessions as well lucky |
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Hello, I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of magic, mystery- Mr. Welles, this is a video will. What? Look, I don't need to do this, I've got a fish stick commercial in a hour. Oh what the hell, I need the money. What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiary's, and goblins- Mr. Welles! Fine fine, no goblins. I give you...THE LIVING WILL!!! |
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