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If there is a better alternative to a good slap then I haven't found it. |
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You know what 5 million abused women all have in common? |
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They enjoy it? |
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They just won't listen. |
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haha, yeah that as well. |
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I treat my women with respect. I let them pick their broken teeth up off the floor without me kicking them in the ribs. |
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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? ... Nothing, you already told her twice. |
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Unless you just twatted her once and broke her nose. |
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Great thread title. |
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Yeh- its gettin a little extreme even for me. Time to go home- the gf better have dinner on the tabel! |
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shotgun |
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A shotgun wedding...where you blow the bitches head off and spend the honeymoon fucking her younger sister. |
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Men can never controll women cause they need sex more than women do |
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Never heard of sheep? Forget a dog being mans best friend, sheep are, plus the wool comes in handy on cold nights as well. |
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I am welsh you know ;op p.s velcro gloves are good for sheep |
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Handy hints and beauty...you truely are too special to be on this board. |
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actually I dont believe that. I know a lot of extremely horny women that are just as bad as men if not worse. |
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they're men. |
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all sluts have a pair of testicles |
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hey guys, how come xltronic has such a small female user base? ...weird. i guess they just don't appreciate electronic music. |
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It could be because weatheredstoner keep whipping his diseased micropenis out at them and making them sick. |
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Obviously. Although I'm offended at that remark. Even though its diseased I prefer to label it 'macropenis'. kthxbye |
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You only label it that way because you are a silly twat with language skills of a typical american. |
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wrong again, typical americans sound like this: Greetings Farnsworth. Did you manage to see the voluptious bossum on that most attractive blond? My primal instincts immediately took over and compelled me to jump on her pelvis in the utmost disguisting fashion. It was just a matter of asking her to remove her bottom layer of clothing so I could appropriately adjust my pelvis against hers and lay my seed into her fallopian tubes. |
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"hey guys, how come xltronic has such a small female user base? ...weird. i guess they just don't appreciate electronic music." With quality threads like this, you think they'd be arriving in droves. |
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Well if they had a sense of humour and weren't so insecure about being a female to being with, threads like this wouldn't matter. |
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If they weren't so insecure to begin with, loosers like you would never get laid. |
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someone's not too good with sarcasm |
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WeatheredStoner knows I was just joking. He's my motherfucker! We have very similiar hobbies... |
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I didn't realize your mom was a hobby. :D |
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Mom jokes are the last bastion of a drug-addled mind. |
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gosh, it's really tough to figure out why Lec & Neetta don't post here. you stupid fucking idiots. |
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"Losers" |
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Yeh, this site is well known for its fucking highbrow humor Mr. Assleakage. "Stupid idiots" is redundant fuck-wit. |
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