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another essay contest
 

hevquip from a crabs carriage on 2001-05-18 22:37 [#00006746]



for my contest, you must write a boring essay

topics:

1. concrete
2. centerpieces
3. analysis of the fiscal year of corporations which sell
tires
4. your favorite algorithems as to how to find the size
grommets
5. information on airplanes
6. how to become a suitor for clothing stores
7. directions to your favorite grocery store
8. how to properly acquire office supplies in illegal
manners
9. effects of radon on the ecosystems of various species of
ferns found in northwest america
10. properly using eating utensils

the winner receives a bucket, stick, and a tape recorder,
which is to be used to make sounds and then sent back to me
so that i may synch it with the sound of sprinklers. i will
place the tape recorder in the bucket and out of the bucket
to create a hollow and possibly, a reverb effect. i too will
fill the bucket with water in desired amounts so that i will
have created varying amounts of the delay/hollow effect. my
music video will be me explaining the proper manner in which
one wears hats while making sandwiches.



 

Syllable#5 on 2001-05-19 00:14 [#00006758]



Looks as though people care


 

[REFLEX] from Western Canada on 2001-05-19 01:29 [#00006760]



How To Become A Suitor At A Cloting Store
By: REFLEX

It is important to note, that is not only my life ambition
to me a "master" suitor, but to make suits myself. It takes
much brilliant planning, and education to become one of the
upmost suitors. Only the broadest education will work, I
would reccoment ST VEC, or MTE CA.

There are many things to be learned when observing, or
applying for the upmost position of suiting the public. You
meet the suitees wishes, as well as furfill the needs of
your employer. Unless ofcourse you are the propriator of
business. In this fortunate case you must have the upmost
respect, for the fact that the customer is always right.
You, are there to server and no more, possibly work the
till.

Its a misconception these days that all suitors are
"homosexual" or "fruity" as the city folf like to say. Its
far from that, indeed. Paris has recently looked into Suitor
fashion, as it becomes a hot item for clothing lines, such
lines invlude Versache, Meroin, Cutlose and Vertainé.

Back on track for a moment, you must complete the courses
set infront of you at the time, to reach this great
proffessions highest honor. The suitor of the famous. It is
not only a great please to work with great celebrities such
as "Billy" and "Joe", but great in its self that you are
permitted to feel up the buttox of these elderly men you are
suiting. This, is what we like to call "Buttox Grab" in the
business. It is highy respected and mediated among suiters
and suitees.

To sum things up, you must look to the skies for ambition,
knowing that you make everyone that comes in happy, with
their fit. Tight, and snug. You are there for better and for
worse, fight the good fight. We need more people as myself
in the profession. It brings in an honest salary, and a good
experiance to boot.


 

po{e} from the uk on 2001-05-19 16:32 [#00006783]



i have left school esterday, and i dont need some person
telling me to do more work.......


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-06-25 21:29 [#00757285]
Points: 3381 Status: Regular



hey so this is an old stopic of mine and if ugr gi figured
i'd drbring it up.


 

offline zyx from Beijing (China) on 2003-06-26 05:54 [#00757571]
Points: 128 Status: Lurker



Have you seen the film Marta by Fassbinder? Its about this
woman who marries an engineer who locks her up in their
house and forces her to read books about concrete and the
construction of bridges.


 


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