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hevquip
from a crabs carriage on 2001-05-18 22:37 [#00006746]
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for my contest, you must write a boring essay
topics:
1. concrete 2. centerpieces 3. analysis of the fiscal year of corporations which sell tires
4. your favorite algorithems as to how to find the size grommets
5. information on airplanes 6. how to become a suitor for clothing stores 7. directions to your favorite grocery store 8. how to properly acquire office supplies in illegal manners
9. effects of radon on the ecosystems of various species of ferns found in northwest america
10. properly using eating utensils
the winner receives a bucket, stick, and a tape recorder, which is to be used to make sounds and then sent back to me so that i may synch it with the sound of sprinklers. i will place the tape recorder in the bucket and out of the bucket to create a hollow and possibly, a reverb effect. i too will fill the bucket with water in desired amounts so that i will have created varying amounts of the delay/hollow effect. my music video will be me explaining the proper manner in which one wears hats while making sandwiches.
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Syllable#5
on 2001-05-19 00:14 [#00006758]
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Looks as though people care
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[REFLEX]
from Western Canada on 2001-05-19 01:29 [#00006760]
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How To Become A Suitor At A Cloting Store By: REFLEX
It is important to note, that is not only my life ambition to me a "master" suitor, but to make suits myself. It takes much brilliant planning, and education to become one of the upmost suitors. Only the broadest education will work, I would reccoment ST VEC, or MTE CA.
There are many things to be learned when observing, or applying for the upmost position of suiting the public. You meet the suitees wishes, as well as furfill the needs of your employer. Unless ofcourse you are the propriator of business. In this fortunate case you must have the upmost respect, for the fact that the customer is always right. You, are there to server and no more, possibly work the till.
Its a misconception these days that all suitors are "homosexual" or "fruity" as the city folf like to say. Its far from that, indeed. Paris has recently looked into Suitor fashion, as it becomes a hot item for clothing lines, such lines invlude Versache, Meroin, Cutlose and Vertainé.
Back on track for a moment, you must complete the courses set infront of you at the time, to reach this great proffessions highest honor. The suitor of the famous. It is not only a great please to work with great celebrities such as "Billy" and "Joe", but great in its self that you are permitted to feel up the buttox of these elderly men you are suiting. This, is what we like to call "Buttox Grab" in the business. It is highy respected and mediated among suiters and suitees.
To sum things up, you must look to the skies for ambition, knowing that you make everyone that comes in happy, with their fit. Tight, and snug. You are there for better and for worse, fight the good fight. We need more people as myself in the profession. It brings in an honest salary, and a good experiance to boot.
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po{e}
from the uk on 2001-05-19 16:32 [#00006783]
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i have left school esterday, and i dont need some person telling me to do more work.......
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-06-25 21:29 [#00757285]
Points: 3381 Status: Regular
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hey so this is an old stopic of mine and if ugr gi figured i'd drbring it up.
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zyx
from Beijing (China) on 2003-06-26 05:54 [#00757571]
Points: 128 Status: Lurker
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Have you seen the film Marta by Fassbinder? Its about this woman who marries an engineer who locks her up in their house and forces her to read books about concrete and the construction of bridges.
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