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What do you think about it? I've spent arround 160 quid on lap dances alone, not including drrinks and I feel ok. Not rripped off, even though, rreally, i know i have been. |
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I'm too darn shy to do that. Well once I did right after I broke up with a girl but I was inhumanly shitfaced. Did I really do that or was it an hallucination brought on by alcohol poisoning? |
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lap dances have something inanely sad about them. |
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Iggy baby Iggy baby I like the sound of you strut strutting on that big stage On that big stage I like the sound of you Strut strutting, strut strutting in those tight pants I like the sound of you with no shirt at all I like the sound of you rolling I like the sound of you rolling in that broken glass, glass, glass Iggy baby I like the sound of you rolling, rolling I like the sound of you rolling In that broken glass, glass, glass Iggy baby, baby I like the taste of your sweat And then I like the smell of your blood And I know I know that, that Blood is real I know it's real I know that's real blood Iggy baby Iggy baby I like the sound of you |
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I see nothing sad or even comical about paying to look at a lady's front bottom. It's no different from paying for a meal or a hotel room to sleep for the night - these are all biological urges and we feel better having sated them. The perils of meatspace. |
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Heh... nothing desprate at all... just some good clean fun. As long as you aint pulling out your penus and masterbating while she is dancing, cause there is more appropriate places to do that, like waiting for the bus, or in the linup to get coffee. |
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I think your analogy is wrong. it's like the cook coming out of the kitchen with a plate of food and shoving it right under your nose, even putting some of it on a fork and almost letting you taste it BUT NO. back the food goes and you haven't eaten. this to me is what is kind of sad about lapdances. even with watching porn there is a real release in the form of masturbation. |
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I should accentuate - it's not like I disapprove of lapdancing or people who pay for lapdances, it's more that it seems utterly pointless to me, I guess. it's men paying to get blue balls. |
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Well, it's bad form to jerk off during a lapdance but one naturally gets around to it later. The point of the lapdance is to store up wank fuel, or peenie power pills, as it were. |
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The only lapdance I have ever had was awfull. It totally killed my libedo. |
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I dont dance very well on my feet let alone my lap |
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Yeah, I wasn't alone with my hand down my pants, it was just a laugh. But in the cold soberr light of day I rregrret everry single penny I spend. |
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spent. |
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I dont really like lap dances. Its much cheaper to just go up to the stage, give the bitch a dollar and have her put your face in her titties. Thats always fun. |
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I had a sort of lap dance yesterday :) |
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do they have lap dancing where prostitution is legal? |
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heh. |
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i don't like it... I had one once... And i hated the whole thing... it was classy, and a very good looking place. But i didn't enjoy myself. it's just not my thing... |
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Probably because once shes on your lap, you cant reach out and grab her and put your mouth on her body. Its annoying to say the least. |
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