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offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-03-08 17:03 [#01526078]
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Sorry. It's just my brother in law's round, he's fine, it's
just his girlfriend is a black-hole of misery that makes you
doubt the worth of your very being.

Does anyone else have in-laws, or just family or friends,
that upset you to the very core?

Or just any other grievance that would be hard to justify if
called upon to really give account of your crossness?

Just to keep this legit: Autechre.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-08 17:07 [#01526080]
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Upset or annoy? My sister annoys me immensely. I have to
bite my fist sometimes.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-08 17:10 [#01526082]
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that's just "sibling love," which doesn't count.



 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-03-08 17:53 [#01526125]
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Hmmm. I was hoping for something a tad more bitter and
inexcusable.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-08 18:03 [#01526140]
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my ex-mother in law is a fucking witch. that do you?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-03-08 18:07 [#01526148]
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That's more like it, though ideally you'd provide:

Awful things she'd said
Strained Christmases
Pinteresque details of holidays spent together in caravans.


 

offline Dael from the low end (Australia) on 2005-03-08 18:08 [#01526151]
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I was just about to fire up the blowtorch then I saw
"autechre" now it's great!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-08 18:09 [#01526153]
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None at the moment, but I knew someone in 6th form who
angered me with his every move: his loudmouth, "oi oi"
twattery, his constant kicking of a football around the
common room, his leather jacket, his stinking egg
sandwiches, his entire life. I'll admit these last few
reasons aren't exactly valid, and there were others, but it
got to the point where every last thing about him made me...
doubt the worth of my very being... yeah.

Anyway, he looked like Ian Dowie, and I exploited this fact
immensely - needless to say, when a crudely drawn mspaint
picture of his elongated face appeared in his entry in the
yearbook, I had the last laugh.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-03-08 18:13 [#01526159]
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Needless to say, old boy, indeed I suspect you had the last
laugh.

Egg based sandwiches though, I mean, where do these fuckers
get off? I would never, in a million years have an eggy
sandwich in a public place, it just shows their future
fucking arrogance.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-08 18:13 [#01526160]
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if he looked like ian dowie at least there's absolutely no
chance of him reproducing.


 


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