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brokephones
from Londontario on 2005-03-06 11:10 [#01523424]
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Have you ever had to break it apart because it was too big to flush?
PS: I'm in Gmunden, Austria.
ßöößs
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-06 11:11 [#01523425]
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i look forward to your death
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2005-03-06 11:12 [#01523427]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker | Followup to horsefactory: #01523425
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in that case tomorrow will be a happy day for you!
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-06 11:15 [#01523431]
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why do we have to wait until tomorrow?
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2005-03-06 11:16 [#01523434]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker | Followup to earthleakage: #01523431
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got a knife?
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-06 11:17 [#01523435]
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surely you can find another way to off yourself?
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2005-03-06 11:18 [#01523437]
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I'm open to suggestions.
PS. I'm still in Gmunden, Austria so a location specific death may be more festive.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-06 11:20 [#01523441]
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get crushed to death in a huge cheese rolling contest
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-06 11:21 [#01523443]
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the cheese being huge, not so much the contest.
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-03-06 11:26 [#01523452]
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gas yourself in the oven. or...run into into a farmers field and wait for him to come after you with a shotgun.
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stefano_azevedo
from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-03-06 11:31 [#01523456]
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use your head to break your poop and die drowned, in gmunden, austria.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-06 11:38 [#01523464]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to brokephones: #01523424
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You've been reading David Sedaris, haven't you?
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2005-03-06 12:43 [#01523542]
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Im dissapointed.
How about I ram some deer horns into my head, put on a pink dress and run into a hunting area, getting shot and made into Kanaderschnitzel?
Fuck grammer. Fuck Levar Burton (just kidding, Levar. You know I love your work).
I go to Vienna tomorrow.
P FUCKING S to all you British folk: My fuck does your food ever suck. Absolutely revolting. I ordered grilled vegetables at Heathrow and they gave me a plate full of grease and balsamic vinegar that made me fucking spew squirrels.
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plaster
from splitska 10 on 2005-03-06 13:31 [#01523601]
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jermany did good to you!
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2005-03-06 13:35 [#01523604]
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are those toilets to small in Gmunden? or do you have very big stomach?
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2005-03-06 13:57 [#01523621]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker | Followup to brokephones: #01523542
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In that case stick to your squirrels.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-06 14:34 [#01523656]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to brokephones: #01523542
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yes, food at airports is notoriously good.
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