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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-02 14:47 [#01519143]
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Having unprotected sex with watermelons is dangerous. It
sometimes results in aids. Othertimes a seed gets caught in
your penis hole which makes for an unpleasant experience.

Name other sexual deathtraps.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-03-02 14:51 [#01519155]
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there are these fish that are in the amazing and shit and if
you pee while swimming it will follow the wash trail of piss
back to your dick, swim up your peehole and let out little
spines and you can never get it out unless you wanna chop
yer dick in two


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-02 14:53 [#01519159]
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...in the Amazing Ocean, you say? Cheers, I'll make a note
of that.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-02 14:56 [#01519167]
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If you're going at it hard and fast, make sure you don't
slip out or you might fracture your penis on attempted
re-entry


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-03-02 15:01 [#01519174]
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never do sex with a panda, they tickle.


 

offline uviol from United States on 2005-03-02 15:03 [#01519181]
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Yeah I heard about these.. no shit. They were talking about
them on some radio show.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-02 15:11 [#01519189]
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Saw a documentary about those late one night....
One word came to mind: "ALIENS"!!


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-03-03 00:54 [#01519758]
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what the fuck? that was supposed to be amazon. whoops.


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2005-03-03 04:33 [#01519845]
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that's fucking brutal!


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-03-03 04:36 [#01519848]
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Watch the film "Society"....


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-03 07:14 [#01519945]
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#1 sexual deathtrap.... ?

... women.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-03-03 08:34 [#01520078]
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Make sure you don't have sex with rocks because they clack
together when you least expect it


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-03-03 08:36 [#01520084]
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i have peed in the amazon. it was ok. i got flesh eating
bacterias eating on my feet, but that's another story.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-03 09:03 [#01520122]
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Dont become naked in front of clowns because they will throw
real real small pies in your penis hole causing infection.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-03-03 09:05 [#01520130]
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anal sex: its like dipping your dick in a bucket of aids


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-03 09:40 [#01520203]
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that is alarming!


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2005-03-03 09:41 [#01520206]
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You know this for sure???

When are you getting tested?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-03-03 10:00 [#01520235]
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Zarflax!


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-03-03 10:26 [#01520270]
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ooohhhhh :)


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-03 10:27 [#01520271]
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zing!!


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-03 10:30 [#01520274]
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dangerous wanking NSFW

some of this is D:


 


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