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offline Vastgebonden from New York on 2005-03-01 12:01 [#01517202]
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Would the following idea work ?

1. Have a sealed cockpit that does not allow access to
pilots

2. Have cameras hidden in cockpit that transmit an image of
what is happening in the passenger section

3. If the pilots see any antics in the passenger section
they can press a button

4. When the button is pressed sleeping gas is released in
the passenger section

5. All passengers will sleep and all terrorists will fall
asleep.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-01 12:03 [#01517204]
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hows that going to stop anyone from blowing it up then?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 12:04 [#01517206]
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The terrorists would be prepared with gas masks, not to
mention the oxygen masks above every seat!

Security at the airport would seem the obvious place to
start!?


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-03-01 12:09 [#01517211]
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I'm going on an airplane tomorrow night.


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-03-01 12:10 [#01517212]
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security at the airport is just a fasade. i'm going on an
airplane in less then teo hours.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-03-01 12:10 [#01517214]
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If you were in the US, you could be investigated for merely
mentioning that


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-03-01 12:12 [#01517220]
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the US sucks?


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-03-01 12:14 [#01517225]
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im flying on friday. yippee!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 12:17 [#01517228]
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hahah!

I'm being investigated!


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-03-01 12:23 [#01517232]
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i'm a terrorist


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-03-01 12:24 [#01517235]
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cia later. i have a plane to catch.


 

offline Vastgebonden from New York on 2005-03-01 12:26 [#01517236]
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A gas mask is a bulky item to smuggle.

The oxygen masks shall only be released if the pilot
activates a button


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-03-01 12:29 [#01517243]
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what kind of sleeping gas would you use, haven't you seen
the documentary about the hostage taken in the theatre in
moscow.


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2005-03-01 12:30 [#01517245]
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i'm confused...is this an airplane terrorism appreciation
thread or what?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 12:31 [#01517246]
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Nah, what you really need is a Bruce Lee or Steven Seagal on
every plane!!



 

offline Vastgebonden from New York on 2005-03-01 12:32 [#01517247]
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I was in Spain in April.

On our last night we got pissed, as you do.

When I returned to the hotel full of brandy, i was watching
a spanish mtv type of show.

There was this terrible Spanish rock song on. Guess who was
in the video;

Steven Seagal trying to kiss the ladies.

I also laughed recently at a scene in a steven seagal video,
i think it was called hard to kill. He is recovering from
his near death experience, he is outside punching a bit of
wood, kelly le brock turns up and he punches it so hard it
snaps in two.

The hard bastard !


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 12:34 [#01517248]
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NOTHING will ever stop these religious fanatics from
carrying out these acts, because they are prepared to die.

It's a concept the civilized world just cannot comprehend.
Imagine how difficult it would have been to perform these
attacks and survive.

You don't get suicide bombings in Northern Ireland as the
terrorists are not prepared to die for their cause.

So what's the answer? ban Islamic fundamentalists? I don't
think that would work.



 

offline Vastgebonden from New York on 2005-03-01 12:37 [#01517253]
Points: 42 Status: Addict



This like attacking the cocaine, dealer when actually the
problem lies in the reasons someone would want to use
cocaine to hurt themselves or others. In this case,
terrorism. Notice how GW Bush said, we'll get the bad guys,
but nothing about the issues that caused this. I know these
terrorists have some mental issues, but the issues have
roots. Security at the airport or on the plane itself is not
the place to stop terrorism. It's not a bad idea, but real
issues need to be dealt with.



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 12:40 [#01517256]
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"This like attacking the cocaine, dealer when actually the
problem lies in the reasons someone would want to use
cocaine to hurt themselves or others. "

hmmmmmm.............. i'd like to ask the people who've
done
cocaine here if this was the reason they did it. when a few
friends of mine tried it, they weren't trying to hurt anyone
(including themselves).



 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-03-01 12:40 [#01517258]
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I am the terrorist terrorist terrorist terrorist
T.E.R.R.O.R Ist
The terrorist terrorist terrorist terrorist


 

offline Vastgebonden from New York on 2005-03-01 12:42 [#01517259]
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I think they need to train a monkey to attack terrorists if
something like this happens again. It could hide in a little
box until the pilots hits the "Attack monkey" button and
then a wrath of teeth and hair will be released upon the
terrorists maybe teach them to use small weapons or fling
poo is always a good distraction! Well, I will be starting a
training class for these monkeys soon so if anyone has any
small pants or diapers to donate for the monkeys please
Email me at Sancho242@aol.com we can't have these monkeys
running around with no pants on now can we ???DRUNKEN MASTAH
HAS SPOKEN !!!!P.S. I MADE IT HOME AFTER 2 DAY'S WOO
FUCKING
HOO!!!


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-03-01 12:49 [#01517262]
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I was once attacked by 22 angry squirrels I interrupted
their card game I think they where Teamsters! I woke up in
a
hospital three weeks later to find I had been robbed and
beaten extreamly bad months later I found they ran my Visa
card up with $3000 worth of nuts !!!!! Reflex I think you
are on to something here!DRUNKEN MASTAH HAS SPOKEN P.S.
SOMETIMES
I STILL WAKE UP IN A COLD SWEAT


 

offline Vastgebonden from New York on 2005-03-01 12:50 [#01517264]
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We must contact all airports as soon as possible to put our
plan into effect! But we must be careful not to teach them
too much because they may turn on us all and rule the
world!!!!!DRUNKEN MASTAH HATES SQUIRRELS



 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-01 12:50 [#01517266]
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How many actual cases of 'airplane terrorism' has there
been?


 

offline Vastgebonden from New York on 2005-03-01 12:51 [#01517269]
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what time is it where you are?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 12:52 [#01517270]
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We must contact all airports as soon as possible to put our
plan into effect! But we must be careful not to teach them
too much because they may turn on us all and rule the
world!!!!!DRUNKEN MASTAH HATES SQUIRRELS


 

offline Vastgebonden from New York on 2005-03-01 12:54 [#01517274]
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You should train the squirrels at ninjutsu!
and arm them with ninja stars!!!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 12:55 [#01517278]
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uh huh, o'k. What about bullet proof vests?


 

offline Vastgebonden from New York on 2005-03-01 12:56 [#01517279]
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I guess your squirrels are invincible then. Surley the
terrorrists could just lay down a pile of nutz and that
would neutralise them - or maybe even bury some on the
plane, the squirrels qould then be occupied by finding them
and digging them up?!?!?!?!?!



 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-01 12:57 [#01517281]
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Skepticism o' clock.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-03-01 12:58 [#01517282]
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I guess your squirrels are invincible then.


 

offline Vastgebonden from New York on 2005-03-01 12:58 [#01517283]
Points: 42 Status: Addict



I've been out wandering the streets for the past 7 hours
trying to run into the squirrels that once attacked me I
thought I might have a word with their leader but once the
squirrels where after me it was clear to see they had no
leader they are capable of acting independently! This is
where their true power is I am hold up in some sort of
squirrel bunker right now they dragged me down here after I
requested to speak with their "Leader"all I have is my
laptop they have stripped me and put peanutbutter all over
my body I fear this the end of the Baron my comrades! All I
can d now is prey my death will come quickly!!!!DRUNKEN
MASTAH HAS SPOKEN!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 12:59 [#01517284]
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oo thats gotta hurt!

Just had another thought...you set up missiles with
squirrels in to attack other coutries!



 

offline Vastgebonden from New York on 2005-03-01 13:02 [#01517287]
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drunken - You need combo to tell how to escape, failing
that
do a big shit on the floor, while they are smelling that,
make a run for it~!


 

offline Vastgebonden from New York on 2005-03-01 13:04 [#01517288]
Points: 42 Status: Addict



drunken - You need combo to tell how to escape, failing
that
do a big shit on the floor, while they are smelling that,
make a run for it~!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-01 13:05 [#01517289]
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boom!



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-01 13:09 [#01517291]
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that made me laugh!


Attached picture

 

offline oyvinto on 2005-03-01 17:20 [#01517896]
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i think anti terror intelligence actually noticed my post
and warned the goverment over here. when i arrived afther
the plaintrip my bag didn't show up.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-01 18:13 [#01517984]
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:D


 


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