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offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-03-01 04:28 [#01516717]
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Kay. The contenders are;

Mira Calix - Wife of autechre
Ceephax - Squarepushers brother
Otto Van Scharrach - Phoenecias roomate
Cylob - Richard D James' roomate

Who do you think would win in a deathmatch?

The weapons are;
A handbag filled with a bunch of girls stuff
A bottle of acid
A medical kit containing a razor blade and a syringe
A bell

Rules;
-Only one survivor.
-Weapons are chosen and suplied upon the completion of a
round robin tournament of rock paper scissors
-All females must be naked
-Winner must bathe in the blood of the loosers

 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-01 04:32 [#01516720]
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i think they will all gang up on ceefax, if only because he
is family to the squarepusher, and as everyone knows the
squarepusher sucks and is only allowed to make albums
because everyone at warp feels sorry for his lack of talent
and stupidity. First they will shove a bottle of acid in his
face-the irony!-and then cylob will his him repeatedly with
a bag of girls stuff while mira injects him with a syringe
full of razor blades. I dont know who otto vs is, therefore
he will not do anything.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-01 04:36 [#01516722]
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oh i nearly forgot - they all his ceefax with the rock,
scissors and paper (made into a plane and shoved in his eye)


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-03-01 04:38 [#01516723]
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needs more semen

 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-01 04:38 [#01516724]
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ceephax is wee

 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-03-01 04:40 [#01516725]
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Hmmm. I was kinda thinking along the lines of this;
Mira Calix gets the bottle of acid
Ceephax gets the handbag
Cylob gets the bell
Otto Van Scharach opts out of weapons and kills them all
with his breath.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-01 04:48 [#01516730]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular | Followup to Taxidermist: #01516725



if otto kills them with his breath, how can he bathe in
their blood afterwards? will he cut them open with the
razors or something? eww gross!


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-03-01 05:05 [#01516752]
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I figure he might just granulize the flesh, and use an event
chopper for the bones. Then just bathe in the paste that is
left over.


 

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