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a friend of mine let slip some info about himself to me that he has an appointment with a urologist to get his peeper checked out. usually i'd make a joke, but i didn't say anything cuz i know the guy's been known to have...difficulty....with things....of that nature....but i want to be a good friend. should i ask him to elaborate as to WHY he's seeing a urologist or just avoid the topic entirely? |
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make a thread about it |
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just say it wasnt you! |
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yeah, that's a pretty good thing to say. i feel sorry for his girlfriend. |
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ask him if he's thinking about a sexchange, if not you can tell him you accidentely saw his appointment with the urologist and you were affraid he's in love with you |
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A visit to a urologist may not be the result of a sexually transmitted disease, for example urologists deal with things such as impotence and neurourology (bladder control problems) both of which I suffer. |
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yeah, i think his problem is impotence. that's why i feel sorry for his girlfriend; she can't get her carpet cleaned, if you know what i mean... |
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Then you can be a good friend by making his girlfriend happy. Not to would be abandoning your duty as a friend. |
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let's just say i've got my thumb on the button. |
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uhm..i thought he's impotent.. |
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I've had mad STDs I immediately think disease, Disease |
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he is. and i use my thumb to activate the carpet cleaner so that i can clean her carpets. |
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do you still taunt your girlfriend with your impotence? "look what you don't make me do.." |
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wait untill he get's back and ask him if everything was okay. You should be able to tell by his response if he want's to talk about it or not. If he dosent appear to want to talk about it just let him know that you're there for him, perhaps tell him about a similar situation or something secret about yourself to make him feel like he's not alone in these kind of issues |
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dont´be so shy about it, just ask. |
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wake him up every morning by slapping him in the face with your perfectly functioning willy. theres no reason for you both to be unhappy. |
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give 'em the ol' teabag, eh? |
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that is twice today that tea bagging was mentioned! |
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you nosy bastard. anything for a cheap laugh, eh? i thought you said he was your mate |
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Maybe it's just a routine checkup. No worries. |
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If it's major then I'm sure he'll tell you about it. If you don't need to know then he won't tell you. |
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that's good advice, p0g0. |
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Just because a man cant get a boner doesn't mean his girlfriend has to suffer. Seriously, does he just want to stick it in and out all day with her? If I were that girl I'd dump him... not for having a non functioning willy, but for being a shit lover. |
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Ask him does he want you to suck him hard. |
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yes, and the only serious answer :) |
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offer to fellate him. If he refuses you he is obviously impotent. If he accepts you should be able to deduce any VD by the flavor of his member. |
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the 1st leak is real. |
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*goes flacid* |
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what color was it? |
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uh...grey? |
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Is that why you mum abandoned you? |
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thats just the clap, nothing to worry about. |
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